A cold joke, a humorous joke.

Answer: In the telephone booth.

What is the first thing that everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes.

It takes only 1 minute for a snail to climb from Xinjiang to Hainan. Why?

Answer: It crawls on the map.

4. Question: What animal did you kill but it bled?

Answer: mosquitoes

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay?

Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

6. What ceremony can't be performed by a foreign priest under any circumstances?

Answer: Your own funeral.

7. There was a bottle of wine, but Xiao Wang tried his best to open the bottle cap. As a result, he drank the wine without breaking the bottle or drilling a hole. Why?

Answer: He pressed the cork into the bottle.

8. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?

Answer: eunuch

9. Is there anything you don't know and I don't know?

Answer: There is a hole in the shoe.

10. After an old lady got on the bus, why didn't anyone give her seat?

Answer: There are already many empty seats on the bus.

1 1. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Answer: I brushed my false teeth.

12. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn?

Answer: It's too slow to walk.

13. Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why?

Answer: There are shoes.

14. In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute big fortunes rely on for food?

Answer: mouth

15. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th?

Answer: sink to the bottom of the river

16. The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why?

Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

17. What has five heads, but people don't find it strange?

Answer: hands and feet

18. Iron will rust if left outside. What about gold?

Answer: it will be stolen.

19. What car is stuck?

Answer: windmill