Tell three funny jokes, who says it first and adopts the funniest one.

1, my daughter and I walked past the Oriental Pearl, and my daughter pointed to three balls on the Oriental Pearl.

Daughter: Mom, look, is the Oriental Pearl big ball big?

I said: big.

Daughter: Is the ball small?

I said: small.

Daughter: Did you miss the dance?

Me. . .

On the weekend morning, in order to make my son develop the good habit of defecation every morning, he was urged to go to the toilet after getting up.

But the son was lazy in bed and said, "Mom, today is Sunday."

I said, "Yes, why?"

Son: "Let your ass rest on Sunday, too."

3. Mom: Son, do you know what mom belongs to?

Son: Mutton.

Mom: Where's Dad?

Son: I know, rooster.

Mom: smart, who is grandpa?

The son thought for a moment, shook his head and said, I don't know.

Mother pointed to his toy pony and said, think about it, we also have it at home, and we can ride it.

Son: Oh, it's a bike.

4. Because the small package of paper towels is used too fast, I bought a large one, 200, and put it in my outer pocket.

Go out to eat noodles, wipe your mouth with paper and stuff it into your pocket.

The child next to him shouted, Dad, look at that uncle. He is so hateful. After eating, he took all the papers away. . .