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Deception and horse death in classical Chinese
Once upon a time, a man rode a black horse to the battlefield to fight the enemy. He was too timid to confront the enemy head-on. He got some dirty blood on his face and lay dead among the dead. The black horse he rode was also robbed by others. After the warring forces retreated, he planned to go home, so he cut off the tail of a dead white horse and took it back. When he arrived at his house, someone asked him, "Where is the horse you are riding now? Why not ride it? " He said, "My horse died in battle, so I brought its tail back." The person next to him said, "The horse you are riding is black. How can its tail be white? " He couldn't answer and was laughed at by everyone.
Moral: There is a kind of person who refuses to admit his mistake honestly, always thinking that others may not know, so he makes up lies to embarrass himself.
Once upon a time, there was a man riding a dark horse and fighting against the enemy. Because of fear, he didn't dare to fight; He put blood on his face and pretended to be dead, lying among the dead.
The horse he rode was robbed by others. After the troops left, he wanted to go home, so he cut off his white ponytail and came back. When he got home, someone asked him, "Where is the horse you are riding now?" Why not ride it? He replied, "My horse died, so I brought it back with my tail.
"Your horse is black, why is its tail white?" He was silent and laughed at by everyone. People in the world are also like this, saying that they accumulate virtue and do good deeds, practice good deeds, and don't eat wine and meat. However, they kill things and beat them with whips and sticks, pretending to do good. In fact, they are evil, just like the fool who lied that the horse was dead.
Once upon a time, a man rode a black horse and attacked a thief. Because he was afraid, he couldn't fight, so he smeared blood on his face and lay in a pile of dead people. His horse was also taken away by him. When the army goes, it wants to go home, which is to stop others from coming.
When I left home, someone asked me, "Where is your place? 626 16964757 a 686964 16 Fe 59 ee 7 ad 943 133363396333? Why not take it? " Answer: "My horse died, so I came with a tail." Other people's language: "If your horse is black, why is its tail white?" Silence is wrong and makes people laugh.
So do people in the world. Self-talk is good, practice compassion, don't eat wine and meat, but kill, poison Chu, pretend to be good, and do evil.
Like a fool, the liar is dead. "Cheating to death a horse" originated from (73) the metaphor of the death of a horse.
Moral: There is a kind of person who refuses to admit his mistake honestly, always thinking that others may not know, so he makes up lies to embarrass himself.
3. The implication of lying about the death of a horse; Some people in the world are the same.
I said I was doing good deeds, doing good deeds, cultivating compassion, and not eating wine and meat. But he killed all sentient beings and abused them, saying that he was doing good, but he was actually doing all kinds of evil deeds, just like that fool lied that the dark horse was dead.
Once upon a time, a man rode a black horse to the battlefield to fight the enemy. He was too timid to confront the enemy head-on. He got some dirty blood on his face and lay dead among the dead. The black horse he rode was also robbed by others. After the warring forces retreated, he planned to go home, so he cut off the tail of a dead white horse and took it back.
When he arrived at his house, someone asked him, "Where is the horse you are riding now? Why not ride it? " He said, "My horse died in battle, so I brought its tail back." The person next to him said, "The horse you are riding is black. How can its tail be white? " He couldn't answer and was laughed at by everyone.
4. Ingenious excelling in classical Chinese translation, ingenious excelling in grasping the original thief
Mr. and Mrs. Zhou make a living by fishing. They cook at sunrise and rest at sunset. One day, thief No.2 said to each other, "I want to serve Zhou's city, but when I keep my wife, I can take her gold." So I glanced at Zhou. Zhou went, and thief number two approached the boat with a knife. Zhou's livestock and a dog, seeing it, barked wildly. The woman heard a voice. The two thieves jumped on the boat and threatened it with blades. A dog bites a thief, but the thief can't get away. The woman took advantage of it and pushed it into the thief river. A thief was bitten by a dog and was in great pain. The woman raised a knife to cut it, and the thief scratched it and knelt down to thank it. It's time for my husband to come back. When he saw it, he tied two thieves to the official.
Cleverly catch thieves
There is a couple named Zhou who make a living by fishing and work in the wind and waves every day. One day, two big robbers said to each other, "When Zhou's husband goes to the market and leaves only his wife, we can rob them of their money." So the robber stole a look at Zhou's husband and left. Just after Zhou Gang left, two big robbers came to the boat with knives. Mr. and Mrs. Zhou have a dog. They barked when they saw the robber. Mrs. Zhou came out when she heard the noise. Two robbers jumped on the boat and took out knives to intimidate her (give them money). (One of them) was bitten by a dog, so the robber couldn't get away. Mrs. Zhou pushed a robber into the river while they were unprepared. A robber was bitten by a dog and was in great pain. Mrs. Zhou wants to cut him with a knife. The robber's face seemed to yield and he knelt down to confess. At this time, her husband surnamed Zhou happened to come back. Seeing this, he tied up two robbers and reported to the authorities.
Reasons for Zhou's great success in catching thieves
1, Mrs. Zhou's wisdom, courage and courage.
Their domestic dogs are well trained.
Mrs Zhou's husband came back in time.
5. The composition of lying about the death of a horse tells the story of a person whose dark horse was taken away by the enemy. In order not to be laughed at, he deliberately brought back the tail of a white horse and lied that the horse was dead, and the result was exposed by everyone. Tell us a truth, we should be honest, otherwise the lies will be exposed.
The idea revolves around honesty.
The outline is as follows:
People should be honest, which is a necessary condition for communication between people;
If people talk about honesty, they can gain friends, have a sense of accomplishment and be happy;
Without honesty, no one wants to make friends with you, and people will be isolated;
Talking about several points that should be paid attention to in good faith, such as punctuality, keeping promises and not making promises easily.
6. Li Nv died of translating classical Chinese. Li's daughter. I promised to be a wife to the Chen family's son. There was a man named Zhong in Nanhai at that time. Used a big case. Falsely accuse the Chen family. Chen Lian stepped forward. Caught by the squad. Admit everything. Only in this way can this charge be established. Don't put it on father and brother. But I thought to myself, After catching it. You can't come out again. Just family. Resign the Li family's engagement. Li's parents. I think this method is not bad. I have to find someone for my daughter. Li's daughter. Made a curse to marry someone else and die. And said. I have given my body to others. When people are in danger. This is not good for them. This is an unjust act. He is also the son of the Chen family. Can you let it out later. Is unpredictable. Don't expect him to come out. On the contrary, I expect that he will never come out. Rejected them. This is an unfriendly move. This unfair and heartless behavior. I can't even do it. I have to wait. Then Chen Lian came out. So the daughter of the Li family. Married in the past.
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