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300 words for third graders to look at pictures and write a story about "Measuring the Height of Father and Son"

Autumn is here and the leaves are turning yellow. Xiao Ming and his father came to the park for a walk, and suddenly Xiao Ming thought of measuring his height. So he came to the tree and stood up straight.

Xiao Ming’s father knelt down and made a mark on the tree. Xiao Ming stood behind his father and watched carefully.

Grandpa Winter is here, the leaves have fallen off, and the snowflakes are flying all over the sky, like a silver-white world. I don't know who made the snowman, and he is looking at the mark on the small tree.

Miss Spring is here, the leaves turn green, Xiao Ming and his father come to the park again, and compare their heights with the trees again. Xiao Ming looked up and was startled. He suddenly shouted: "Dad, why have I become shorter?" Dad smiled and replied: "It's not that you have become shorter, but the little tree has grown taller! The little tree is alive. Yes, it is growing just like you!"

"Father and Son" is a 100-word essay

In class today, I read A very thought-provoking cartoon "Father and Son". It brought me a lot of reflection and inspiration. This four-frame cartoon depicts a father and son - the father wears this suit and tie and says: : "My precious son, do you want me to help you with your homework today?" The son said helplessly: "I dare not let you do it." He saw his father was very surprised and continued, "Yesterday you gave me a meal I wrote a ton of rice, and the teacher scolded me for being a big rice bucket!" After hearing this, his father fainted on the spot and fell on his back.

Composition of Father and Son

< p> Father and Son One night, the hard-working mother brought the delicious food to the dining table and shouted: "It's time to eat!" When the father was about to pick up the chopsticks to feast, he was stopped by the always united mother. The mother came down and said, "How can we eat when our son is not here?" So the mother asked the bearded father to find his son to come over for dinner. The father, who had a general belly, said humorously: "Okay! But you have to leave this for me. The bowl of delicious food made me hang on for three feet!" After saying that, the father, who understood his son's inner world, went straight to his son's study. He believed that his son was swimming in the ocean of books. When he opened the door, it turned out to be true.

So the father conveyed the mother's "will" to his son.

The naughty son covered his mouth with his hand and quietly told his father: "My brain is hungrier than my stomach, but it's just that 'mother's orders are inevitable', so I had to take the order and leave.

" After saying that, the son turned his head three times and walked towards the dinner table.

However, his father did not return to the dinner table.

He thought, what kind of book is this? His son could be so fascinated, so he stepped forward to take a look.

The mother asked her son to find his father again.

When the son walked back to the room, he unexpectedly found his father reading the book fascinatedly! It seems that this kind, humorous, and affable father and his naughty, smart, and lovely son are both fans of books.

There is a real connection between them—it just clicks!

Compile the composition "Father and Son" for the fifth grade Chinese language unit 6.

There is an interesting story, which is a joke made by a father and son. Let's go and take a look! One day, my mother was cooking in the kitchen. Where was my father? Waiting for delicious food.

The mother brought the food over and saw that her son was not on the table. However, the son was always the first to eat. Why was he missing today? At this time, Dad picked up the chopsticks and prepared to eat.

The mother quickly said: "My son is not here yet, so he can't eat. Go and ask his son to eat."

"Dad can't stand the temptation of food."

No wonder dad is so fat! The father quickly walked to his son's room and opened the door fiercely.

When I saw my son lying on the ground and reading a book, I couldn't help but laugh! The father said to his son: "Today we have your favorite fish-flavored shredded pork, go and eat it!" The son walked away, and the father bent down to look at the "Jokes of the Post-90s" that his son was watching.

The son came to the table, but his father was nowhere to be seen. The mother said: "Son, where is the father?" The son replied: "I don't know.

" The son picked up the chopsticks and prepared Filled with fish-flavored shredded pork.

The mother pointed to her son's room and said, "Son, go and call daddy!" The son didn't go, one minute, two minutes... ten minutes, fifteen minutes... After a long time, dad still came. Didn't come down.

The mother and son saw that the heat of the fish-flavored shredded pork in the basin had dissipated.

The mother pointed to the room where the father was going. The son jumped off the stool and came to his room. When he saw his father lying on the floor, reading a book, he couldn't help but laugh! The legs kept slapping the floor! This is the charm of books. Both novels and comics have their own charm, and so do people. No matter how stupid you are, as long as the stupid bird flies first, you are a smart person!

Picture composition "Father and Son" for Unit 6 of Volume 1 of Grade 5 Primary School

In the evening, the aroma of food wafted from every house.

Lao Dai’s family is also preparing to eat. Dai’s mother keeps cooking in the kitchen, making a ding-dong-dong-dong sound, which sounds like a symphony of tableware.

Lao Dai was sitting on the sofa and reading the newspaper leisurely.

After a while, the stay-at-home mother brought over a plate of fragrant and delicious food.

Lao Dai threw down the newspaper and followed the aroma to sit at the dining table. Just when he was about to move his chopsticks, he was stopped by Dai's mother: "Son, he's not here yet. Go and ask him to eat.

"Lao Dai put down his chopsticks and walked to the door dejectedly. As soon as he opened the door, he found his son lying on the ground reading a book with gusto.

Lao Dai shouted: "Little Dai, stop reading, go and eat.

"The son had no choice but to reluctantly walk into the room to eat, and Lao Dai picked up the book. , I accidentally looked at it... After my son sat down, he was about to eat when he was stopped by his stupid mother again.

She said: "Why isn't your father back yet? Go call him.

" Xiao Dai walked out of the room impatiently, only to see Old Dai lying on the ground watching with childish innocence. When writing a book, he lifts his legs up and down like a child. < /p>

"The son had no choice but to go back to the room and tell his mother, who walked out of the room angrily and yelled at Lao Dai: "What's wrong with you? Why are you so childish? Go and eat!" I was shocked and immediately ran into the room to eat. My son picked up the book and went to eat too

A composition on father and son for sixth grade

The hot sun hung high in the sky. In the sky, the earth is scorching, the surrounding clouds look restless, constantly changing shapes, the puppy sticks out its tongue, and keeps panting. The "poisonous" light makes the people on the street sparse, and the air-conditioning exhaust fans outside the windows of every house are not working. Constantly fanning, hard "work".

But the bus was crowded with people.

On a hot day, the training class did not stop. As a result, I "enjoyed" the weight loss exercise on a crowded bus. The hot air was still mixed with a strong smell of cigarette smoke. The whole carriage was smoky.

Following the smell of smoke, a fashionable young man came into my eyes.

There are one or two white hairs in his golden hair, and the single ring on his ear is the most conspicuous, shining with dazzling light.

There are still a few holes in the baggy jeans and a pair of designer shoes.

He was holding a cigarette in his mouth and exhaling in circles from time to time. The ashes naturally slapped on the carriage. Although the carriage was very crowded, people still tried to avoid him.

The car came to a stop, and the people in the car had no intention of getting off. Instead, they squeezed in a middle-aged woman and a little boy. Seeing that there was room for them to stand in front of the young man, they twisted around. The waist was forced in.

"Oh! It's so crowded!" "Really, no one got off the car!" "That's right, it's so hot, and we still have to go to work!" "Oh--" The car stopped, and a The dirty old man got into the car, looked around for a while, and then walked in. Maybe it was because he was too dirty, so people naturally made way for him. I saw that his clothes were full of holes, like a chicken coop. His hair, bare feet, and deep sunken wrinkles wrapped around his thin body made me shudder.

"Ah!" The little boy couldn't stand such an unpleasant smell anymore. His face turned red and he vomited unexpectedly. He looked so painful. As an outsider, I felt heartbroken when I saw it.

The young man's face was full of disgust, he stamped his feet, pursed his lips, and whispered: "Disgusting!" The middle-aged woman patted the little boy's back gently, as if she heard what the young man said.

"You young man, isn't it clearly written on the car that smoking is strictly prohibited?" "You still said that your child vomited on me and I haven't come to you yet!" "I'm too lazy to do that. I'm arguing with you!" "Huh!"... The old man came over slowly and coughed twice: "Stop arguing!" He rolled up his sleeves, took out a handkerchief, and wiped it with his trembling hands. , the brand-name shoes were getting brighter, the trousers were cleaned, the old man put away his handkerchief, the young man didn't say a word of thanks, and turned his head out of the window, as if this person did not exist.

The old man said nothing and quietly stepped aside.

An old woman wiped her eyes: "Young man, really, please at least say 'thank you'" "That's right, young people nowadays are so rude!" The young man still looked at him indifferently. Outside the window, the old man's eyes were dimmed, and there was no luster in his pupils.

As soon as the car door opened, the young man rushed out first, and I was about to get out of the car.

The old man walked slowly behind the young man. Soon, the young man yelled at the old man: "I have tolerated you for a long time, are you asking for my thanks? Dad, stay away from me. Okay!" The old man was stunned, nodded, turned around and walked in the other direction.

I was surprised after hearing this, "Dad", right? I had doubts. Is this the old man's son? Children are the angels of their parents, and they are pampered in everything. But sometimes, if you love too deeply, you may make a big mistake...

Fifth Grade Volume 1, Unit 6 Comics Father and Son, Writing Composition

At noon when the sun was shining brightly and the sun was as hot as fire, the big yellow dog was lying under the tree---chi, chi, panting heavily, while the cicada was shouting from the tree, "It's so hot, it's so hot." Ah! "And Xiaodong's house is very cool.

After the loving mother finished cooking, she shouted in a loud voice: "It's time to eat.

" The fat, bald and bearded father came to the dining table and sat down with vigorous steps. Next, he smelled the food on the dinner table, "Ah! It smells so good!" The bearded father couldn't help but said, "Really, where is my son going?" Xiaodong's mother said, "Maybe in the house! How about I Go call him.

"I'll call him," Dad said.

Xiaodong’s father walked to Xiaodong’s house, opened the door, and said, “What are you doing? Go and eat.

But Xiaodong rested his chin on the ground and relished it. He was reading a book without hearing his father's words at all. He said it several times and it was like drinking salt water when he was thirsty - in vain. He was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot - spinning around, so he shouted so loud that it almost shook the house. .

Xiaodong heard vaguely and went out to eat, but Xiaodong’s father thought to himself: Huh? What book is my son reading that is so good? And the mother and son, who had been waiting for a long time, both said: "What is your father doing? Why don't you come out to eat? The food is cold. If you don't come out to eat, I will serve you with family methods." It's really not wearing a mask when going out---mouth One set simply won't do it.

Xiaodong’s mother told Xiaodong to call him daddy. Xiaodong thought to himself: It’s really the daughter who wears her mother’s shoes—the same old way.

Xiaodong strode to the door with vigorous steps, opened the door and said, "Dad, it’s time to eat.

"What he saw was his father looking at his Comic book, but my father looks like he is dozing off and knocking on the pillow---just right. If he screams, he will be scolded by his father. If he doesn't scream, his mother will say, it is really a toast from the overlord---you have to do it even if you don't do it.

But after shouting a few times, Dad was like an old elm---I couldn't move.

Xiaodong and his father are really similar. As the saying goes, "Like father, like son."

It’s true that “seeing once is better than hearing a hundred times.”

Father and Son Comic Composition

The comic tells the story of a mother asking her father to call her book-loving son for dinner. When the son arrived at the table, his father was fascinated by the book, so the mother had to ask his son to call his father. One night, a mother cooked rice and was about to watch the meal, but her son was nowhere to be seen.

The mother asked the bald and bearded father to go find the naughty son with the hedgehog head for dinner.

The father found his son in his room and asked him to go to dinner.

The son came to the dining table and was about to start.

Unexpectedly, I found that Dad Bar was missing.

The mother had no choice but to ask her son to find his father, and the son found his father in his room.

Dad actually looked like a child, reading comic books there with gusto.

A 500-word comic composition for the fifth grade Chinese language unit 6, Father and Son

One day at noon, it was time to eat, and the naughty father and baby mother were already seated, and they could see their son, the little hedgehog. There was no shadow on the position of the little hedgehog's head, so the naughty father asked: "My dear wife, you should know where the little hedgehog's head is."

"The baby's mother pointed to the study and said: "All over the earth. Everyone knows.

So the father strode towards the study and said loudly: "My little hedgehog-headed emperor, it's time to eat."

The naughty father looked inside. When there was no movement, I walked into the study room, opened the study door and saw that the little hedgehog was lying on the ground and concentrating on reading! The naughty father pulled the little hedgehog's ears with his hand and shouted: "Brother, it's time to eat. If you don't eat, you won't be a buddy enough."

"The little hedgehog pretended to be scared. Said: "Yes, my gangster boss.

" The naughty dad thought to himself: This little bastard goes to find people to play at this time every day. How come he has stayed in the study so well these days? Reading, my extremely smart father needs to look up "The Master of Humor".

After saying that, he lay on the ground, put his hand on his chin, and started watching "The Master of Humor".

When the little hedgehog sat in his seat, the naughty father’s seat was empty. The baby’s mother said: “Let’s just wait for the bald eunuch.

“The little hedgehog Said: "Hey, empress.

" After ten minutes, the naughty father has not come yet.

When the food was cold, the baby's mother spoke again: "Little hedgehog, go and call the bald eunuch.

" The little hedgehog thought to himself: He was just evil. Trouble me, this time I want revenge.

The little hedgehog opened the door of the study room and saw his naughty father lying on the ground like a horse. The little hedgehog quickly sat on it and shouted, "Drive it", and kept patting the naughty father with his hands. of*** .

The naughty father got busy and said, "Sir, can you lend me this book? Please.

"The little hedgehog still didn't appreciate it, so his father begged him. After begging again and again, the little hedgehog finally agreed.

The little hedgehog picked up the "Memorial" and read: "By God's command, the emperor summoned me, go and eat quickly.

" The naughty father said: "Cha!" In the evening, home The smell of food wafts out of the house.

Lao Dai’s family is also preparing to eat. Dai’s mother keeps cooking in the kitchen, making a ding-dong-dong-dong sound, which sounds like a symphony of tableware.

Lao Dai was sitting on the sofa and reading the newspaper leisurely.

After a while, the stay-at-home mother brought over a plate of fragrant and delicious food.

Lao Dai threw down the newspaper and followed the aroma to sit at the dining table. Just when he was about to move his chopsticks, he was stopped by Dai's mother: "Son, he's not here yet. Go and ask him to eat.

"Lao Dai put down his chopsticks and walked to the door dejectedly. As soon as he opened the door, he found his son lying on the ground reading a book with gusto.

Lao Dai shouted: "Little Dai, stop reading, go and eat.

"The son had no choice but to reluctantly walk into the room to eat, and Lao Dai picked up the book. , I accidentally looked at it... After my son sat down, he was about to eat when he was stopped by his stupid mother again.

She said: "Why isn't your father back yet? Go call him.

" Xiao Dai walked out of the room impatiently, only to see Old Dai lying on the ground watching with childlike innocence. When writing a book, he lifts his legs up and down like a child.

The son said loudly: "Dad, stop watching, go and eat quickly.

" Lao Dai said: "Oh, I will watch for a while, don't be annoyed anymore."

"The son had no choice but to go back to the room and tell his mother, who walked out of the room angrily and yelled at Laodai: "What's the matter with you? Why are you so childish? Go and eat!" "Old Dai was shocked and immediately ran into the room to eat. His son picked up the book and went to eat too.

While eating, the son thought: Dad almost went crazy. This is really an interesting book. Book.

A 400-word composition for Chinese Language Corner 6 "Father and Son"

Recently I read a cartoon, which was written by a famous German cartoonist - " "Father and Son", let me tell you about its highlights! One day at noon, when the family was about to have lunch, the mother found her son still in the bedroom and asked the father to call him.

The father strode into his son's room and saw him reading a book intently, so he said to him: "Son, reading is a good habit, but you can't delay eating.

"No, I want to read a book!" "The son replied while watching.

"No, go and eat quickly! "The father was a little angry.

The son had to go to eat obediently.

When the son arrived at the restaurant, the mother found that his father did not follow him, and asked the son to call his father again.

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The son came to his bedroom and was shocked by the sight in front of him: his father was lying on the floor reading the book.

It turned out that after the son was called to eat by his father, his father picked it up casually. After reading the book that my son had just read, he found it very interesting, so he got down and started reading it.

This book was so fascinating that he even asked his son to go to dinner. My father was also attracted, don’t you think? What do you think after reading this comic? What’s the matter, you don’t want to talk about it now? Then let me talk about it first.

I see innocence and liveliness in this son with a hedgehog head. This is exactly the nature that our children should have, but parents and teachers often stop us.

I personally think that playing is our nature, and we should be allowed to do what we like, which will make us more interested in life and learning.

The father with the big beard is a bit childish.

Playing with his son all day long, teasing him, even though he sometimes beats and scolds him, this is for the sake of his son, giving him love everywhere and protecting him all the time

They are both father and son. What a blessing.

This is how I see father and son. Now you can tell me about it!

500-word essay on father and son

On a sunny noon, Xiao Ming's family gathered around the table to prepare for dinner, but his mother saw Xiao Ming and asked his father: "Where is Xiao Ming? Why hasn't he come to eat?" "Dad said: "Maybe read a book in the room.

" Mom said: "Then please call Xiao Ming over for dinner quickly.

"Dad said: "Okay! "Dad came to Xiao Ming's room and said to Xiao Ming: "Stop looking and go to eat quickly! Xiao Ming said: "Okay."

"So Xiao Ming walked away, and his father looked at Xiao Ming's book curiously. It was "Grimm's Fairy Tales". After reading an article, his father thought it was very interesting, so he lay on the ground and read it like Xiao Ming. "Grimm's Fairy Tales"

Xiao Ming came and was about to eat. At this time, his mother said: "Wait a minute, don't eat yet.

"Xiao Ming asked in surprise: "Why don't you eat it? "My mother replied: "Where is your father? Now you are not here, and now your father is not here. What happened to you, father and son? "Xiao Ming said: "Hehe! Dad might be in my room! Mom said: "Then you call him out to eat quickly, otherwise the food will be cold."

"Xiao Ming said: "Okay.

"Xiao Ming returned to his room and found that his father was watching "Grimm's Fairy Tales" with great interest. At this time, Xiao Ming's stomach was already "gurgling" with hunger, so he came without hesitation. "Hedong Shihou!" Dad was startled and said, "What are you doing? Xiao Ming said: "I'm hungry, go and eat quickly!" Dad said, "Okay."

"So the father and son went to have dinner together! The sky slowly darkened, and the last blush of the sunset was covered by the deep blue that was almost turning into black.

The ink sky Squeeze out one or two stars and blink hard in the sky.

The moonlight shines softly on the ground, reflecting the shadows of the trees.

The aroma of food from every household wafted out from the cracks in windows and doors.

Mom brought a pot of braised pork from the kitchen with a smile. It was steaming hot, and the aroma overflowed from the pot.

The aroma of braised pork went straight into Dad’s nostrils, and there was no way to stop it.

Dad was salivating and couldn't help it anymore. He picked up the chopsticks and wanted to pick up the meat. Mom slapped Dad's hand angrily: "I see how anxious you are. What do you think is missing?" Dad patronized. Looking at the table: "Rice is missing, I'll get it right away!" "That's wrong, my son hasn't come yet, go and call him!" The mother pointed to her son's room.

The father smacked his lips and pointed at the fragrant braised pork, but he couldn't resist his wife, so he had to go upstairs to find his son.

Dad knocked on the door. Hey, why is there no response? After knocking a few more times, there was still no response, so Dad had no choice but to push the door open and enter.

To his surprise, his usually playful son was immersed in a sea of ??books. He was flipping through the book, one page, two pages, reading greedily like a hungry wolf.

Sometimes his eyes were bright, as if he had discovered a new world; sometimes he was silent and sad, as if he had seen something too sad.

The book seemed to be like a magnet, attracting him.

The son kept flipping through the book like a hungry man throwing himself on bread.

It wasn’t until his father twisted his son’s ears that he came back to his senses.

The son reluctantly put down the book and swallowed involuntarily, as if he had swallowed all the contents in the book and let his mind absorb them.

The son seemed to be thinking about the joys and sorrows of the protagonist in the story, which made him worried.

Dad couldn't help but leaned over: "What book has such great charm, attracting a son who doesn't like reading?" At this time, the book turned into glue again, attracting Dad's eyeballs. Sticky.

When the son sat at the dining table and expressed his excitement to start eating, he found that his father had not come down yet.

One minute, two minutes... ten minutes, fifteen minutes..., after a long time, dad still hasn't come down.

Mom's face gradually darkened, pulled down, and lost her smile.

The mother and son clearly saw that the heat of the braised pork in the basin had dissipated.

The mother pointed to the room where the father was going and said to her son in a commanding tone: "Hurry up and ask your father to come down for dinner!" The son muttered, very unconvinced.

He came to the room and found his father lying on the ground, alternating his feet from time to time, like a piece of music jumping with cheerful notes; his two hands supported his cheeks, and his ribs pressed against the ground, supporting him. A big head; a big belly stuck to the ground, and the fat and fat seemed to occupy one-third of the floor.

The son, who was still unconvinced just now, couldn't help laughing when he saw his father's innocent and flawless appearance.

Ha, what an interesting father and son.

Choose me, haha, if it doesn’t work, change it again.

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