2022 Classic Nonsense Literature

2022 Classic Nonsense Literature Part 1

1. Survey shows that people are only born once in their lifetime.

2. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...

3. Be sure to close your eyes when sleeping, otherwise you will not be able to sleep.

4. If I guessed correctly, I must have guessed correctly.

5. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

6. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

7. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

8. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

9. Stone is very hard. How hard is it? Solid as a rock.

10. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

11. Minors are under 18 years old.

12. Listening to your words will make you study for ten years in vain.

13. Before 60 seconds passed, a minute was lost.

14. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

15. Drinking a glass of milk every day before going to bed will cost you a few dollars more per day than not drinking milk.

16. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a boy or a girl.

17. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.

18. How should I put it? You are very beautiful. You have an indescribable beauty, especially you have two eyes, a nose and a mouth. They are just right, no more and no less. The best thing is your hair. It grows right on the top of the head.

19. According to statistics: all people who give birth to children out of wedlock are women.

20. This pig was alive before it died. 2022 Classic Nonsense Literature Part 2

21. I haven’t discovered it before, but when I discovered it, I had already discovered it.

22. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you.

23. It’s a good life, but it’s a bit bad, but it’s also pretty good. Unfortunately, it’s worse for me. It’s just too good and doesn’t reflect the feeling of being bad, so it’s relatively good, but it’s a bit bad. , overall it’s good, but the only thing that’s not good enough is that it’s a bit bad.

24. This potato looks like a potato.

25. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

26. If he doesn’t marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

27. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.

28. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit, and Huang Gai who received the beating.

29. I will definitely live until death.

30. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

31. The young man is quite handsome, with one nose and two eyes.

32. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.

33. I am calm except when I am not calm.

34. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

35. There is something I don’t know whether to say or not, so I won’t say it.

36. I’m pretty good when I’m not cooking.

37. If I am a rich person, then I must be very rich.

38. If you weren’t ugly, you should be pretty good-looking.

39. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

40. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly. 2022 Classic Nonsense Literature Chapter 3

41. You must be very thin when you lose weight.

42. Sure enough, good-looking people are beautiful.

43. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.

44. Don’t eat on an empty stomach, otherwise you will feel full.

45. I pretended to work for the boss, and the boss pretended to pay my salary

46. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was still just a child.

47. Those who can say such things must be able to say such things.

48. Personally test the most effective sun protection tips - avoid the sun.

49. Listening to you fart is like hearing a fart.

50. It’s good, but a bit bad.

51. Delicious things are particularly delicious.

52. I once worked as a taxi and asked the driver: Uncle, what do you do for a living?

53. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

54. Look, the man in front seems to be alone.

55. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, exactly two, no more, no less.

56. Regardless of the content, I agree.

57. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back.

58. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

59. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

60. How many minutes you spend reading these words, how many minutes are wasted. The Most Popular Nonsense Literary Quotes on the Internet in 2022

The Most Popular Nonsense Literary Quotes on the Internet in 2022 (Part 1)

1. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to half a minute in reality.

2. When you look for something, you may find it or you may not find it.

3. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

4. As we all know, the body of a swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

5. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...

6. You must be very thin when you lose weight.

7. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, but the waves in front are pushed back by the waves behind.

8. I can make men listen to me in just three sentences.

9. The cicada’s wings are so thin, as thin as cicada wings.

10. As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How heavy is it? As heavy as Mount Tai.

11. My age increases by one year every year on my birthday.

12. The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time

13. Ginger is still getting older.

14. The last time I said this was the last time.

15. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

16. People who don’t have a partner should still be single.

17. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

18. Seeing it means seeing it in vain, and not seeing it means seeing it in vain.

19. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

20. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money. The Most Popular Nonsense Literary Quotes on the Internet in 2022 (Part 2)

21. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

22. You are also a sensible person, you understand what I understand.

23. The milk I drank smelled like milk.

24. It was alive before it died.

25. Every minute a person breathes, he loses one minute of his life.

26. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

27. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, which is probably the bright moonlight.

28. In fact, you can still be lovable when you are not annoying.

29. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

30. I discovered that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

31. Young people, don’t be too young.

32. Young man, you are so good, you are so young at a young age.

33. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

34. If he wasn’t ugly, he would be pretty good-looking.

35. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter.

36. If you eat noodles without garlic, you don’t eat garlic.

37. Shocking, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

38. Why didn’t you reply to my message? Is it because I didn’t send you a message?

39. The deceased was not injured.

40. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain. The Most Popular Nonsense Literary Quotations on the Internet in 2022 (Part 3)

41. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

42. If you don’t click on it, you can’t click on it.

43. I was awake before I fell asleep.

44. If you weren’t ugly, you would still be pretty.

45. If your sentence is correct, it should be right.

46. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

47. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

48. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

49. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

50. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you be a truly dreamy person.

51. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a boy or a girl.

52. Sure enough, good-looking people are all beautiful.

53. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.

54. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

55. According to statistics: all people who give birth to children out of wedlock are women.

56. Trivia: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.

57. You are so good-looking, especially your eyes, one or two, no more, no less.

58. As long as you have some ability, you will not have no ability at all.

59. Before it dies, it should be alive.

60. When you read this article, you must be reading it. 2022 Humorous and Funny Nonsense Literary Sentences

2022 Humorous and Funny Nonsense Literary Sentences Part 1

1. If you are my sister, we are sisters. For every sixty seconds a person breathes, one minute is lost from his or her life.

2. If I have a boyfriend, then there is no need to add the word "if" to this sentence.

3. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming 20 bowls of rice calories.

4. The young man is quite handsome, with one nose and two eyes.

5. If you weren’t ugly, you would still be pretty.

6. Minors are under 18 years old.

7. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.

8. You must be very thin when you lose weight.

9. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

10. Congratulations! I congratulate you!

11. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

12. My neighbors in the same community started taking sixth grade classes for their children in sixth grade. My child is in third grade and is still taking third grade classes.

13. When you’ve heard this, you’ve heard this.

14. Add some black and white sesame seeds.

15. The last time I saw such speechless words was the last time.

16. Trivia: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.

17. Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me "Be careful when I speak."

18. It’s good, but a bit bad.

19. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

20. You look like you are sick, as if you are not cured. 2022 Humorous and Funny Nonsense Literary Sentences Part 2

21. The deceased was not injured.

22. It’s not just nonsense, it’s simply nonsense.

23. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

24. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

25. A crab is still alive before it dies.

26. Luck is all about luck.

27. We will know what happens tomorrow.

28. Sure enough, good-looking people are all beautiful.

29. Before you lost your mobile phone, you probably didn’t lose it.

30. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back.

31. Young man, you are so good, you are so young at a young age.

32. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.

33. As far as I know, I know nothing about this.

34. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that it took you some time.

35. It is well known to the audience.

36. Playing for 30 seconds in the game is equivalent to half a minute in reality.

37. Everyone who is awake now should not be asleep yet.

38. You are alive as long as you are not dead.

39. When I went to South Korea for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Koreans in any country.

40. The whole good life is just a bit bad. 2022 Humorous and Funny Nonsense Literary Sentences Part 3

41. You can definitely do it! Unless it doesn't work.

42. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

43. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

44. If what you say is good, it should be right.

45. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

46. The day after tomorrow will be known.

47. In addition to your shortcomings, you still have advantages.

48. Young people, don’t be too young.

49. I was still awake before I fell asleep.

50.. Those who haven’t gone to bed so late must still be awake.

51. Regarding this matter, I will simply say a few words, as long as you understand it. In short, this matter is the situation now. In detail, everyone can see it, and you have to say a few words. , maybe you don’t understand it very well, but that’s what it means. If you don’t know, you don’t have to guess. I’ve seen this kind of thing a lot. I just want to say that everyone who understands understands it. I won’t explain it to those who don’t understand. After all, Just know it yourself and savor it carefully.

52. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

53. If you jump from the tenth floor, if nothing happens, then you should have an accident.

54. Why don’t you reply to my message? Just because I didn’t send you a message?

55. Don’t eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

56. Good morning, friends. It doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s whatever you want.

57. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

58. If you can see things, it means you are not blind.

59. Before you find a girlfriend, you probably don’t have a girlfriend.

60. Listening to you fart is like hearing a fart.

2022 Super Popular Contemporary Nonsense Literature Classic Quotes

2022 Super Popular Contemporary Nonsense Literature Classic Quotations Part 1

1. Minors are under 18 years old.

2. Women like to look beautiful.

3. You will know tomorrow’s things.

4. When you read this article, you must be reading it.

5. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

6. After October, it’s November.

7. If he doesn’t marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

8.1 I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

9. Research has found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who do not eat eggs.

10. If I guessed correctly, I must have guessed correctly.

11. Personally test the most effective sun protection tips - avoid the sun.

12. The last time I met you was the last time

13. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

14. The last time I thought it was so funny was the last time

15. Young people, don’t be too young.

16. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.

17. Before it dies, it should be alive.

18. If there is no accident, then there should be an accident.

19. I will definitely live until death.

20. Regardless of the content, what you said is quite reasonable. 2022 Super Popular Contemporary Nonsense Literature Classic Quotations Part 2

21. I have been in extremely angry situations Extremely angry!

22. Even if I, the King of Heaven, come, I am still the King of Heaven.

23. After you have had dinner, you have already eaten in the evening.

24. The last time I heard you talk like this was the last time.

25. The last time I saw such speechless words was the last time.

26. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

27. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

28. When you are free, you will naturally be free.

29. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese, right?

30. We will know what happens tomorrow.

31. You will know about tomorrow.

32. Jumping from the 18th floor, if there is no accident, there will definitely be an accident.

33. If I guessed correctly, then I must have guessed right.

34. The cicada’s wings are so thin, as thin as cicada wings.

35. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

36. How many minutes you spend reading these words, how many minutes are wasted.

37. Luck is all about luck.

38. Seven days without seeing each other is like a week.

39. You are so good-looking, especially your eyes, one or two, no more, no less.

40. The young man has really good looks, outstanding temperament and full of charm, especially his eyes, no more, no less, exactly two. 2022 Super Popular Contemporary Nonsense Literature Classic Quotations Part 3

41. I found the pattern of stocks! Either it goes up or it goes down.

42. In addition to your strengths, you have all your weaknesses

43. Every time I don’t know what to say, I don’t know what to say.

44. Every 60 seconds of breathing, one minute has passed.

45. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

46. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

47. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

48. Hello everyone, as you can see, I am a living person.

49. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

50. After eating, I found that I was heavier. It turned out that I was full.

51. Because you want to read bullshit literature, I share bullshit literature, so you get bullshit literature.

52. Did you know that for every sixty seconds you breathe, one minute passes.

53. The nonsense is not too nonsense, just a bit nonsense.

54. This tomato has a tomato smell.

55. Good-looking girls are pretty.

56. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

57. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

58. If you weren’t ugly, you would still be pretty.

59. Sure enough, good-looking people are all beautiful.

60. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, exactly two, no more, no less. 2022 Nonsense Literary Quotations That Will Make You Laugh

2022 Laughing Nonsense Literary Quotations Part 1

1. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it further.

2. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

3. If you can see things, it means you are not blind.

4. Young man, you are so good, you are so young at a young age.

5. I can fry three dishes, one is fried tomatoes, one is fried tomatoes, and one is fried tomatoes.

6. Ginger is still getting older.

7. There is an old saying in China called "There is an old saying that goes well."

8. The cicada’s wings are so thin, as thin as cicada wings.

9. Minors are under 18 years old.

10. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

11. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when you drink hot water.

12. Although I didn’t do anything today, I still worked hard.

13. Life and death are blurred in ten years, and life and death are blurred in five years.

14. Recall yesterday as if it was yesterday.

15. The milk I drank smelled like milk.

16. I was shocked when I went to South Korea for the first time. I had never seen so many Koreans in any country.

17. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

18. When you read this article, you must be reading it.

19. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that it took you some time.

20. If I can understand it, I won’t be able to understand it. 2022 Nonsense Literary Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Crazy Part 2

21. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

22. Those who are awake now should not be asleep yet.

23. In fact, when you are not annoying, you can still be lovable.

24. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

25. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you be a truly dreamy person.

26. After you have had dinner, you have already eaten in the evening.

27. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.

28. Don’t eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

29. One day without seeing you is like another day.

30. If you weren’t ugly, you’d still be pretty.

31. After eating, I found that I was heavier. It turns out that I weighed myself after I was full.

32. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

33. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t mean there is no sense at all.

34. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

35. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

36. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back.

37. In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County. The next year, the fifth year of Qingli.

38. After careful observation, I discovered that the day I was born was actually my birthday.

39. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

40. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you. 2022 Nonsense Literary Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

41. How old are you this year? It’s time to find a partner. Yes, it's true that you are not young anymore. You can wait until you are ready to fall in love to find a partner.

42. The pattern of stocks has been found. It either rises or falls.

43. The crab was still alive before it died.

44. The deceased was not injured, right?

45. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

46. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

47. If heaven is sentimental, then heaven is sentimental, and the right way in the world is the right way.

48. When you have heard this, you have heard this.

49. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

50. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

51. You can only win, but you can’t win.

52. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

53. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back.

54. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter.

55. Before it dies, it should be alive.

56. If you are my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

57. You are also a sensible person, you understand what I understand.

58. It is well known to the audience.

59. People will die if they are killed.

60. If your sentence is correct, it should be right.