Jokes about getting rich

There is a shopkeeper named Facai. On New Year's Eve, he told his son: "Tomorrow is the first day of the Lunar New Year, just call me by my name!" In order to seek good luck, he wanted his son to say "get rich" more often. The next morning, he deliberately didn't get up and lay in bed waiting for his son to call him. After the dumplings were cooked, his son walked up to his bed and shouted: "Dad, dad, get up and eat dumplings!" He slapped his son on the head and yelled: "You can treat me as not your dad today, call me Name!" The son said: "Dad, I'm afraid you won't give me lucky money, so I don't dare to make you rich!"

There is a weak scholar who dreams about getting rich all day long.

He was so envious when he saw others getting rich.

One day, he went to a Mr. Bazi and asked him when he would get rich. The Mr. Bazi pinched his thumb and said, "Scholar, do you really want to get rich?" The scholar said; Really, can you give me some pointers? Mr. Bazi said: I will show you a way to make a fortune, without you using your brain or hands, just do it with your heart. So, Mr. Bazi told him to go back and find a carpenter to make a small wooden box, and it should be sealed well so that no wind can get in. It should be as high and as long as possible, and prepare a lock to lock it. The scholar asked: Why keep it locked? Will it make you rich? Mr. Bazi said: I didn’t tell you the key point, so I’ll tell you now. "After you make the small wooden box, when you want to spank, you will take down the small wooden box and sit on the wooden box to spank. After spanking, lock it quickly to prevent it from running away. As long as your The wooden box is full, and you will have nothing to worry about in your life." This way, the scholar believed it, and when he got home, he worked carefully and did his best. In the winter of that year, the scholar was going to the county town to check information, and he also carried the wooden box in which he made his fortune. At this time, the scholar felt that he was going to fart, so he farted not far from the river, regardless of whether there was anyone or not. , after farting, his fortune wooden box made a splash and fell into the river. He was so anxious that he jumped into the river without taking off his clothes. Passers-by saw him wiping it with all his strength and thought he was Maybe he dropped something very valuable, so he came to help him wipe it. A large group of people came to help him wipe it for a long time, but there was nothing. I asked if there were so many people who came to help me, and the person who came to help said, "Nothing was wiped, it was a mess." The scholar said, "Give it to me quickly," and the person who was helping said, "It didn't get wiped.

What?" The scholar said: Give it to me quickly. The man said: No

! I didn’t wipe it! Wipe it all over your ass!

The day before Mother's Day, there was no movement from my two daughters. I couldn't help but remind the younger one. I found that this second-grade child had no idea

Mother's Day was approaching, and he was completely different from Reruojin who made flowers and cards in kindergarten

In the evening, the eldest daughter gave a bouquet Flowers, I repeatedly asked my younger daughter how to express it, and she began to draw the card nervously. Finally, she asked me what idioms I wanted to write. Although I said it was not necessary, she still worked tirelessly to check it. Dictionary

The completed cards turned out to be full of idioms, which made me laugh out loud. It said: "Mommy, I wish you good health, good health, sharp teeth, peace of mind, and peace of mind." She looked up the idioms in the dictionary, but she couldn't understand it. It's very appropriate for my mother's situation, and she's really a good mother.