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Introduction and enlightenment of bull milking

Bull milking

There is a bald rich man. People say that he became bald because he did all kinds of bad things, which was so wicked.

One evening, the herdsman Tashi Pengcuo and his son Awang came back from grazing and were passing by the door of the bald rich man's house when he suddenly stopped him. "Tashi Peng Cuo! Come to me! " The shepherd came up to him trembling and asked, "What's the matter, my Lord?" The rich man pointed to two bulls tied to the corner of the house and said to Tashi Pengcuo, "You are a herder, of course you can graze. Now I'll give it to you, and you will graze for me for two months from tomorrow. In the meantime, the cow dung belongs to you, but you must give me two barrels of milk every day. "

The shepherd said, "rich man, it's nothing to ask me to raise it for you for two months. You are a cow. How can you milk? " The rich man suddenly put on a look of insolence and ferocity, and cried unreasonably, "Milk is milked by cows, and bulls are also cows."

As the saying goes, the arm can't twist the thigh. In this case, the herdsman Tashi Pengcuo brought back two bulls with great grievance. The herdsman and his son were listlessly walking back when Agutunba came face to face and they knew each other well. Agutunba asked, "Tashi Pencuo, why did you go back so late today?"

"I was delayed by that rich dog ..." The herdsman was about to say something, but his son ran to Agutunba first, told Agutunba everything just now like an abacus, and asked, "Uncle Agutunba, can you think of something for us?" Poor dad is crazy! "At this moment, Guttorm took a flattering look at the boy's father, didn't he? His drooping hands are still shaking! Agudunba immediately comforted him and said, "Brother Tashi Pencuo, don't worry. I will take care of it. "Then he said to the child," Five days later, I will come to you, and we will go to the rich dog's house together. "

The child said, "I won't leave until five days later." This is not good. The dog rich man told my father to send milk every day. " Agutunba said, "Don't listen to him. Listen to me. Insurance is right. " Then, he once again comforted the herder Tashi Pengcuo. "It's getting late, your father and son go home. You don't have to worry about it. " With that, they broke up.

Five days later, Agudunba took the herdsman's son to see the rich man. On the way, Agudunba explained his countermeasures to the children one by one. When the rich man saw them coming, he didn't seem to see Agutunba standing by. He simply asked the child, "Today is the sixth day that your family took my cow. Why not send milk? " Where's your dad? "The child replied," My father is lying in bed with a confinement! " "

The rich man thundered, "Nonsense! Your dad's grounded? Do men still have children? " The child asked, "since you know that men can't have children, how can bulls have milk?" The dog rich man was asked to frown and blink. At this time, he just looked at Agutomba and thought, this must be the ghost behind him!

Agudunba saw that he ignored himself and said, "I went to Zhaxi Pengcuo's house just now and saw that he had a difficult birth. I'm afraid his life was in danger!" Rich man, do you want your two bulls to eat grass and milk? " The cunning dog rich man listened to this mysterious words, thought it over carefully, and felt that there was something in it, and the situation was not good! I think: two cows are not for fun. Immediately send someone to Tashi Pengcuo's house to bring back his two cows, so as not to be in danger of dystocia in the future. ...