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I forgot the name of an article in the high school Chinese book, and I want to find it again.

Be appointed

Wang Zengqi

Be appointed

Minghai has been a monk for four years.

He came when he was thirteen.

The place name of this place is a bit strange, called Anzhaozhuang. Zhao, because most Zhuang people are surnamed Zhao. It's called Zhuang, but people live in scattered places, two or three here and two or three there. As soon as you go out, you can see it from a distance, and there is still a long way to go, because there is no road, it is a winding ridge. Buddhist nun is because of buddhist nun. Buddhist nun complained about buddhist nun, but everyone called him the wrong name, Waterlogging Temple. Even the monks in buddhist nun call it that. "Where is the temple?" -"Hey hey." There used to be a nun in buddhist nun. "monk temple" and "nun" However, monks live in temples. Probably because the water chestnut temple is not big, the big one is a temple, and the small one is a temple.

Minghai calls Xiao Ziming at home. He has been determined to become a monk since he was a child. His hometown is not called "becoming a monk", but "becoming a monk". There are monks in his hometown. Just like some places have pigs, some places attend, some places have hoops, some places have cotton, some places have painters, some places have bitches, and his hometown has monks. If there are many brothers, send one out to become a monk. Becoming a monk needs contacts and help. Some monks in this place have gone far. Go to Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou, Jing 'an Temple in Shanghai, Jinshan Temple in Zhenjiang and Tianning Temple in Yangzhou. Usually in temples in this county. There are not many fields in Minghai, but the eldest, the second and the third are enough. He is the fourth child. At the age of seven, he went home and became an uncle monk. His parents discussed with him and decided to call him a monk. He was there at the time, and thought it was really reasonable and there was no reason to object. Being a monk has many advantages. First, you can eat ready-made meals. Every temple is in charge of rice. Second, it can save money. As long as you learn to put down yoga and worship Huang Liang, you can get hard-earned money according to the rules. Get married after saving; If you don't want to be secular, you can buy a few acres of land. Becoming a monk is not easy. First, you should look like a long moon; Second, your voice should be like a bell; Third, you should be smart and have a good memory. His uncle took a picture of him, told him to walk a few steps forward and then a few steps back, told him to call the bugle: "Dang Ge * n-" and said, "Akiko will be a good monk, I'll take it!" If you want to become a monk, you have to get some books and study for a few years. And illiterate monks! So Ziming entered the school, read Sanzi Jing, Hundred Family Names, Four Miscellaneous Characters, Travel in Qionglin, Shang Lun, Xia Lun, Shang Meng and Xia Meng, and wrote one every day. Everyone in the village praised him for his good handwriting and black.

My uncle went home again on the appointed date, and brought a monk's collar coat for himself, and asked Qiu Zi Niang to make it smaller and put it on Qiu Zi. Akiko, wearing this monk's coat, purple trousers at home and a pair of barefoot new cloth shoes, kowtowed to her parents and left with her uncle.

At school, he had a scientific name, Minghai. Uncle said, don't change. So "Minghai" changed from a scientific name to a legal name.

Cross a lake. What a big lake! Through a county town. The county town is really lively: pigs are hung in the official salt shop, tax bureau and butcher shop, a donkey is grinding sesame seeds, and the smell of sesame oil is all over the street. Cloth shops, restaurants selling jasmine powder and hair oil, velvet flowers, silk thread, plasterer, sugar blower and snake charmer … He wants to see everything. My uncle gave him a hard push: "Let's go! Go! "

When they reached a river, a boat was waiting for them. There was a lanky uncle in his fifties on the boat, and a girl about the age of Qiu Zi squatted at the bow and peeled a lotus flower to eat. Akiko and his uncle are sitting in the cabin, and the boat leaves. Qiu Zi heard someone talking to him. It's that girl.

"Are you going to become a monk in the Laoan?"

Qiu Zi nodded.

"When the monk burn scar oh! Aren't you afraid? "

Qiu Zi don't know how to answer, vaguely shook his head.

"What's your name?"

"Minghai."

"at home?"

"The name is Qiu Zi."

"Qiu Zi! My name is Xiaoying! We are neighbors. My home is next to Shuishui-Shuishui Temple. -here you are! "

Xiaoying threw the leftover half of the lotus to Minghai, and Xiaoming peeled off the shell of the lotus and ate it one by one.

Uncle rowed and rowed, only to hear the sound of paddles paddling: "Wow-Xu! Wow-Xu! "

……

The terrain of Lingjiao Temple is very good, on a high ground. The terrain of this area is very high, and the people who build temples are very good at choosing locations. There is a river in front of the door. Outside the door is a big threshing floor. There are high willows on three sides. There is a hall in the gate. Yingmen is dedicated to Maitreya Buddha. I don't know which celebrity wrote a couplet: a big belly can accommodate things that are difficult in the world, and a smile is a ridiculous person in the world. Behind Maitreya is Wei Tuo. Across the hall, there is a big patio with two ginkgo trees. There are three wings on each side of the patio. Walking through the patio, there is the Hall of Great Heroes, which enshrines Buddha III. This Buddha statue is only four feet high even with niches. To the east of the hall is the abbot and to the west is the warehouse. On the east side of the main hall, there is a small hexagonal door with a white door and green characters engraved with couplets: one flower, one world, three benefits and three bodhis.

There is a long and narrow courtyard, several rockeries, several potted flowers and three small rooms at the door.

The young monk's life is very leisurely. Get up early in the morning, open the gate and sweep the floor. The floor in buddhist nun is paved with square bricks at the bottom of the basket, which is easy to sweep. Both Maitreya Buddha and Wei Tuo burned incense, and the third Buddha in the Hall of Ursa also burned incense, kowtowed three times, recited "There is no Amitabha in the South" and struck three times. The monk in buddhist nun was not interested in attending morning and evening classes, so all three tones of Ziming were replaced. Then, carry water to feed the pigs. Then, wait for the monk in charge, that is, Akiko's uncle, to get up and teach him to recite the scriptures.

Teaching chanting is the same as teaching. There are scriptures in front of the master, and there are scriptures in front of the apprentice. The master sang a line and the apprentice sang along. My uncle patted the table while singing. It's like teaching singing. Just like teaching singing, exactly the same. The nouns used together are all the same. My uncle said, chanting: first, we must be accurate, accurate, and second, we must work together. To be a good monk, you have to have a good voice. He said: in the 20 years of the Republic of China, there was a flood and the canal collapsed. Finally locked in Qingshui beach. Because many people were drowned in the flood, a fire was set up, and thirteen masters-thirteen monks on the main seat, the abbots of major temples came, with hundreds of monks below. Who will be the first? Pushing around, or stone bridge-abbot of Yin Shan Temple! As soon as he sits up, he looks like a bodhisattva, which goes without saying. The sound of "opening incense and praising" immediately silenced thousands of people around. Say: You need to practice your voice, dog days in summer, Sanjiu in winter, and Dantian spirit! Say: be a master and have a hard time! Say: Monks also have champions, second place, and flowers! Be careful, don't play! My uncle was full of admiration for this solution told by monk Minghai, so he followed my uncle to sing word for word:

"Sweet Ruo at first-"

"Sweet Ruo at first-"

"The dharma world is shrouded in smoke-"

"The dharma world is shrouded in smoke-"

"Buddha cash body ..."

"Buddha cash body ..."

……

After learning the morning classics in Minghai, I have to learn a section called Evening Classics before going to bed at night, and the teachers in Laoan get up one after another.

This buddhist nun has a simple population of six people. Minghai and other five monks. There is an old monk in his sixties who is my uncle's teacher's uncle. His dharma name is very popular, but few people know it, because few people call him by his dharma name. They all call him the old monk or the teacher's father, and Minghai calls him grandpa. This is a very lonely person, and one day he was locked in his room, that is, in a world of flowers. I can't see him chanting, just sitting in silence. He is a vegetarian, except during the New Year in China.

Here are three other disciples, in the order of benevolence: Renshan, Renhai and Rendu. Outside buddhist nun, some people call them the Great Master and the Second Master. Some people call it Master Mountain and Master Sea. Only Rendu, no one calls him "Master Du", because it sounds ridiculous, and most people call him Rendu. He only deserves it, because he is still young, only in his twenties. Akiko's uncle Renshan is in charge. It makes sense to call him "master" instead of "abbot" or "abbot", because what he really does is master's work. There is an account desk in his room, with account books and abacus on it. There are three account books. One is the account, the other is the rent account and the other is the debt account. Monks have to do things, and they have to collect money. -otherwise, what are you doing as a monk? The usual ceremony is to let the flame pass. The official flame mouth is ten people. One in the main hall, one drummer, four on each side. There are fewer people, eight, three on each side, not bad. There are only four monks in Shuishui-Shuishui Temple, so if you want to put the whole flame mouth, you have to work with other temples, and it has been like this, usually only half a flame mouth. One is on the seat, one is playing drums, and the other is on the other side. One is to find trouble with partners in other temples; Secondly, there are not many families in this area who can afford the whole flame mouth. Sometimes when someone dies, only two or even one monk is invited to read a sutra and knock on the instrument a few times. Many people don't give money at that time, and often have to wait until after autumn. Besides, the hard-earned money of monks is different. Just like singing opera, it has elements. The first one in the main seat. Because he wants to lead the solo. There is a long "Sighing Skull", except the first one who sings in an orderly way, all the other monks put down their musical instruments and have a rest. The second is playing drums. Do you think it's easy? Hum, this is just the beginning of "rolling", and you can't knock out the later illness without kung fu! The rest, all the same. This should also be recorded: on a certain day of the month, who has half a table of flames, who sits in the front seat and who plays drums ... so as to save money before the end of the year. ..... This buddhist nun has dozens of acres of temple property, which is rented to all ethnic groups, and the rent will be collected then. Buddhist nun also borrowed money. Rent debt is rarely owed, because people who borrow money from tenants are afraid that Bodhisattva will be unhappy. These three accounts are enough for Renshan. In addition, incense, lamps, oil and salt are all "good dishes" and must be recorded at any time. In addition to the account book, the abbot of the Mountain Master also hung a water sign on the wall, with four red words painted on it: "Think without pains". In fact, Ren Shan does not have any of the three conditions to be a good monk. His appearance can be clearly stated in two words: yellow and fat. It doesn't sound like Zhong Qing, but like a sow. Smart? It's hard to say, you always lose at cards. He never wore a cassock in buddhist nun, and even Haiqing's straight hair was exempted. Often wearing a short dress, revealing a yellow belly. Below is a pair of barefoot monk shoes-he is wearing new shoes, too. He walked around like this all day, making the same sound as a sow: "Mm-hmm-".

Second, Master Renhai. He has a wife. His wife comes to stay for a few months between summer and autumn every year, because it is cool in buddhist nun. There are six people in buddhist nun, one of whom is a monk's family. Renshan and Renren both call her sister-in-law, and Minghai calls her teacher's mother. Both husband and wife love cleanliness and wash all day. At night, sit in the patio and enjoy the cool. Stay indoors during the day and don't come out.

Third master is a very clever and capable man. Sometimes a master elder brother can't work out an account even if it takes a long time. His eyes turned twice, and it was very clear. He won a lot of cards, and twenty or thirty cards landed. He almost knew what cards he had. When he plays cards, someone always likes to look at his head in the back. Whoever asked him to play cards, he said, "I'll give you two dollars." Not only does he know all the secrets (few monks in the small temple can do it), but he is also skilled and can "fly". In July, there were orchid parties in some places, and dozens of monks wore embroidered robes and flew cymbals. Flying cymbals are big cymbals that weigh more than ten kilograms. At a certain time, all the instruments stopped, only dozens of cymbals were rapped nervously and hurriedly. Suddenly, he began to fly into the air, spinning as he flew. Then it fell again and caught it. Catch is not an ordinary catch. There are various postures, such as "rhinoceros looking at the moon" and "Su Qin holding a sword" ... This is not chanting, but acrobatics. Maybe it's the Earth Treasure King Bodhisattva who loves to watch this, but people, especially women and children, are really happy about it. This is a chance for a beautiful young monk to show himself. After the big flame, just like a good troupe, one of the two big girls and kannika nimtragol will disappear and run away with the monk. He can also put a "flaming mouth". In some families, there are many romantic children among relatives, and in Buddhist ceremonies, such as mourning for the dead, when they are not very sad, they will put forward the idea of making flowers bloom. The so-called "Flower Flame Mouth" means that after the main flame mouth, monks are invited to sing minor tunes, play the strings, play the flute and play the drums, and they will also sing. Ren can sing all night without starting again. Rendu spent a few years outside before, and only lived in a monastery for nearly two years. It is said that he has more than one lover. He is usually very disciplined. He is always honest when he meets girls and daughters-in-law. He doesn't even tell a joke or sing a minor. Once enjoying the cool air on the threshing floor, a group of people surrounded him and insisted that he sing two songs. He was ungrateful and said, "All right, sing a song. Don't sing at home. You are familiar with your hometown and sing an Anhui song. "

Sister and Xiao Lang are playing with barley, but they can't listen to each other.

If you don't listen, you don't listen.

After beating barley and wheat.

After singing, everyone thought it was not enough, so they sang another song: Sister is really beautiful, and both tits are stuck.

Have the heart to touch it,

My heart is beating a little.

……

There are no rules in this temple, and even these two words are not mentioned.

Renshan eats hookah and even goes out with his hookah.

They often play cards. This is a good place to play cards. Put the square table for eating in the hall at the door and put it horizontally, which is the card table. As soon as the table was put away, Renshan took out the abbot's chips and slammed them on the table. Play more cards, less mahjong. Besides the other three apprentices, there is also a duck feather collector and a rabbit hunter who steals chickens. They are all serious people. The duck feather collector walked from town to town with a pair of bamboo baskets, shouting in a hoarse voice: "Duck feathers are for money-!""

Chicken thief has a piece of furniture-bronze dragonfly. I saw an old hen throw away the bronze dragonfly, and the old hen took a bite. At this peck, the hard spring of the bronze dragonfly stretched open, and the chicken's mouth stood up and could not be called out. Just when the chicken was puzzled, it went up and grabbed it.

Qiu Zi once asked this serious man for a bronze dragonfly to have a look. He took it to Xiaoying's house to try it. Sure enough! Sakura

Mother knew this and scolded Qiu Zi: "I'm going to die! Son! Why did you come to my house to play bronze dragonfly! " Xiaoying came running:

"Give it to me! Give it to me! "

She tried, too Really smart. A black hen suddenly covered her mouth, silly!

On rainy days, these two people will come to the waste water nunnery for a day.

Sometimes, when there are no outsiders, the uncle is pulled out, and the ending of playing cards is mostly the monk who is in charge: "Damn it! Lost again! I won't come next time! "

They don't hide their meat from others. Kill pigs next year. Kill the pig in the main hall. Everything is the same as at home, boiling water, wooden barrels and sharp knives. When the pig is tied, the pig barks desperately. Different from home, there is an extra ceremony to read a "death curse" to the pig who is about to ascend to heaven, and it is always read by uncle Shi, with a solemn expression: "... all viviparous, oviparous and dormant births come from the void and return to the void to be reborn, so be happy." There is no Amitabha in the south! "

Master Rendu cut down, and bright red pig blood gushed out with a lot of bubbles.

……

Qiu Zi always runs to Xiaoying's house.

Xiaoying's home is like an island, surrounded by rivers on three sides, and there is a path leading to Dishui Temple in the west. Single-family, the only one on the island. There are six big mulberry trees on the island, all of which bear big mulberry trees in summer, three white and three purple; A vegetable garden, melons, beans and vegetables are available at any time. The lower part of the courtyard wall is brick, and the upper part is mud rammer. The gate is made of tung oil, and there is a pair of evergreen Spring Festival couplets on it: the first spring is always at Xiangyang Gate.

Jishan people have celebrated enough.

Inside the door is a wide yard. On one side of the yard is a cowshed and shed; On one side are pigsty, chicken breast and duck pen. There is a stone mill in the open air. To the north are houses and brick-based soil. Half covered with tiles and half covered with grass. The house has only been decorated for three years, and the wood is still showing white stubble. In the middle is the main hall, and the gold pasted on the portrait of the Buddha at home has not turned black. There are bedrooms on both sides, and each window is embedded with a piece of glass one foot square. The windows are bright and clean, which is rare in China. A pomegranate tree and a gardenia were planted under the eaves, all of which reached the eaves. Flowers bloom in summer, one red and one white, which is very beautiful. Gardenia smells good. You can smell it in the temple when the wind is downwind.

This family has a small population. Of course, the surname is Zhao. A * * * Four people: Uncle Zhao and Aunt Zhao, two daughters, Dayingzi and Xiaoying. The old couple have no sons. Because in these years, people have not been sick, cows have not suffered disasters, and there have been no droughts and floods, and the days have been very prosperous. Their family had their own fields, so they rented and planted ten acres of fields in the temple. In her own field, she planted an acre of water chestnut-half of it was Xiaoying's idea. She loves water chestnut and planted an acre of mushrooms. A large number of chickens and ducks are raised at home, and eggs and duck feathers alone are enough for a year's oil and salt. Uncle Zhao is a capable man. He is an "all-knowing and all-powerful" person. He is not only proficient in everything in the field, but also knows how to build fish, wash and grind, chisel, repair waterwheels, repair ships, build walls, burn bricks, hoop barrels and chop hemp ropes. He has no cough or backache, and his body is as strong as an elm. People are very kind and silent for a day. Uncle Zhao is a cash cow and Aunt Zhao is a cornucopia. Aunt is surprisingly energetic. Fifty years old, his eyes are still clear and bright. No matter when, the hair is slippery, and the clothes on the body are made of plaid. Like the old man, she is not idle all day. Cook pig food, feed pigs, and pickle-the salted dried radish she pickled is delicious. grinding bean curd weaves hemp fiber and reeds. She can also arrange flowers. Here, the bride, dowry, magnetic altar and tin can should be cut out with plum blossom paper and pasted on it for good luck, so as to look good: "Phoenix is in the morning", "Grow old together", "Future generations" and "Long life". People in twenty or thirty miles came to invite her: "Aunt, a good day is sixteen. When are you going? " -"Fifteen, I will come early in the morning!" "Of course!" -"sure! Affirmation! "

Two daughters, like her mother. Eyes look very similar, white-eyed duck eggs are green, black-eyed chess pieces are black, like clear water when calm, and like stars when flashing. Up and down, head is head, feet are feet. Hair is slippery, clothes are earned. -the customs here, fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls comb it. These two girls have good hair at this end! Red hair with roots and white hair! The mother and daughter went to the market, and everyone looked at them in the episode.

The two sisters look alike, but they have different personalities. The older girl is very quiet and quiet, like her father. Xiaoying can speak better than her mother and keeps making cards. Sister said, "You bark all day-"

"Like a magpie!"

"You said it yourself! -noisy! "

"upset?"

"upset!"

"You blame me for being upset!"

Two girls have something to say. Eiko already has a family. She secretly looked at the little man, who was honest, not ugly and had a good family, and she was satisfied. A small decision has been made, and the date has not yet been set. In the past two years, she rarely went out of the house and ran around for dowry all day. She can cut big, cut big. It is better to be a mother than to choose flowers and embroidery. She thinks her mother is too old. She went to the city to see the bride, saying that people are embroidering flowers and grass now. This really stumped my mother. Finally, the magpie suddenly patted her ass: "I recommend someone to you!" " "

Who is this guy? It's Akiko. When Zi Ming watched "Go to Meng to Meng", he somehow made half an episode of "Mustard Garden" and liked it very much. When he arrived at the Waterlogging Temple, he often turned it out, sometimes turning over old books and tracing it. Xiaoying said, "He can draw! Painting is the same as living! "

Xiaoying invited Minghai to his home to grind ink and spread paper for him. The young monk drew some pictures, and Dayingzi liked them very much: "That's it! That's it! This can be chaotic! " -The so-called "chaos" is a stitch method of embroidery: the first layer is embroidered, and the second layer of needles are inserted into the first layer of needles, so that the color changes from deep to light, and there is no trace. Unlike the flowers embroidered by the girls, they are all flat needles with clear boundaries between depth and depth. Xiaoying is like a bookworm. The staff says, "Draw a pomegranate flower!" "

"Draw a gardenia!"

She pinched the flowers and Minghai followed the painting.

Later, I will draw Impatiens, Dianthus, Polygonum hydropiper, Lophatherum gracile, Tianzhu fruit and Chimonanthus praecox.

Aunt saw it and liked it. She held the head of monk Minghai and said, "You are so smart! You are my adopted son! "

Xiaoying grabbed him by the shoulder and said, "Call! Call! "

The boy kneels on the ground and kowtows. From then on, she called Xiaoying's mother an adoptive mother.

Three pairs of shoes embroidered by Dayingzi have spread all over Fiona Fang for three miles. Many girls come by boat on foot. After reading it, he said, "Tut tut, it's really beautiful! This is not embroidery, this is a flower! " So they brought paper to Aunt Yang and asked the young monk to draw it. Some people want to draw the eaves of tents, some people want to draw the streamers of door curtains, and some people want to draw flowers on their toes. Every time Qiu Zi comes to draw flowers, Xiaoying will cook something delicious for him, boil two eggs, steam a bowl of taro, and fry some lotus roots and jiaozi.

Xiaoying's piecemeal life in the field was completely covered because she took care of her sister to catch up with her dowry. Her assistant is Akiko.

The busy work in this place is to plant seedlings, drive high fields, water, sweep grass everywhere, and then cut rice and make fields. These recommended heavy work, my family is too busy. This place is changing jobs. The date was arranged, and several families took turns to take care of one family. Free, but eat well. Eat six meals a day, see meat at both ends, and have wine at each meal. When I was working, I sang while beating gongs and drums, which was very lively. The rest of the time, take care of yourself and don't look nervous.

The grass has been cut three times, and the seedlings are already very high, and people can't be seen with their heads down. As soon as I heard a crisp voice singing in a thick green: gardenia, flowering, six petals, a bridge in front of my sister's house, Minghai knew where Xiaoying was and arrived in three steps. When she arrived, she bowed her head and drafted. In the evening, Penny "beat" Wang, which is true. Buffalo are afraid of mosquitoes. The cow took off its yoke and drank water, and then was led to a muddy "Wang", where it rolled around and fluttered so that mosquitoes could not bite it. As long as a 14 roller waterwheel is hung in the lowland, it is enough for two people to drive for half a day. Akiko and Xiaoying are leaning on the railing, slowly stepping on the kidnappers on the axle, and gently singing the folk songs that Minghai learned from the third master. When fighting, Qiu Zi can cover for Uncle Zhao and let him go home for dinner. -The Zhao family doesn't have their own fields. Every year, they play millet in the fields outside the waterlogged nunnery. With a whip, he shouted a beaten song:

"When * n-"

This song is full of sounds and no words, but it is better than any folk Song Song. Aunt Zhao is at home. When she hears Qiu Zi's song, she pricks up her ears: "What a loud voice this child has!"

Even Yingzi stopped sewing: "How nice!"

Xiaoying proudly said: "Thirteen provinces are the first!"

In the evening, they watch movies together. -The rented rice collected by Lingjiao Temple is also dried in the field. They sat side by side on a stone scorpion, listening to frogs playing drums and listening to cold snakes singing. -this place thinks that the mole cricket is called earthworm, and the earthworm is called "cold snake". Listening to the spinning woman spinning, "* ~-",watching fireflies fly around and watching meteors in the sky.

"ah! I forgot to tie a knot in my belt! " Xiaoying said.

People here believe that if you tie a knot in your belt when a meteor falls, you will get what you want.

……

This is Xiaoying's favorite life. Autumn passed, the ground was clean, and the leaves of water chestnut withered. The leaves of water chestnut are straight and round. When you touch them with your hand, they will beep, and Xiaoying loves to touch them. The water chestnut is hidden in the mud. Barefoot, standing on the wet mud in the cold dip,-hey, a hard pimple! Reach down, a red and purple water chestnut. She likes to do this kind of life by herself, and she takes Qiu Zi with her. She always deliberately stepped on Qiu Zi's feet barefoot.

She went back with a basket of water chestnuts, leaving a string of footprints on the soft ridge. Minghai looked at her footprints stupidly. Five little toes, flat bottom, thin heels and a missing arch. Minghai has a feeling that has never been felt before, itchy. This string of beautiful footprints messed up the little monk's heart.

……

I often go to town by Zhao's boat to buy incense sticks and oil and salt for buddhist nun. In his spare time, Zhao goes boating; When busy, Xiaoying goes and Qiu Zi goes boating.

From Anzhaozhuang to the county seat, there is a big reed flower swing. Reed grows thickly, and there is no one around one of the waterways. When boating here, Qiu Zi always feels nervous for no reason, so he paddles desperately.

Xiaoying cried:

"Qiu Zi! Qiu Zi! What's the matter with you? Are you out of your mind? Why do you row so fast? " ……

Minghai went to Yin Shan Temple to be ordained.

"Do you really want to burn scars?"

"Really."

"A good scalp burns twelve holes, doesn't it hurt?"

"Bullets. My uncle said that this is a key to becoming a monk, and I always have to pass it. " "Can't you be undisciplined?"

"It's the wild monks who don't keep the precepts."

"What are the benefits of being quit?"

"After wearing the ring, you can travel around and hang it in the temple."

"What do you mean by' hanging'?"

"Is to live in a temple. Borrow and eat. "

"No money?"

"Don't put money. If you are polite, you must first do it with the outside Lord. "

"No wonder people say that monks in the distance can recite scriptures. With these scars on your head? "

"There must be a ring."

"For a long time, being ordained is to get a qualified diploma from a monk!" "Yes!"

"I'll row you there."

"Very good."

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