Selected classic philosophical jokes

1, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

2. Crowding in Beijing brings trouble to the capital. ...

3, the heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

4. If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover for a day, I won't pass Grade 4!

5, uh-oh, uncle Hubei, Henan and Henan touched the Buddha, Tenirog drank the machine, and the seven-up knew the corpse. Japanese women thought.

6. Live well, because we will die for a long time ...

7. If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

8. Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people ...

9. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

10, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

1 1, let the house price rise more violently!

12, who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?

13, bleeding ... Will it hurt? 14, they said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

15, be a person hovering between cow A and cow C.

16, JB is busy during the day and JB is busy at night.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am in front of you!

18, my handsomeness must have hurt me!

19, life is her person, and death is her mascot.

20. I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

2 1, ate a bottle of "Wuji Baifeng Pill" by mistake. That's great. I have nosebleeds for a few days every month.

22. It may not be stupidity, wisdom or even tolerance for the blind to touch the elephant. ...

23,24k pure men! Pure! 24. You are a real beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

25, squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million. ...

26. What do you write, that is, will you believe it? What? You really believe it, how so naive!

27. If I had known that I had looked back 500 times in my last life, I would have met you in my life. I should break my head in exchange for meeting you in my life.

28, boiling water can not see the reflection, anger can not see the truth.

29. Every day now is the youngest day in the rest of my life. Please don't get old too fast, but understand too late.

30. Night is a magnifying glass, which will over-magnify joy and sadness. Therefore, when you are happy, you should learn enough is enough, and when you are sad, you should wash and sleep early.

3 1, live the life you like, like the life you live.

32. There are two things in the world, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.

It is difficult to add time to life, but it can add vitality to time.

34. Being smart is like underwear. It's important that you put it on, but you don't have to show it off.

35. What you waste today is the tomorrow that the people who died yesterday expect, and what you hate now is the past that the future can't go back.

36. Some things are beyond your control, but how to deal with them depends on you. The most helpless thing is that language is so powerless when expressing love; When expressing harm, it is so sharp.

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