It's ridiculous for girls to joke about boys.

1: The director and the section chief share the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, You farted! The section chief said: I didn't put it there. Soon, the section chief was dismissed. The director said at the meeting: you can't afford to take care of big things. What's the use of asking you

Seeing that Germany is rich in beer and earns a lot of foreign exchange every year, the Soviet Union decided to follow suit and began to send people to study the technology of brewing beer. After the first batch of beer was made, the Soviet Union sent some samples to Germany for quality appraisal. A month later, Germany wrote back to the Soviet Union: "Congratulations, your horse is healthy!" " "

3. Woman: "Can you buy me a fur coat for 5000 yuan?"

Man: "What? My left ear is a little back. "

Woman: (to his right ear): "Can you buy me a leather coat for 10 thousand yuan?"

Man: "You'd better talk in my left ear!" " "

4. A young man approached a girl's back, put his hand over her eyes and said, "If you can't guess who I am, let me kiss you. Say three names quickly! "

"Louis XVI? ..... wrong? Victor hugo? ..... Napoleon? Still wrong? Then you win! "

When taking the elevator, the man was surprised to find a naked woman in the elevator.

The woman gave him a white, scold a way:

"What are you looking at? What's there to see! 』

"oh! I just want to say that my wife has a leather coat like this. 』

6. Sitting in the back seat of the bus, a row of students under construction are chatting. When the car drove to Jingmei, a student from Yi Bei and her brother came over. When the car drove to the new store, the younger brother of a woman in the north saw two dogs mating outside the car. The younger brother looked up and asked his sister next to him, "Sister, what are they doing?" 」

As a lady sister, of course, I am embarrassed to say that they are in XX to avoid teaching bad children, so I have to say to my brother, "They are fighting! 」

As a result, these words were heard by Jianzhong, the group sitting in the last seat, and they laughed. At this time, a northern woman's sister turned over and glared at her classmates in the back row. At this moment, a student in Jianzhong said, "What are you looking at? You want to fight! 」

7: "Boss!"

The boss looked up. She is a charming woman, and perfume permeates the whole shop at once.

"Thirty boxes of ordinary sets." She chewed gum and threw some money on the counter.

The boss looked at her. "For 300 yuan, you only have 200 yuan."

She disdained: "# #, don't give me that. I'm a wholesaler. Do you know the price?" You can earn forty dollars for these boxes, that's all. "

Since the other party is an expert and there is nothing to say, the boss asked her, "How long will it take you to use so much?"

She took out the mirror to make up her makeup, a little proud: "In two months, I had the most guests."

The boss sighed, "You really work hard."

She didn't want to: "How can you talk? In other words. "

The boss exclaimed, "You are so dedicated."

She nodded with satisfaction.

The boss picked up two hundred-dollar bills and looked at them. One of them had no watermark and handed it to her: "This one is fake."

She cried, "fake? Shit, I was raped again. "

8: A lovestruck couple undresses in the back seat of the car. ...

"I'm sorry The boy said, "I didn't know you were a virgin." If I knew, I would spend more time doing foreplay. " "Really?" The girl said simply, "If you don't hurry up, I'll take off my stockings. 」

A young man went to the drugstore to buy medicine. He found the shop assistant very beautiful, so he had the idea of flirting: Miss, do you sell condoms here? Miss: What size do you want? Boy: tuba! Miss: Is this size all right? Young man: Miss, the size is small! Miss: Is this extra large one all right? Young man: No, this model is still small. At this time, the shop assistant's mother came out, saw the young man like this and said to him, we only sell people here, not animals. Young people are speechless! Gone in despair!

10: Amao met a prostitute on the road.

Prostitute: Handsome boy, will you play with me?

Amao: How much is it?

Prostitute: 200 yuan.

Amao: It's too expensive! How about 20 bucks?

Prostitute: You'd better find someone else!

On this day, Amao and his wife went shopping and met a prostitute on the way. Amao pretended not to see it and continued to walk past prostitutes with his wife talking and laughing. A prostitute's voice came from behind: "Hum! Twenty dollars is not very good! "