The coldest joke, from the Little White Rabbit series

The First Giraffe said: "Little Rabbit, I really hope you can know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what delicious food I eat, it will slowly pass through my long neck." , you can enjoy that delicious food for a long time." The little white rabbit looked at him expressionlessly. "And, in the summer, the cold water slowly flows over my long neck, which is so delicious. It's great to have a long neck! Little White Rabbit, can you imagine?" The Little White Rabbit said slowly: " Have you ever vomited? "The Second One day, the kangaroo was driving around on a country road. Suddenly he saw the little white rabbit in the middle of the road, with his ears and body almost completely lying on the ground, as if listening to something... So... the kangaroo stopped. I got out of the car and asked curiously: "Little White Rabbit, may I ask what you are listening to?" "A large truck passed here half an hour ago..." "Wow... it's so amazing!... How did you know?" ..” “Damn it! That’s how my neck and legs were broken..” The Thrid There was a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe who was taking drugs. The little white rabbit said: The giraffe said: "Giraffe, giraffe, why do you do something to harm yourself? Look how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together!" The giraffe looked at the drugs and the little white rabbit, so he took the drugs Throwing it behind them, they followed the little white rabbit and ran in the forest. Later they met an elephant who was preparing to take drugs. The little white rabbit said to the elephant: "Elephant, why do you do something to hurt yourself?" "Look at how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together!" The elephant looked at the drugs and the little white rabbit, so he threw the drugs behind him and followed the little white rabbit and the giraffe in running in the forest. . Later they met a lion who was preparing to take drugs. The little white rabbit said to the lion: "Lion, lion, why do you do things that hurt yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together." Go!" The lion looked at the drug and the little white rabbit, then threw the drug behind him, rushed over and beat the little white rabbit hard. The elephant and giraffe were trembling with fear: "Why are you beating little white rabbit? Where's the rabbit? He's so kind, caring about our health and keeping us close to nature." The lion said angrily: "This bastard rabbit drags me around in the forest like an idiot every time he takes drugs." The Fourth Boss of the first company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Not busy. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you can’t do much for the company, that’s why you’re not busy. What does the company want from you? *Boss of the second company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Very busy. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you don’t do things in an organized manner, that’s why you are busy all day long. What does the company want from you? *Boss of the third company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Not bad. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are irrational in doing things, that's why you are "ok" and not "ok". What does the company want from you? *Boss of the fourth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: I just finished my work. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because your work efficiency is too low, can't you just check it after you finish it? What does the company want from you? *Boss of the fifth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: I have finished some of them and checked them, and now I am doing other things. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you lack a systematic way of doing things, why don’t you do some things together? What does the company want from you? *Boss of the sixth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: I have finished all my work and am helping others. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you don’t have a plan for doing things, don’t you plan what you want to do tomorrow? What does the company want from you? *Boss of the seventh company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Today’s work is done, so is tomorrow’s work. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow.

Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you don’t consider the overall situation when doing things, won’t you help your colleagues share their worries? What does the company want from you? *Boss of the eighth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: I’ve finished today’s and tomorrow’s work, now I’m helping my colleagues. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are too pushy, your help is likely to cause laziness or stress in others. What use does the company need from you? *Boss of the Ninth Company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Wait a minute, I'll think about it before I answer you. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: You are arrogant. When I asked you, you kept trying to frustrate me. What does the company want from you? *Boss of the tenth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: I...I...don't know...how to answer you. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you don’t even know if you are busy or not, why does the company need you? *Boss of the eleventh company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Damn it, I resigned~~~~~~~~~~ Boss: Hey! If you have personality, our company will not let you go! The Fifth The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly encountered an elephant. The ant quickly dug into the soil and stretched out one leg. The little white rabbit was very curious when he saw it, and asked: What are you doing? The ant whispered to it: Shhh... don't make any noise, watch me stumble... The Sixth One day, the rabbit was writing in front of a cave, and a wolf He came over and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing about?" The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper." The wolf asked again, "What topic?" The rabbit replied, "I'm writing about how the rabbit ate the wolf." "The wolf laughed loudly after hearing this, expressing his disbelief. The rabbit said: "Follow me." After taking it into the cave, the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. At this time, another fox came and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing?" The rabbit replied: "I am writing a paper." The fox asked: "What topic?" The rabbit answered: "How does the rabbit write a paper?" The fox ate it." The fox laughed and expressed disbelief. The rabbit said: "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit walked out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper. At this time, a lion was sitting on a pile of white bones in the cave, picking his teeth, and reading the rabbit's paper: The ability of an animal does not depend on how powerful it is, but on who is the boss behind it. who! The Seventh One day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss: "Boss, boss, do you have carrots here?" The boss said: "No." The little white rabbit left. The next day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss: "Boss, do you have carrots here?" The boss said: "I told you, no!" The little white rabbit left. On the third day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss: "Boss, boss, do you have carrots here?" The boss was anxious: "How many times have I told you?! No!!! If you are annoying anymore, I will Just take the vise and pull out all your teeth!" The little white rabbit got scared and ran away. On the fourth day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss: "Boss, boss, do you have vise here?" The boss said: "No." The little white rabbit asked: "Then, do you have carrots?" The boss really He got angry, took out the pliers, and pulled out all the teeth of the little white rabbit. On the fifth day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss: "Boss, boss, do you have carrot juice here?" The Eight In a mental hospital, one day the director wanted to see how the three mental patients were recovering. , so a little white rabbit was placed in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the little white rabbit, grabbed the two ears of the little white rabbit, and shouted "Drive". The dean shook his head. The second person shook his head; the second person turned his back to the little white rabbit, patted its butt, and said "Chasing it", and the dean sighed; the third person squatted there and touched the little white rabbit. After watching for a long time, I nodded with satisfaction and heard him say: "Young man, let me go 300 meters and wait until I clean the car before chasing you!" The dean fell to the ground and fainted... The Ninth Little White Rabbit and Big Bear Two squatting under a tree to defecate.

The big bear said to the little white rabbit: Although you little white rabbits are good-looking, you are troublesome! You can see it with just a little dirt, which is quite disgusting! The little white rabbit said: Look at what you said! Isn’t it? The big bear said :Isn’t it! The big bear said as he picked up the little white rabbit, wiped his butt and walked away... The Tenth The little white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a pot. An elf came out of the pot and said he could grant each of their three wishes. Xiong said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish came true. The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish also came true. Xiong said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish came true again. The little white rabbit said, give it a bicycle. Its wish came true again. The bear said, turn all the other bears in the world into bitches! The little white rabbit got on the bicycle and said while running, turn this bear into a homosexual... The Eleventh The beginning of the matter is like this: One of my cousins ??because of I had to work overtime on Sunday, and my cousin-in-law was going to take his driver's license test that day, so he sent his 5-year-old son Nao Nao to my house and asked me to take care of him for the day. I was afraid that he would be disobedient, so I went to the market and bought him a cute little white rabbit. Nao Nao asked me what rabbits eat, and I told him to eat carrots and all green vegetables. I had a lot of fun watching Nao Nao and the rabbit play, so I went to read a book. The rabbit finished the carrots in a while, and Nao Nao went to the refrigerator to look for green vegetables. Who would have thought that the only green peppers left in my refrigerator are some. Nao Nao broke the pepper into pieces and fed it to the rabbit. The rabbit refused to eat, so Noisy insisted on eating it. The little white rabbit was so anxious that it kicked up the fine sand spread in the nest into Nao Nao's eyes. Nao Nao hurriedly rubbed it with his hands, but his hands were burning, and he immediately cried out in pain. I heard him crying extremely hard in the study, so I hurriedly ran out and asked him what was wrong. He covered his eyes with his hands and kept crying: "The rabbit kicked me, the rabbit kicked me." I thought the rabbit really kicked him in the eyes, and I was scared to death. I thought if something happened, how could I tell his parents? Explain? I rushed to call 120. At this time, the doorbell rang. When I opened the door, I saw it was my brother's classmate. I didn't have time to greet him, so I ran back to comfort Nao Nao, but accidentally stepped on a piece of watermelon rind that he had thrown away, hit my head on the door frame, and fainted. My brother’s classmates hurriedly dialed 120, then remembered some first aid knowledge they learned during military training, and knelt on the ground to pick me up. Just then, my brother came back. When he saw this scene, he thought his classmate was going to molest me, so he picked up one of my mother's pointy-soled shoes and shined it on the unfortunate guy's head, causing blood to pour out immediately. When the younger brother rushed into the kitchen to get the knife, his classmate tried to explain and ran downstairs as hard as he could. At this time, Grandma Wang downstairs heard the screams and hurriedly looked out of the peephole of the security door. She saw a man running down with blood on his face, and his brother chased after him with a knife. She was so frightened that she immediately Call 110 to call the police. She had suffered a slight stroke, but due to panic, her hands and feet became even more unruly, and she suddenly sat on the ground, right on top of the kitten's tail. The kitten jumped out with a squeal, knocking over the soup pot and sending flames flying wildly. Grandma Wang picked up a bottle of water and poured it over. Unexpectedly, it contained the Erguotou secretly hidden by her husband. So, the whole family put out the fire and called 119 for the fire alarm. When my brother's classmate tried his best to escape, he bumped into the emergency doctor who was coming upstairs. Because both parties were in a hurry, they rolled into a ball and fell down the stairs. At this time, my brother’s classmates explained everything to him. But two doctors broke their arms. After I regained consciousness, I hurriedly called my cousin and cousin-in-law. My cousin was drinking water. When she heard the news, she choked on a mouthful of water and immediately rolled her eyes. Her colleagues were busy calling 120; but upon hearing the news, her cousin-in-law drove his car crazily to my house, running through three red lights. At this time, two ambulances and two fire trucks had gathered downstairs at my house. When the firefighter was about to open the fire hydrant, his cousin's car suddenly drove over and hit it. The water immediately turned into a river. He turned the steering wheel again and hit the police car that had just arrived. Behind them, several traffic policemen on motorcycles were speeding towards them, and behind them were municipal facilities emergency repair vehicles. That day, it was like a Hollywood blockbuster being staged downstairs in my house. According to statistics, five ambulances were dispatched. I called for one, my brother's classmate called for one, the two injured doctors called for one, my cousin's colleague called for one... You said there is still one more to go? Don't worry, didn't my cousin-in-law come back in his driving school's car? The old coach in the car was so frightened that he had a heart attack. Didn't he have to call for another one?