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How effective is Chinese medicine in treating hand tremors?
Strictly speaking, traditional Chinese medicine can treat all diseases. It may not be able to figure out the cause, but it can treat it and often it can cure it completely. Very strange! It's amazing! But this is a fact - SARS was the first time that humans appeared. When the whole world was conducting experiments in panic, Chinese medicine had already cured it!
Western medicine is a very immature medicine, and both Chinese and foreign experts in Western medicine think so! ! This is also true - when doctors go on strike, the national mortality rate drops by 50%! I really hope this is a joke, but it really isn't!
In 1976, doctors in Fort Gauta, Colombia, went on strike for 52 days. What was called an "unusual side effect" occurred: the local mortality rate dropped by 35%.
In the same year, in Los Angeles, USA, when doctors were dissatisfied with the increase in medical malpractice insurance prices and went on strike to demonstrate, the city's patient mortality rate dropped by 18%.
In 1973, during the month-long Israeli doctors' strike, the number of deaths nationwide dropped by 50, according to statistics from the Jerusalem Burial Association.
Ten years later, in 1983, Israeli doctors held another national general strike. This strike lasted for 85 days. Something magical happened: Afterwards, the Israel Jerusalem Burial Association made another statistics. During these 85 days, the mortality rate for the national population dropped by another 50%.
Dr. Bruce Pomerant’s investigation of doctors’ strikes and mortality decline in Western countries in the 1980s pointed out that the decline in mortality is directly proportional to the length of the doctors’ strike date.
1. For example, when doctors in Manitoba, Canada went on strike for two weeks, the death rate dropped to 20.
2. When doctors in British Columbia went on strike for 3 weeks, the death rate dropped to 30.
3. When Israeli doctors went on strike for 85 days, the national mortality rate dropped to 50%.
In other words, the longer Western doctors go on strike, the lower the national mortality rate. The current world record is a decrease of 50%.
Currently, 1 million people die every month in China. If Western medicine practitioners across China go on strike for three months, the number of deaths in the original three months will drop from 3 million to 1.5 million. In other words, a three-month strike by Western medicine doctors in China could prevent 1.5 million people from dying, which is equivalent to the population of a city from dying.
After inferring it...it’s better not to infer it!
A survey by the World Health Organization pointed out that one-third of patients worldwide died from irrational drug use rather than the disease itself. Another third died from iatrogenic accidents.
One-third were drugged to death, and one-third were put to death.
It is certain that Chinese medicine can cure hand tremors.
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