Classic sentences that satirize people (classic sentences that satirize human nature)

First, people's feelings are sometimes like knitting a sweater. When knitting, stitch by stitch. Be careful. Just pull it gently when you remove it. Maybe it's just a joke, maybe it's an unintentional misunderstanding, and all feelings will never be seen again!

Second, when you hit the bottom of your life, you haven't contacted your fair-weather friends for three days.

Third, people's eyes are parallel, but they can't always look at people equally. People's ears are on both sides, but they always listen to one side of the story. People only have one mouth, but they can always say two words.

Fourth, don't tell others about yourself. Some people confide in you in front of you, but they are thinking about you behind your back.

I will never treat anyone sincerely again, especially pretend to be nice to me, because they always stab me in the back from time to time and ask me if it hurts.

6. When you are not strong enough, all your screams and complaints, and every tear and sweat you shed will only become jokes of others.

Seven, it is easy to drift with the current, but it is difficult to be independent; Just because self-denial will become a joke, it will be accused by thousands of people without favoritism.

Eight, only if you are strong, you will not be trampled by others, and being soft-hearted will only make yourself die worse than anyone else.

When I need you, I have nothing to say; When you are not needed, turn around immediately; When I like you, you are the brightest star; When I hate you, you are the worst.

10. Don't talk to anyone casually. In your opinion, she is a friend. In her opinion, you are a fool.

Eleven, the dog can't be fed too full, and people can't be too good to him! Endure pushing your luck for a while, and take a step back to make the situation worse. Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

Twelve, fair-weather friends Qian Qian ten million, who had a timely help!

Thirteen, the reality tells you that even the closest people who have no money will look down on you; Feelings tell you, don't think that the person you miss misses you.

Fourteen, once a sensible person does not cooperate, he is considered heartless. A wayward person with a little cleverness will be praised constantly.

Fifteen, people are hypocritical animals. Many times, they don't keep their word. They usually just say one thing and do another. When they speak, their mouths are flying. When they are tempted by interests, their inner desires can't be controlled.

Sixteen, this society, don't test others, test it, and you will know what the whole drama is.

Seventeen, I lent you five dollars, and you took it very much. Your friend lent you ten dollars, and you called me stingy. You don't know that your friend has a hundred dollars, but I only have five dollars.

Eighteen, standing at the peak, how many people look up to you; How many people belittle you when you hit rock bottom; Interest attraction, how many people follow you; How many people abandon you when the benefits are exhausted.

Nineteen, people are like this, while persuading themselves not to expect, while secretly not giving up.

20. Tenderness is an unfair kindness. It helped others and wronged itself, but was regarded as a fool by others.

Twenty-one, expectations are imposed on others by you, and disappointment is the reward for others to slap your face. The simple five words "people will become" can tell all the stories.

Most people will want you to be better, but only if you don't want to be better than him.

Twenty-three, the heart is too soft, and it is easy to be pinched into a soft persimmon; If you are too kind, you can easily be considered a fool. The initial kind help will become the final malicious consequence.

Twenty-four, when you encounter disgusting things, you should learn to be calm and calm, because the scum in this world is varied and unpredictable.