Laughing at myocardial infarction jokes

Scattered Bullet

Due to the pressure of life, the cat took a seat in the tuberose hair salon owned by the fox. One day, the mouse came to the hair salon and asked for a night stay, but the cat refused to comply. The mouse said angrily: "I was chased to death at first, but now I'm being sent to my door, and I'm still being serious.

In the biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Student answer: Let it smell the fart. The one who will cover the nose is the hand, and the others are the feet. The whole class fell down.

One person keeps farting loudly at work, and his colleagues can’t help but say: Can you not make any noise? Then I saw him sitting there shaking. A colleague asked him what he was doing, and he replied: I have set it to vibration now!

After reading about the Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch wild boars. When he saw that there was no pig in the pig nest, he touched his beard and said: Empty city plan! He turned around and saw a dead pig in the animal trap. He was shocked: Bitter meat plan! Suddenly he saw you again. Daxi: Hey, there’s a beauty trap?!

A brother went to the toilet and accidentally entered the women’s room. After entering, he found that there was no urinal, which felt wrong. Fortunately, there was no one in the women’s room. He walked out as if nothing had happened. When I was opening the door, I met a girl who came in. The girl looked at him, blushed, lowered her head, turned around and went to the men's room

That day, there were too many people on the bus. Too much, it’s extremely hot and stuffy. I don’t know who farted, and now the environment is even worse. My friend really couldn't bear it, and he didn't know who it was, so there was nothing he could do. Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly: "I've already bought a ticket!"