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What interesting stories will happen when hedgehogs, turtles and squirrels read together?
The hedgehog walked into the bookstore. He picked up a book and sat next to the rabbit. The rabbit was stung by a hedgehog and jumped three feet. Little Nutbrown hare said, "Ah! It really hurts. " Hedgehog lowered his head and said, "Excuse me, please sit down." So he left. At this time, the little turtle rushed over and said to the little hedgehog, "My shell is not afraid of thorns. Let me sit with you. " They changed seats and read happily.
Later, the bookstore was much quieter.
One afternoon, the rabbit, the tortoise and the squirrel were sitting on a bench in the library, absorbed in reading, and there was a vacancy next to the rabbit. In the master bedroom, the hedgehog came with a book, sat down next to the rabbit and read the book carefully.
"Oh, it really hurts!" The rabbit let out a cry and jumped with pain. The tortoise and the squirrel were also startled. They looked up at them. Hedgehog quickly said, "Excuse me, please sit down. I'll go right away!" " "
At this moment, the turtle on the side quickly stopped it: "Don't go, sit next to me, let the rabbit and squirrel sit!" " "Hedgehog asked curiously," aren't you afraid of being stabbed by me? "The tortoise patted the hard shell and said humorously," Don't worry, I have armor to protect me! " "Everyone burst out laughing.
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