The joke that customers buy things too expensive.

When I went shopping in the mall, my mobile phone accidentally fell out when I paid the bill. By the way, some coins fell to the ground, and a salesgirl next to them said, ... This mobile phone fell badly and the phone bill was dropped.

Wife: I spent two thousand dollars to buy you a shirt today.

Husband: Two thousand? This is too expensive.

Wife: I know you are too expensive, so I changed another one.

Husband: What has changed?

Wife: A skirt and a shirt.

Husband: I don't wear a skirt.

Wife: The skirt is mine and the shirt is yours.

A man saw a store having a big sale and went in.

"What do you want?"

"I want to buy dog food."

"We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog."

"Where is such a rule?"

"This is the case with goods on sale."

The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food.

A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food.

"Give me two boxes of cat food."

"We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat."

It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time. As a result, he still has to go home and take the cat to buy cat food.

A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole and found the salesman.

"What do you want?"

"Just put your hand in and you'll know."

The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. "

"I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."