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How to paste couplets?

Whether to stick couplets with double-sided adhesive, transparent adhesive or glue depends on the specific situation.

Double-sided tape can be used to paste couplets: the wall is rough, but it can't be dusted.

Transparent glue can be used for couplets: the wall is smooth and impervious, and the glue surface can be wiped off with water.

You can paste couplets with glue: the wall is rough and you want to dust it when you touch it.

At the same time, we should pay attention to the following points when posting couplets:

Couplets are divided into upper and lower couplets, and there are horizontal batches. Be careful when posting, don't post backwards, or you will make a joke.

(1) When posting, look at the horizontal batch first. If the horizontal batch is viewed from left to right. Then on the left is the upper part. If you read from right to left, the upper part is on the right. Traditionally, the right side is the upper part and the left side is the lower part.

(2) Next, we should distinguish the upper and lower couplets, which can be distinguished according to the content. The key is to look at the last word of the left and right couplets. If it is silent, it is the upper part, but it is the lower part. Of course, we need to combine the contents of couplets. Generally, couplets are required to be flat!

(3) In this way, we have determined the up and down links, and then determined the posting direction. When pasting, first paste the horizontal batch on the door, and then paste it on the left and right sides. Of course, if you have a good idea, no matter which one you send first, you can't go wrong! Just pay attention to the proportion symmetry.