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Women's witticisms on the wine table
1, the thread at the foot of my bed is so bright, can it be frosted already? Hold up a cup and have a drink.
2, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.
3. Drink beer, liquor, gold and silver.
Tomorrow, we will take photos of the crystal stones in Songshan Mountain and its stream. When the guests are full, they will lead you to drink first.
5、? Whether the feelings are deep or not depends on whether you are tired of drinking. If it's shallow, lick it.
As long as two people work together, loess can also be turned into gold. Come on, make this catty.
7, tea with wine, the more you drink, the more you have, I wish you more and more wealth. Drink some tea to warm your stomach, and then you won't get drunk.
8, drinking and eating vegetables, youth is always there, eating vegetables and drinking, the more you eat, the more you have. Eat more vegetables and drink more, and happiness will come.
9, wine is heartless and affectionate, and it is also useful not to drink Fu wine.
10, men and women don't drink, there is no chance at all.
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