Find the number of connotative jokes

1: After a shipwreck, 1 female passengers and 10 male passengers drifted to a desert island.

A month later, this woman committed suicide because she thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, they decided to dig her up because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, God brought this woman back to life, because he thought what happened in these months was really disgusting.

2. An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow suit, you can choose a car here and drive away. If you can't, leave your car. Many people can't do it, so.

He thought that what a five-year-old could do could not be done, so he tried. The boss took him to a room with a beautiful woman in it. The child used to kiss her, and he followed suit. Then the child touched the beauty all over her body, and he followed suit. Third, the child took out his little brother and bent it three times.

3. One day, a person lived in seclusion in the deep mountains and lay naked on the grass to rest. Suddenly, a little girl picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5 ..." Finally, he gave up and left. This man is very happy. The next day he was still sleeping naked here, and a bear picking mushrooms came: "65438.

It is said that Snow White and Cao live in a big forest. One day, Snow White finally couldn't bear loneliness. She grabbed Xiao Pi's head between her legs and said, "Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth again, tell a lie again …" After saying this for a thousand times, the princess released Xiao Pi.

5: One day a gentleman went to buy underwear for his wife, because he never bought underwear for his wife, so he didn't know which size to buy!

After chatting with the clerk for a long time, the clerk had to describe the fruit!

Shop assistant: papaya? ! Sir: No! Don't!

Shop assistant: apples? ! Sir: No, no, no.

Shop assistant: Lotus mist? ! Sir: smaller!

Shop assistant: eggs? ! Mr. Wang said happily: Yes! Yes! Yes!

When the clerk understood and turned to get the underwear, the man suddenly shouted, Miss, wait a minute! It's cooked.

6. When a man passed a house, a used condom suddenly flew down from the second floor window and landed on his head.

The man felt sick and angry, so he went to the door of the house and knocked hard at the door.

An old man opened the door and asked him why he knocked so hard.

Someone asked, "Who lives on the second floor?"

The old man replied, "What does this have to do with you? My daughter and her fiance live on it. "

The man handed the condom to the old man and said, "Well, I just want to tell you that your grandson fell from the window."

7. The female white-collar workers in the office want their male colleagues to tell a short and meaningful yellow joke. The man thought for a moment and said eight words: "I am weeding, you are at noon!" " "

8: A man and a John Doe spend their wedding night in the woman's house because they don't have a house. The next morning, the young couple didn't go downstairs for breakfast, and the old couple didn't care. At noon, the young couple still didn't go downstairs. The old couple thought they were too tired last night, but they didn't care. When it was time for dinner, I saw that the young couple had not come down yet. The old man could not sit still. He said to his youngest son, did your sister and your brother-in-law have anything to do last night? The younger son replied, nothing. By the way, my brother-in-law asked me for some vaseline oil last night, but it happened to run out, so he gave him some super glue with a model!

Two fishermen are fishing by the sea. One day, a fisherman caught a mermaid. Fish tail is a super beauty, but the fisherman thought about it and let her go. Another fisherman was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The first fisherman shrugged his shoulders and replied, "How come?"

10: A man and a woman met at the donation center and they chatted.

The woman said, "I came to donate blood, and they gave me five yuan."

The man said, "I came to donate sperm, and they paid 50 yuan."

The woman listened and thought for a long time. Then they broke up.

A few months later, they met again at the donation center. The man took the initiative to say hello. "Hello, have you come to donate blood again?"

The woman shook her head with her mouth closed and made a "cry" sound. ............

1 1: A man was sitting on a state-of-the-art luxury jet. Suddenly he had a stomachache and he wanted to have diarrhea ... but all the men's toilets were full.

But he couldn't hold it any longer, so he begged the stewardess to let him use the girls' toilet.

The stewardess was a little embarrassed, but she promised to let him go to bed. She is also worried that she will repeatedly tell him not to touch anything and come out with diarrhea.

So he went into the girls' bathroom in a panic. After that, he looked relaxed ... He found three buttons next to the toilet, which read HW, HA and ATR respectively. He is very curious; I think there must be something special about such an advanced toilet, but I also remembered the advice of the flight attendant KK. But I was still curious, so I pressed the 1 key that said HW.

Hey! I cann't believe I sprayed hot water from behind to wipe my ass. Great! So it means hot water.

He thought, how advanced! Look at the second button … it says HA should be hot air! Sure enough, after pressing the button, a slow hot air came to my face.

How interesting! What does the third one mean by ATR?

So he pressed the third button. A sudden sharp pain. $ @ #! *, blacked out at the moment.

12: One day, a certain gentleman's wife gave birth to a baby, and he rushed to the hospital to visit. After waiting for n hours, there was crying in the delivery room. He shouted happily, I'm dad! At this time, the doctor came out with a sad face and told him that the child was born deformed. A gentleman stayed there and didn't understand why. Suddenly, his wife's crying came from the delivery room: it was all because of the murder that day. If you don't reply, you will get what you deserve.