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Urgent! ! Asking for help: Who can help enrich the content of the New Year's Day skit? The theme is combined with the construction of corporate class culture. The unit leader has a rigid requirement

Urgent! ! Asking for help: Who can help enrich the content of the New Year's Day skit? The theme is combined with the construction of corporate class culture. The unit leader has a rigid requirement. I am very grateful.

New version of Journey to the West

Tang: Tang Monk

Sun: Sun Wukong

Pig: Pig Bajie

Ox: Ox Demon King

((Aside: It is said that the four masters and disciples of Monk Tang went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. On this day, the four masters and disciples came to the foot of the Flame Mountain. The four of them were tired from running around and the heat was unbearable...)< /p>

Tang: Bajie, why aren’t you wearing a helmet? You can’t stop wearing it just because it’s hot. How many times have I told you?

Pig: Brother Monkey. He didn't wear one either, why didn't you say anything about him?

Tang: Wukong is made of copper skin and iron bones. In fact, my teacher originally wanted to give him a helmet, but he wore the gold steel ring. It’s hard to wear a helmet!

Sun: Master, why are there only three of us, master and disciple, and where is Junior Brother Sha?

Tang: Sha Monk has something to do, so he took a leave of absence for two days. , Bajie, you have to learn from Sha Seng. And Wukong, can you customize and manage your iron stick in the future?

Sun: Master, I understand. It's really too hot. I'm going to explore the front, idiot. Take care of Mr. Tang. I will be back soon.

Come, I waved gently, and the colorful clouds in the west flew away

Tang: Why is there so much bird singing in this monkey's mouth?

Pig: Master? , he saw that I had passed CET-4 and was dissatisfied, so he worked hard day and night to surpass me.

Tang: It seems that he was right to ask the teacher to teach us about team building last time. This is not a team. There is competition between them, and Wukong also begins to learn and improve himself.

Zhu: Since ancient times, I have been filled with hatred, and this hatred will last forever. Master, in order to create an excellent team, I left Gaolaozhuang and left me. Wife, is it easy for me?

Tang: Bajie, Wu Jing is not here, it’s your turn today. Take a look at our team’s plan for today. What do we have to do with alms? .

Pig: Master, since the team was established, we have avoided many detours. Take the last time we passed Wanzi Mountain and met the White Bone Demon on the way. No matter how the White Bone Demon changed, Master no longer listened to the fairy's rhetoric. .

Tang: I read the team summary, analyzed and summarized the previous experience and lessons, and now I am a sensible person.

Sun: Master, this is the Flame Mountain. , the house in front of me is my sworn brother. I had two drinks with him just now, and I thought I should share the good things with everyone.

Pig: Where is it?

< p>Narration: Later, when I came to the entrance of a cave, called Bajiao Cave, I saw a performance appraisal form posted at the entrance.

Sun: The eldest brother has also started to conduct performance appraisals for his brothers. /p>

Pig: It’s hard to be a human being now, but it’s even harder to be a goblin.

Tang: Bajie, since the team building was launched, there is a supervision mechanism, so you have to work less often.

Pig: What the master said is that you punished me for sleeping on duty several times before. Junior Brother Sha’s burden is really not one that ordinary people can take.

Niu: The holy monk came just in time. I heard that your team building is doing well. He can help us look at our team building reform plan.

Tang: Since we had the Kanban board, our team has formulated personal plans and goals, and the Kanban board has become a channel for them to express their opinions and suggestions. I didn't know the ideals of our three apprentices before, but now we have more opportunities to communicate. Through the signboard, I realized that all four of my apprentices had great ambitions. Wukong wanted to turn his Huaguo Mountain into a fruit production base; Bajie wanted to turn Gaolaozhuang into a summer resort; and Sha Monk wanted to turn Liusha River into the largest in the country. fish farming production base.

Niu: It seems that I also have to think about what to do next? What's there to say to the holy monk?

Tang: I have always wanted to open a private school to teach team building knowledge. Donor, let’s start a business together?

Pig: Brother Monkey, come and look, you are still on this board. The name of the case: This monkey is not the monkey from 500 years ago. . . You have become their role model. After playing, the goblins stopped eating people and started pretending to be monkeys instead.

Sun: Idiot, you are looking for a beating.

Look at how people divide each hilltop into each person. Don't blame Junior Brother Sha for everything.

Niu: Brother Sun, you are too humble. The responsibilities of the four masters and apprentices are clearly divided: Brother Sun is responsible for subduing demons; Brother Pig is responsible for protecting the master; Brother Sha is responsible for logistics management, and the holy monk is responsible for the team. Master planning and construction.

Tang: Donor Niu has received the award, and it’s getting late. It’s time for us to hit the road. Bajie wrote down today’s content and summary in the team cultural record book.