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What are the allegorical sayings?

1, 800 pacesetter?

Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope, and the artillery ran north side by side. ?

The artillery dare not touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter dare not touch the artillery gun.

2, Ba Laoye banana tree?

Master Ba has 88 banana trees.

Eighty-eight handkerchiefs came to live under Master Ba's eighty-eight banana trees.

Master Ba pulled out 88 banana trees.

Don't let 88 handkerchiefs live under 88 banana trees.

Eighty-eight Bashi burned eighty-eight banana trees.

Master Ba was crying beside eighty-eight plantains.

Step 3 buy a cake

Uncle Bai, Uncle Peng,

Buy cakes at the cake shop.

Uncle Bai bought a big cake.

Uncle Peng bought this big cake.

Take it home to feed your mother-in-law.

My mother-in-law went to Bibo again.

I wonder if Uncle Bai bought a big cake.

Or did Uncle Peng buy a big cake?

4. Cowherd loves Liu Niang

Cowherd loves six niang year after year, and six niang misses Cowherd many times.

Cowherd loves six niang, and six niang misses Cowherd.

Lang Lianniang came to Nianlang.

5, Kuge melon basket across the wide ditch

My brother crossed the wide ditch with a melon basket, and quickly crossed the ditch to see the strange dog. ?

Just look at the dog's melon basket button, and the melon is empty.

6. Did the stone lion kill the persimmon tree?

44 persimmon trees died in front of the mountain.

There are forty-four stone lions behind the mountain.

Forty-four persimmon trees died in front of the mountain,

Sai Sai killed 44 stone lions behind the mountain.

Forty-four stone lions behind the mountain,

Killed 44 dead persimmon trees in front of the mountain. ?

I wonder if it's 44 astringent persimmon trees in front of the mountain.

Sai Sai killed 44 stone lions behind the mountain.

Or 44 stone lions behind the mountain,

Killed 44 astringent persimmon trees in front of the mountain.

7. Three brothers and three nephews?

Third brother and third sister-in-law,

Lend me three barrels and three liters of dates. ?

Picking wild jujube seeds in the mountains next year,

Give back the three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds to the third brother and sister-in-law.

8. dried human flesh

The sun is hot, basking in human flesh,

I feel uncomfortable in the sun.

It's hard to bask in human flesh.

Suntanned and oily.

9. Two people come to the mountain to compare their legs.

There are Cui's thick legs in front of the mountain.

There is a Cui with thick legs behind the mountain.

The two men came to the mountain to compare their legs.

I wonder if Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.

Or is Cui's leg thicker than Cui's?

Baishi building 10

White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda,

White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda,

Put up the white stone pagoda, which is white and big.

1 1, a piece of cloth and a bottle of vinegar.

Carry a piece of cloth on your shoulder and a bottle of vinegar in your hand.

I walked a mile and saw a rabbit.

Take off the cloth, put down the vinegar and catch the rabbit.

Ran away from the rabbit, lost his cloth and spilled vinegar.

12, the basin hits the shed.

Lao Peng carried a basin and passed the shed where Mr. Chen lived.

Pots touch sheds, sheds touch pots, sheds pour pots, sheds break pots.

Mr. Chen wants to pay for Lao Peng's washbasin, but Lao Peng doesn't want old Chen Lai to pay.

Mr. Chen accompanied Lao Peng to irrigate the basin, and Lao Peng helped old Chen Lai repair the shed.

13, East Dongting and West Dongting

East Dongting, west Dongting,

A vine on Dongting Mountain,

There is a big bronze bell hanging on the vine.

The wind blows, the vines move, the bronze bells ring,

When the wind stopped, the bronze bell became quiet.

14, stewed frozen tofu?

Will stew my braised frozen tofu, will stew my braised frozen tofu;

If you can't stew my frozen tofu, don't stew my frozen tofu.

If mixed, it will stew my stewed frozen tofu.

Stewed my frozen tofu,

You can't eat my frozen tofu stew.

15, two people come to the mountain to compare their eyes.

There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind it.

The two men came to the mountain to compare their eyes.

I wonder if Yan Yan's eyes are more round than Yan Yan's.

Or are Yan Yan's eyes rounder than Yan Yan's?

16, a lame man came from the south.

A lame man came from the south with a plate in his hand.

Eggplant is in the dish, and a nail is nailed to the ground.

Sprinkle eggplant in the dish; Lame with anger, left home plate,

Pull out the wooden nail and step on the eggplant.

17, a jujube tree

Out of the east gate, across the bridge, there is a jujube under the bridge.

Holding a pole to date, there are more greens and less reds.

One date, two dates, three dates, four dates, five dates, six dates, seven dates, eight dates, nine dates, ten dates,

Nine dates, eight dates, seven dates, six dates, five dates, four dates, three dates, two dates and one date.

This is a tongue twister. It's good to finish it in one breath.

Mantianxing 18

Look at the sky, the sky is full of stars. Underground, there is a pit.

Looking into the pit, there is a plate of ice and an old pine tree outside the pit.

There is an eagle on the pine tree and an old monk sits under the tree.

A lamp was lit in front of the monk, and a Buddhist scripture was put in front of the lamp.

There is a nail on the wall, and a bow is hung on the nail.

When you say it's windy, it's windy.

This makes it difficult for men, women and children to open their eyes.

Blow away the stars in the sky and level the pit on the ground,

Scrape the ice in the pit, scrape the pine trees outside the pit,

Blow away the eagle on the pine tree and the monk under the eagle,

Scrape the lamp in front of the monk, scrape the scriptures in front of the lamp,

Scrape off the nail on the wall and the bow on the nail.

Just blow a tongue twister: the stars are scattered, the pit is flat, the ice melts, the eagle flies, the monk walks, the lights go out, the classics are chaotic, the nails are broken, and the bow is turned over.

19, Lama and mute

A Lama came from the south, holding five pounds of kunmu in his hand.

A mute came from the north with a trumpet pinned to his waist.

The lamas of the southern Lachunling want to trade the Lachunling for the dumb horns of other horns in the north.

The dumb don't want to trade their horns for the Dalai Lama's decree.

The Lama insisted on exchanging his eyes for the mute of other speakers.

The Lama rolled his eyes and looked at the mute with the other horn.

The mute took off his horn and gave it to the Lama of Tirajun.

I wonder if the Lama pulled out the mute from another speaker.

Or the dumb man who didn't honk gave the Dalai Lama a horn.

Lamas stew their eyes, and dumb people blow their horns.

20, Guankou jokes

In the Song Dynasty, the youngest son had the ambition to lie in prison, and Sima Wengong had a plan to break the urn to save his son. Han Kong Rong let pear at the age of four, knowing the courtesy of humility. Xiangjiu Huang Jr. is warm and fragrant, and Qin Ganluo 12 became prime minister. Wu studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and worshipped the commander-in-chief of the water army at the age of thirteen. In charge of the military power in six counties and eighty-one States, he was caught in a chain of risks and burned warships by the east wind, which made Cao go far away and almost died in Jiangnan. Despite the help of Wolong and Feng Chu, Zhou Yu was the best among the children.

2 1, comprehensive tongue twister

Learn to distinguish four tones, yin and yang should be distinguished.

The positioning method should be accurate and the mouth shape should be opened and closed.

The lips will be full of waves, and the tongue area will strengthen the essence.

In the war of rolling tongue, the main point is to strive for true knowledge, and the earlier the information of flat tongue, the better;

The fricative sound is repeated, and the gas is sent to check the firewood production.

Shut up and shout at noon, open your mouth and sing peace;

A pinch of mouth learns Xu's plays, and a bite remembers swaying English.

The front nose is bent steadily due to smoke, and the back nose is loud.

Bite the prefix tightly and go back to the suffix, and Yin and Yang will go up and remember the sound change;

It is not difficult to achieve purity and purity through step-by-step practice.

22. Pink Phoenix

Fei's family has a red wall with a phoenix painted on it.

The pink wall is painted with phoenix, red phoenix and yellow phoenix.

Red phoenix sees yellow phoenix, and yellow phoenix sees red phoenix.

Pink Phoenix, Flying Phoenix, Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix,

They are all like living phoenixes.

23. Learn to write

Only the young monk learns to write in the temple.

One word, four words, fourteen words,

Write a word, make a mistake,

Write forty-four words and make forty-four mistakes.

The master said, it's a waste of pen and ink and rough toilet paper.

24, short knife

Move to enemy island to fight special thieves. They are too smart to throw short knives.

Push the top and hit the short knife, and the thief will knock the thief down.

25. Horse-drawn car

There are four Ili horses outside the door. You can play whatever you like.

There are four wagons on both sides of the archway. You can play any two you like.

26. Is Lao Long bothering the old farmer?

The old dragon angered the old farmer, who angered the old dragon.

When farmers are angry and dragons are angered, farmers become more angry; When the dragon was angered, the farmers were angry, and the dragon was afraid of the farmers.

27. Painters and Tinsmiths

There is a painter in West Lane and a blacksmith in Seventh Lane.

The painter in West Lane stole the tin from the blacksmith in Seven Lane.

The blacksmith in the seventh lane stole the paint from the painter in the west lane;

The painter in West Lane was angry with the painter in Seven Lane for stealing paint.

The blacksmith in the seventh lane was stimulated to steal tin for the painter in the west lane.

One is angry, the other is stimulated,

Don't you know that you are both lawless?

The old woman and her husband packed pineapples and radishes.

An old woman came from the south slope with two baskets in her hand.

The basket in the left hand is full of pineapples.

The basket in my right hand is full of radishes.

Tell me,

Are there any more pineapples in the basket held by the old woman in her left hand?

Or is there more radish in her right hand?

You're right. I'll give you pineapple and radish,

This is not right. Let you carry the basket up the hill.

There is a goose standing on the slope.

There is a goose on the slope, and there is a river under the slope.

Wide rivers, fat geese,

Goose is crossing the river; The river is carrying geese.

I don't know whether the goose is crossing the river or the river is ferrying geese.

A new canal has been opened in the village.

A new canal has been opened in the village, winding up.

The river flows in the rain channel, and the crops all over the mountain are green.

3 1, the blue sky is covered with white clouds.

There are white clouds in the blue sky and silver sheep on the grassland.

Look carefully: this is a flock of sheep, and that is white clouds.

Looking from a distance: I can't tell which is the white cloud and which is the sheep.

32. The Yellow Crane Tower bid farewell to Meng Haoran (Li Bai) on the way to Yangzhou.

Old friends frequently waved to me, bid farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower, and traveled to Yangzhou in this beautiful spring filled with catkins and flowers.

My friend's sail shadow faded away and disappeared at the end of the blue sky, only seeing the first line of the Yangtze River and heading for the distant horizon.

33. Qinyuanchun XueMao Zedong

The scenery in the north is frozen for thousands of miles. It snows in Wan Li.

Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, I am the only one.

When the river rises and falls, it loses its momentum.

The mountains are like dancing silver snakes, and the highlands are like advancing wax elephants, all trying to match the sky in height. ?

It must be sunny, wrapped in red makeup, especially enchanting.

There are many beautiful women in Jiangshan, and countless heroes compete to bend their backs.

Cherish Qin Huang's martial arts, but lose his literary talent.

Tang Zong Song Zu, slightly less coquettish,

A generation of tianjiao, Genghis Khan,

I only know how to shoot an eagle with a bow.

It's all gone,

Count the romantic numbers and look at the present.

34, mouth and legs

Mouth says leg, leg says mouth.

Mouth says legs love running errands, and legs say mouths love selling mouths.

It is better not to have long legs than to talk with your mouth and not move your legs.

It is better not to have a long mouth than to move your legs without moving your mouth.

Move your legs, move your mouth, your legs will stop talking about your mouth, and your mouth will stop talking about your legs.