Cool "word play" joke

Cold "Word Game" Jokes

1. You have many shortcomings!?

Give me an example! ?

?No!?

2. Do you know that asterisks are used to block swear words, right?

?Yes, what’s wrong?

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?Nothing, I have been wondering, what is written on the American flag?

3. All the student leaders went to the boys’ dormitory to check the hygiene, and saw a blessing couplet on the door of one dormitory: ?No No money, no power, no knowledge, just chatting about women?

Hengpiao: ?Borrowing Zhai?.

4. How to implement slide unlock on a notebook computer?

Set the computer power-on password to ASDFGHJKL;'''''''''''''''' .

Press to turn on Caps, then swipe over and hit the Enter key to unlock!

5. Goddess: Sorry, this Weibo is not suitable for public disclosure. ?

Diaosi: Is it suitable to be used on grandma?

6. 1 1=?

Author: 1 1=2

Editor :Rejected. Straightforward narratives don’t like plain writing!

Author: 1 1=3

Editor: Rejected. Nonsense, inappropriate!

Author: 1 1=3-1

Editor: Adopted. Twists and turns, great writing! ;