Is my sincerity worth another joke?

I have a friend named Wang Ermazi, who is ugly, but the quality of picking up girls in recent years is very high. Let's share his successful experience with you:

1, learn to laugh at yourself

If you are ugly, well, it doesn't matter. Since it can't be changed, let's face it frankly. Don't decorate yourself too much. If you make women feel inferior because you are ugly, then you have already started the first step of failure. In the process of getting along with women, we should learn to laugh at ourselves humorously. You can exaggerate your physical defects at will. If you put your shortcomings in front of a joke, they can become advantages. Even if you can't, it will at least add some fun to your conversation. This way of speaking can easily give you confidence. Almost all women like confident and funny men. Of course, not all defects can be used as jokes, such as being blind or lame.

2. Love never cheats.

If you don't love a woman but want her body, then you have to deceive yourself and say that you are in love with her. A woman is an animal with a keen sense of smell. She can tell whether she loves or not at a glance, so you must learn to cheat yourself before you cheat a woman. If you fall in love with a woman, don't show it, always remind yourself not to really fall in love, whether it is useful or not, once you fall into the whirlpool of feelings, it is difficult for you to win.

Love is a war. Before going to bed, men and women are always selfish enemies. Men shoot love bullets to conquer women's sexual posture, while women want love to defend their bodies. They are disloyal and not discouraged, and no one will compromise until one day they lie on the same negotiating bed. So, say goodbye to the climax, some people shed tears and some people smile.

3. Emotional cost

Unlike soliciting prostitutes, no matter how heartless you are, you always have to pay more or less affection to pick up girls. If possible, try to get a woman to invite you to dinner in advance, even if it's just a bowl of noodles or a few kebabs. It's not much money, but it's of great significance, which involves a person's emotional contribution, which is crucial, especially for the first time. If after eating like this, you feel that you are not interested in this woman, and you don't want to have anything to do with her or owe her anything in the future, then you'd better take the initiative to pay the bill and remain a gentleman. On the contrary, if you love this woman, don't be too generous. You don't have to pretend to be a gentleman. You must be a bad person. Women like bad men. When they get home, they will wonder why they invited such a garbage man to dinner. They will wonder if they are in love with this man. They will fall into a wave of self-criticism. Finally, they will reluctantly find themselves a very out-of-tune reason and go to sleep sadly. At this time, women's efforts will begin. Don't eat those meaningless meals with women. If you can't do it after two meals, if there is no love, change people quickly.

Different from going to work, no matter how convenient your transportation is, never take the initiative to take a bus or go to a woman by car. You should let women take the initiative to come to you, no matter how far, one kilometer, one hundred kilometers, or even one thousand kilometers. The distance is not far away, but it is of great significance, which also involves a person's emotional contribution.

To sum up these two points, if a woman comes all the way to invite you to dinner and then climbs the last bus, it is hard for her to love you or not on the way home with alcohol. So many times, many women will stay with you for the night after dinner, because she has given her feelings, and she is eager to get something from you, even if it is only physical, which is also a kind of return.

If a man does this, it won't do. If you take the trouble to run over and invite her to dinner, she will politely send you to the station. You'll get nothing. She will not be moved by your efforts and generosity, because this is not love. With you, her vanity is satisfied, her charm is reflected, and her self-esteem still exists, so she doesn't love you.

Step 4 win sympathy

If you think a woman doesn't love you, but you love her. You are humorous, lovely, frank, sincere, profligate and brilliant, but she doesn't appreciate all these advantages. Another trick is to pretend to be pathetic and squeeze out a drop or two of fake tears when necessary. You can make up stories for her You told her about your childhood misfortune, that you were an orphan, that you were abandoned by women, that you were disappointed in life, that your family had a shadow, that you attempted suicide, and that you were beaten and hospitalized. ...

Women are born to be men's mothers, and they have a maternal heart. You should regard yourself as their son to tell your fictional misfortune. If you can't be a love director, you must learn to be a good actor and devote yourself to sad stories. This is nothing to be ashamed of, because love itself is a play.

It is true that sympathy is not love, but according to Marxist philosophical theory, the two sides of contradiction can be transformed into each other, and sympathy can be transformed into love in an instant. There are many such examples, so I won't list them one by one.

Step 5 make a quick decision

For those women who surf the Internet, chatting is their best enjoyment. Through chatting and flirting, they can get emotional satisfaction, even if it is fictional, it is enough to fill their empty hearts. For men, chatting is just a means. If you can't hold it, you are likely to give your feelings. Although it is fictional, it is enough to make people sleepless all night. If you talk for a long time, women will naturally get bored. If men always don't take action, women will leave you one day, maybe three days, maybe three years, and all their efforts will be in vain.

It doesn't take long to get acquainted with women. Two familiar people are like friends or relatives. What's new? It's better to go home and sleep with your husband or boyfriend than with you. What you want is that half-baked excitement. Only in this way can cheating be more meaningful. Why do many women go out to find men when they have fixed partners? Isn't it a refreshing picture? It makes no sense for you to play with her like a brother.

Lose no time to casually propose a party and say, "Are you free tonight?" Just like what he said in the movie. It's not practical at all 100% women will say that they are not available, whether she loves you or not. No matter men or women, whoever first raises that delicate relationship to the height of love means that whoever fails, whoever confesses first, will fail. It's not too late to fall in love after going to bed. The sublimation of love depends not on words, but on physical contact as fast as lightning.

6.relaxation is moderate

Call a woman if you have nothing to do. You don't have to deliberately arrange the time and place. Call if you remember. You can be on the road, in the mall, in the crowded toilet, after drinking, in other women's beds, in the office or in the car. You don't need a quiet environment or a private occasion. Everything should come naturally and randomly. Don't talk too long. Don't talk about love, don't think about it, just talk nonsense, say something irrelevant, treat yourself as a psychopath, and even suddenly hang up the phone. This will not only relax you, but also reassure the other party, and will not cause too much psychological pressure because of a phone call with you. But don't call women every day. Don't worry about women not contacting you for a long time. If she cares about you, she will wonder why this person hasn't called me for several days. If she doesn't care about you and a few phone calls can't solve the problem, you have to borrow other means. If a woman loves you, she will interpret your phone call as caring. If a woman doesn't love you, she will interpret your phone call as harassment. Whether it is care or harassment, lack is better than abuse!

You can even suddenly disappear from her life for a long time and see her reaction. If she forgets you, you may be lost, but that doesn't mean she rejects you. If you want to continue, you can appear downstairs on a sudden night, or meet her on her usual way. You can go up and shake hands or hug her warmly, regardless of her feelings, be brave; You can also gently nod to her and move on. Don't take her seriously and make her depressed. In short, don't let a woman easily find out that you are pursuing her, no matter how painful you are, if you really want her, you must bear such pain.

7. Love big, but do little.

If a woman is very willing to get along with you, she is subconsciously ready to sleep with you. Apart from feelings, few women cheat to eat and drink under the banner of friends, and almost all women are insulted in a state of vague thinking. When you can go to bed depends on the woman's mood. Men's efforts are generally in the early stage. In the later period, the only thing a man can do is to create an atmosphere, create feelings and draw a circle so that women have a good reason to go in. She can say that she is drunk, she can also say that she is in a bad mood, and she can also say that her husband is unfaithful. In short, you have to balance her mind so that she has a reason to sleep with you. I still want to say that sex is actually just a small matter. Now is the advanced stage of socialism. No one regards this as the Cultural Revolution. Men and women fight to the end, and their bodies are just their peace feast. Except for the first time, how many women will cry for a trivial and unremarkable sex? These are just what they talked about many years later, or good memories before they died. Those women who would rather die than surrender will repent before they die. They always feel that men are playing with them, and when they die, they realize that their lives are not enough. This may be the tragedy of women.

Therefore, I still want to remind men, at the critical moment, don't always wait and delay, eat when it's time to eat, have a good chat and incite emotions. Any step is crucial. Do you think it's worth it if you want to sleep after dinner? Whether there are women or not, make women feel that you don't lack women. You don't have to count on her tonight. Why do the more women there are, the more new women men join? Why is it that the more men without women, the scarcer women they are? That's the reason. Making love is a very pleasant thing, not taking or possessing. This is a carnival arranged by God for us. We should thank God first, so we shouldn't rush for success.

8. Before going to bed

For example, I can understand this more easily. If you plan to have a meal before bed, it is very important to choose the place according to the specific position of the bed. If you are in a dormitory, you should choose a hotel not far from your residence. If you open a room in a hotel, you can have dinner or lunch with a lady directly in the hotel restaurant. If you don't drink much, just drink, don't pay attention to what you eat, just be happy, and don't try to get people drunk, which will make them feel disgusted and alert. Therefore, eating is secondary, and the key is what to do after eating. For women, there is generally no opinion. They always wait for the arrangement of men. Men usually have two ways to cope: the first is to say to women eagerly, "Shall we go upstairs and have a rest?" Wait, the purpose is to let women into the house; The second possibility is that you can't say such things, don't know what to do after paying the bill, and wait for the woman's decision. Both of these treatments make many female friends feel embarrassed and disappointed, so many people break up in discord.

According to the first way, almost many girls will promise to "go upstairs and have a rest", and generally give answers such as "No, next time", "I have something to do" and "Let's go out for a stroll". Even if they really want to have an affair with you upstairs, they won't say it directly. They must give themselves or their spouses a psychological explanation, so men are doomed to fail when they say such questions or demands. According to the second way, a woman's decision can be imagined. As long as she is not a prostitute, I don't think she will enter your room voluntarily. The result of "goodbye" may not be expected by both of them, and both of them may be lewd, but few women will take the initiative to cater to men, so it is unwise for men to wait for women to arrange things in bed. You are a man, and women are willing to give themselves to you. They prefer to be silent, and men should shoulder this heavy responsibility.

You must choose the third way to deal with it-silence and walking. The so-called silence is to pay the bill directly after dinner, while the joyful atmosphere has not dissipated, while the romantic story has not ended, while the alcohol anesthesia has not expired, don't say anything, just stand at the elevator door and wait for the door of passion that will be opened for you. Don't say anything, no matter what the woman asks, don't say anything. If you really can't, pretend to be drunk. In short, men should give women enough reasons and steps. When she gets on the elevator and enters the room, she may not say anything. The room should be opened in advance, and don't wait until after dinner to remember to take those innocent women around you to open a room. What is this? Afraid others won't see it?

If you are not sure that you don't want to check in early, you can take her to the side of the road, or get in your car or reach for a taxi. It's important not to ask the woman's opinion! When you get on the bus together, go to your house. Don't ask the woman "Come to my house", "What are you going to do" and so on. This will make it difficult for the woman to answer. In the end, she has no choice but to say go home. Some women may ask to leave after drinking some boiled water in the room. At this time, you have two choices: the first choice is to let her go, don't send her away, slam the door hard and let her go home and regret it. She came all the way to eat, stayed in her room for so long after eating, and spent more than 100 yuan to take a taxi home in the middle of the night. Isn't she sick? She can't explain to herself that any woman with a little quality will feel sorry for you; The second choice is rape, there is no such thing as rape!

9. Balance principle

The man who is hungry for food and comes to the net seems to have won many women, but in fact, in the long run, he will not be favored by women. In other words, you must improve your aesthetics and outlook on life by picking up girls. By picking up girls, you can also learn a lot about being a man and cultivate your unique taste in life. When you really can't hold back, you'd rather choose whoring than rush to put in coins, which is against the law of value.

Classmates, colleagues, fellow villagers, customers, grass beside the nest and relatives (such as sister-in-law) who have nothing to do with you, please don't stick them. You can only defile those female friends who have no social relationship with you. You shouldn't use your job, study or position to attract and corrupt any woman to sleep with you. Picking up girls is picking up girls. This is a pure job, and you don't have to rely on interpersonal relationships to achieve your goals, otherwise there is no difference between peace talks and business. China people often make such mistakes, which is very shameful.

Be nice to women.

There is a criterion to judge whether you love a woman or not, that is, if you want to continue to hug her to sleep after having sex with her, it means that you have fallen in love with this woman; If you are eager to leave her after having sex with her, it means that you will never fall in love with this woman.

Even so, you can be ruthless, but you must not be shameless. I stopped peeing when I mentioned my pants afterwards. You should hug a woman in your arms to comfort her, and don't let her have the illusion of being played, whether you love her or not. If you meet a virgin, you must pay. If she doesn't want cash, you can use other methods. You have to be willing. How much depends on your income. Usually it's a month's salary. This is sincere, I'm not kidding. Don't be too cruel to women. Come out for a stroll. If you owe too much, you will have to pay it back one day.

Wang told me about it and then died. He was lovelorn and took sleeping pills. He said: I am a person who can't afford to play with feelings.

I shed tears again, and my pale keyboard was wet with tears, not for Wang Erbokmark.