Are there any comic jokes?

I told the story of Sima Guang smashing a jar in class, and then asked questions. As a result, the students' questions almost depressed me to death:

The first student: "Teacher, what is a jar?"

I'm dizzy! Now junior high school students don't know what a jar is. I have to draw the shape of a cylinder on the blackboard. Tell him: "steel cylinders are common household containers."

The second student: "Where did you buy the jar? How much is it? "

This question is not important, next!

But the students also asked, "This is very important, teacher. If that jar is expensive, I won't smash my most expensive computer, will I? "

I stared at him: "That cylinder is not Sima Guang's! Next classmate! "

The third classmate asked, "What's the cylinder for?"

Another super naive question. A student scrambled to say, "I know, my grandparents pickled pickles in jars."

Who has taught such an excellent student? I had to explain: "In ancient times, every household had a jar dedicated to storing water."

The fourth student immediately asked, "Do they often stop water or owe water bills?"

It seems that teaching students history is really important. I had to explain: "At that time, there was no running water. People used river water or well water to store it in tanks for daily use."

"There is no running water, which means that ancient people are stupid, or that we modern people are smart." The student sighed with emotion.

The fifth student: "Where is that jar?"

You idiot! I said to myself. I was a little impatient when the teacher told the story just now and scolded him. Didn't you listen carefully? I told you to put it in the yard, so stand and listen for a while!

He pleaded, "Teacher, I listened carefully. I mean, where is that jar in the yard? " Is it by the wall or at the gate or under the eaves or in the middle of the courtyard? "

I don't know this! Sima Guang didn't leave a memoir to elaborate. Besides, didn't all the children fall in? Stop making excuses and keep standing!

The sixth student: "Why doesn't that cylinder have a cover?" With the lid, the child won't fall. Besides, ancient people should also pay attention to hygiene. Without the lid, dust, insects and dirty things will fall in, and people will get sick if they eat it ... "

I ..... This is nowhere to be found! "The one with the lid fell to one side."

I realize that this is not the right way to ask questions, or I may be knocked unconscious by these guys, so I must come up with an old and tried-and-true way to ask good students with strong understanding. I motioned to the sports Committee.

Sports Commissioner: "How high is that tank?" -he is dizzy, too. Follow the previous train of thought.

"Probably ... on my shoulder!" Originally, I wanted to say that I was as tall as 1.8 meters, but I have never seen such a tall cylinder, so I can say that Sima Guang is too short to be saved.

The Sports Commission didn't see my sign: "How did that kid get up there?" ? Is there a ladder, or did you jump from a height? I can't go up there. How big is this big stone? How old is Sima Guang? Teacher, you said that Sima Guang was still a child at that time. Can he lift a big stone? If the water in that tank is not deep enough, there will be no danger for the child to fall in, so there is no need to save it. "This guy continued, ignoring my livid face:" Since you want to save, prove that the water in the tank is deep enough or full of water. Being able to withstand the pressure of so much water without breaking the cylinder shows that the cylinder wall is thick enough and strong enough. As Sima Guang is only a child, he can't carry the big stone. Can he break this big jar thick enough and strong enough with a small stone? No way! Even if he took out the spirit of grinding the iron pestle into a needle and patiently smashed it, even if he finally smashed the cylinder, the child would have drowned, so ... "

"Stop!" I stopped him from going on-the boy is really good at physics.

I pinned my last hope on the monitor: "What kind of inspiration did Sima Guang's story of smashing a jar give you?"

The monitor stood up, looked at the students' expectant eyes and took a deep breath: "Teacher, I got the same inspiration as the students, that is, this story is false!" "

Hematemesis, I fell on the platform-Sima Guang! Why did you break the jar?