What are the classic funny jokes?

1, a couple, guess the name of the food, and the wife signals her husband to guess. The word "steamed bread" popped up on the big screen.

Wife's description: round, white, edible.

Husband: ...

The wife continued to describe: just white and soft. You ate it last night!

Husband seems to be in a hurry and blurts out: "Mimi!" "

Li Yong laughed his head off. ...

The word "vinegar" popped up on the big screen.

Husband: What do women like to eat from men?

Wife (happily): Tofu! !

2, guess the word link, vividly say: What horse did Guan Yu ride in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms? The guesser didn't know, and the painter suggested: Think again, this horse was ridden by Lu Bu.

The guesser shouted, It's The Story Of Diu Sim.

Bi Hua was furious: You are so stupid. I said riding during the day!

Lao Li was laughed to the ground! ! ! !

3, a couple, guessing historical relics, the wife is guessing her husband. The word "Diamond Sutra" popped up on the big screen.

Wife's description: It has existed since ancient times and is very famous.

Husband: ........

The wife continued to describe: it is that nun who has to read it every month.

Husband seems to understand and blurts out: "menstruation."

Li Yong said, "Oh, my God! Cut the pilot. "

4, or the couple, guess the name of the item, the wife will guess the husband. The words "V3 mobile phone" pop up on the big screen.

Wife's description: There is a pink one, which is the most popular this year. You bought it for me.

Husband: ........

The wife continued to describe: that beautiful woman Sarapova has also used it, and it is also my favorite. The four-word husband threw caution to the wind and blurted out: "sexy underwear."

The hapless Li Yong laughed again. ...

5, a couple, guess the color, the husband gestured for his wife to guess.

The word "white" pops up on the big screen.

The husband kept gesturing, but the wife still didn't know. ...

My husband is very anxious, so ...

Husband's description: Li Yong's underwear!

Wife: White!

It is said that Cao Cao and Liu Bei cook wine to discuss heroes. It's cloudy and thunderous outside. After a few drinks, Liu Bei suddenly farted, which was embarrassing.

Guan Yu said frankly in the back: "Don't take offense, fart comes from feather (rain)!" Liu Beizheng is embarrassed.

As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun stepped forward: "Don't make a fuss, fart comes from the clouds!"

As soon as Zhao Yun said it, Zhang Fei shouted loudly: "Farts are flying!"

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh. He is deeply touched by this. After seeing Liu Bei and others off, Cao Cao said to his subordinates, "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw the master's mistakes, they rushed to take responsibility and make up for them. It's really loyal. If it is your turn, can you do it? "

The generals were filled with indignation and said with one voice, "Prime Minister, isn't it a fart matter? What's the difficulty! See it next time. "

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the dinner, he wanted to fart and see how his men reacted. After holding back for a long time, I finally managed to hold back a small Pi. Everyone waited for a long time, only to hear a "goo". The general was a hothead and quickly shouted, "Chu (pig) put the fart!"

The waiter Wang Lang immediately said, "Lang (Wolf) farted!"

Gou An said: This is Gou (dog) fart.

Cai Mao said: This is cat fart.

When Cao Cao stared, others thought that Cao Cao thought he was too slow to take care of himself.

Taurus said, "This is golden fart!"

Yu Xun said: "This is a fart!"

Cao Hong said, "Fart is red!"

Gao Lan said, "Fart is blue!"

Jiang Gan said, "Fuck!"

Sima Shi said: "Fart is the teacher's (wet)!"

Xiahou Yuan said, "Fart is deep (round)!"

ICY said, "Fart is square!"

Cao Cao was so frightened that he was about to have a fit. Guo Jia, the counselor, shouted, "No one is right, no one is right! Everyone is wrong! "

Worthy of being my number one strategist. Cao Cao secretly thought. Listen to him first.

Guo Jia said: "This is a good (fake) fart!"

Cao Zhen grabbed it again: "This is true fart!"

Cao Cao was so angry that he almost fainted and was completely disappointed. He doesn't want more people behind him.

Guo Huai said: "This is Huai (bad) fart!"

Zhang He said: "Fart is near (drink)!"

Sima Yan said: "Farting has inflammation (pharynx)!"

Huang Xu said, "You're all out!"

Xia Houdun said, "Fart escapes!"

Guo Tu said: "Farting is a picture (spitting)!

Xia Houba said, "Fart comes from bullies."

Xun You said, "You let the fart out!"

Man Chong said, "Fart is a pet!"

Jiang Ji said: "Fart comes from the economy!"

Zhong Youdao: "Fart is coming!"

Finally, Cao Cao couldn't bear it any longer and said angrily, "Nonsense, shit."