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What can 1 minute do?

One minute is enough. ...

1. Run 400 meters.

2. Read stories of 500-600 words quickly.

3. Type 100 words on the keyboard.

Write 70 words

You can decide the outcome of a game.

6. Save a person's life

7. The average heartbeat is 66 beats per minute.

8. I missed the bus/train/subway, so I was 20 minutes late.

9. Can change a person's mood

10. 600GB of data can be transmitted between networks.

1 1. The information is changing (the stock market is up or down).

12. Every minute, 152 new lives are born.

13. Will fall in love with someone

14. Think of one thing

etc

or ......

I missed a high-speed exit on the phone and had to run to the next city to get out.

Play DiabloII, and you will be promoted to level 3 in one minute at the earliest.

Eat two steamed buns.

Make a decision not to go to work.

Kiss your extremely angry girlfriend and make a 180 degree turn.

Help an old woman who doesn't want to cross the street.

Make the baby laugh.

Make a girl cry.

Finish a fight with a friend.

The plane changed from acceleration to take-off.

Close to the painful period when people are burned to death.

It is said that when a person is beheaded, blood can be sprayed for nearly a minute.

Typing missed the sofa and tom_cat robbed it. Hahahahaha! ! !

You can take off your clothes in one minute.

3. I didn't find the toilet to pee my pants.

You can microwave a bowl of rice in one minute.

5. You can eat an egg.

You can get dressed.

You can wash your hands.

You can walk to the nearest park.

6. You can blink many times, fart a few times, stretch a few times and yawn/sneeze a few times.

Use the computer to calculate four operations of 8 digits, and take a nap without being found by the teacher.

7. Say I love you 60 times.

8. Change the result of a game! In fact, this second is enough, just like Germany!

9. You can listen to a short dance music and install a small software.

You can play the harmonica.

10. Hit yourself with AK, you can die many times.

1 1. A topic worth pondering, one minute can change a world.

12. A joke: In a program discussing couples' lives, a couple started a topic: What would you choose to do if there were five minutes before the end of the earth? The boy looked at the girl affectionately and said shyly, we will have a good time at the last minute ... The girl interjected in confusion: What are we doing with four minutes left?

13. Go to the specialty store to buy the clothes you have long wanted, although the price is extremely expensive.

14. Call your parents and simply say: I miss you, you should pay attention to your health. That minute is a long-lasting touch of your parents.

15. You can delete the papers that have been written for a long time and start to hate a person, kill a person, hit a person, pat a person, slap a person, pinch a person, prick a person and knock a person.

16. This minute can be used to think about what you thought a minute ago, what you thought a minute ago, what you did a minute ago ... an hour passed ... a day passed ... a week passed ... a month passed ... a year passed ... life passed like this.

17. You can completely put a person down in one minute and then forget.

One minute before reading this post, I just saw the man's message saying, "I have a good reputation. You can get along with me slowly." If you don't get along well, you can find your own reasons! " Hehe, what can I say in the face of such a person who feels good about himself? This is a complicated psychological process. See this sentence, neatly finished.

18. amnesia, love at first sight, signature, marriage, signature, divorce, jumping off a building, panic, enemies become friends and vice versa.

19. You can make a decision that changes your life in one minute.

You can run from the classroom to the restaurant in one minute.

You can enter the IP card password within one minute, including making domestic home calls.

You can forget someone in a minute, but you can't really do it.

You can change your attitude towards a person in one minute.

You can take 10 photos and shake hands with 20 people in one minute.

You can be homesick in a minute.

20. within one minute: watch the plane fly over the sky; Watching a leaf fall from the tree; Review the memories that have been stored in the brain; Suddenly shout; Smell mom cooking in the kitchen; Unscrew the faucet; Fingers play different melodies on the keys; Miss someone; I saw countless cars passing by the window. ...

2 1. One minute can be an earthquake of magnitude 8 or above. A meteor passed through the atmosphere.

A sperm walked a long way and met an egg. A piece of DNA is copied, translated and expressed.

A cormorant completed a diving fishing. Riding an ox.

A mosquito sucks blood once.

Listen to the phone ring five times. The climax of love.

22. Knowing that you are in love with someone,

Then love the person you love,

Always remember the name of the person you love.

23. You can read a post to support it.

24. A goal of the World Cup.

25. save the earth ~! ! !

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Whew, it's finally over,

A person's minute has many times. It can be said that no one is willing to calculate, saying short is short, playing games is short, saying long is long, and attending classes is long. In short, when you notice it, it's long, long enough to drive you crazy, and short enough to suffocate you. How many minutes have we lived, but how many minutes can we remember? Fair minutes, everyone. But most of it has been wasted by us unintentionally. Your memory may be a flash, but usually you have to recall the camera for a whole minute before you can condense it into a frame of memory. Those precious minutes have become the witness of your life, the contribution you made to cherish your friends, the joy you worked hard to get and the reward of your happy life. Every minute records ordinary things that are rarely noticed in our lives. But it is these ordinary things that bring us bitterness, experience, harvest and happiness. They are your moments of excitement. Maybe you are not good at remembering your past minutes, but they have become the basis for shaping you today. You can't deny or exclude them, because they are one of the few great things that can make your mouth slightly cock when you are old, so please cherish every minute around you and you will find your original life.

PS: Finally, I would like to add my own opinion.

What can I do in one minute:

1. You can go from deciding to get up to giving up getting up. You can get up-> Turn off the alarm clock-> Go to sleep.

You can make a person cry and then make her laugh. You can also make her laugh and then make her cry.

You can make a person say what he wants to hear.

You can read the title of death first, and then look back on the previous story in the next minute.

5. What is done in one minute in the animation forces you to spend 20 minutes watching it, and then forces you to spend 10080 minutes waiting for the story of the next minute next week.

6. You can go home and check whether the locked door is locked (obsessive-compulsive disorder)

7. You can go to the toilet, brush your teeth and wash your face.

8. You can call your friend in England, ring the bell five times, and then automatically enter the voice mail. You hung up without saying anything and deducted 1 pound.

9. You can put forward the idea of updating the log.

10. Upload 20 photos at my internet speed.

1 1. The next two songs

12. Eat the pudding you made in 120 minutes.

13. open PSP->; Guide sign-> Menu selection->; Choose monster hunter 2 game-> Logo-> Loading-> Memory stick accesses data-> Precautions-> Manufacturer's trademark-> Open animation-> Skip key-> Start menu-> Reading progress-> Loading-> Enter the game

14. You can come back from the dead.

15. Living overseas, you can make black sesame paste, a bowl of soybean milk, a cup of milk coffee and a cup of cappuccino.

16. Can make friends happy.

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