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When asked to tell a joke in an interview, how should you answer it?

1. Which princess in Disney cartoons do you like best?

This is an interview question for Cool Stone Ice Cream. I feel this is a test of sexual orientation.

How many people left Chicago by plane last year?

This is an interview question for Redbox, a video service website, but the company closed down in June of last year at 65438+ 10.

Please describe yellow to the blind.

This is an interview question for Spirit Airlines, a low-cost airline.

4. What did you have for breakfast today?

This is an interview question for the clothing brand Banana Republic. This brand belongs to the same company as Gap and old navy, but its positioning is slightly different. A little higher than Gap, the lowest is the old navy.

5. If there was a machine that could spit out 100 dollars every day, how much would you spend on it today?

This is an interview question for consulting firm Aksia.

6. If Superman hits Batman, who will win?

This is an interview question of Stanford University.

7. I woke up in the morning and found that there were 2,000 unread emails, but I could only reply to 300 of them. What would you choose?

This is an interview question for Dropbox.

8. What would you do if you were the only survivor of a plane crash?

This is an interview question for Airbnb. I wonder if I will get extra points if I find a place to live on Airbnb first. ...

9. If you are a pizza delivery employee, what's the use of scissors for you?

This is an interview question for Apple.

10. If you could only take three things to an island, what would you take?

This is an interview question for Yahoo.

What is the total area of pizza eaten by Americans in a year?

This is an interview question for Goldman Sachs. Many companies, especially consulting companies, like to ask questions of this model, such as Google's interview question "How many cows are there in Canada?" Bain's interview question "How many windows are there in new york?" .

12, if you are 80 years old now, what would you say to your children?

This is an interview question for McKinsey.

13. If you were to make a movie about your life, who would you let play you and why?

14. If you could expel a state from the United States at will, which state would you choose and why?

I think we can consider which province to expel from China; But if you ask this question in China, it is actually a trap, and you need to pay special attention not to involve geographical discrimination.

15, have you ever stolen a pen from the office?

This is an interview question for a software company.

16. If you clean all the windows in Seattle, how much do you want?

This is an interview with Facebook.