Full of economics and cross talk lyrics

Crosstalk: full of knowledge

Performance: Funny: Miao Fu/Praise: Wang Sheng

Miao: Dear friends, happy New Year to everyone

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Miao: We are both cross talk actors from Xi'an

Wang: Xi'an

Miao: My name is Miao Fu

Wang: My name is Wang Sheng

Miao: Look at me, my level is incomparable to the teacher next to me, Wang Sheng

Wang: Oh, I told you this

Miao: I am a college student (Wang: cough)

Miao: Graduated from Shaanxi University of Food

Wang: Normal University

Wang: Not in Shaanxi Chifa University

Miao: Shaanxi Normal University

Wang: Alas

Miao: After graduation, I did not pursue my original major

Wang: What major do I study?

Miao: When I was in the College of Liberal Arts (Wang: Alas), I studied imported excavator repair

Wang: What do I study?

Miao: Repair imported excavators

Wang: Why don’t I learn to drive a walking tractor

Miao: This may be my second major

Wang: Where is this major available? Is it possible to study this in the College of Liberal Arts? Why don’t I go to Lanxiang Technical School?

Miao: I have never gone to college

Wang: You ask

Miao: What do you study?

Wang: Chinese and history

Miao: Chinese and history (Wang: Hey) This is amazing (Wang: Hum) It can’t be compared with others. Although we are both smaller and taller

Wang: Yes, yes, yes

Miao: But after we reached high school, we The results are getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger

Wang: Why?

Miao: I didn’t go to high school

Miao: Now I’m awake Study hard

Wang: Work hard

Miao: Otherwise, this knowledge cannot keep up with others and I will not be able to partner with others. Recently, I have started to study various books

Wang: Reading

Miao: It can be said that I have reached the point where I can’t put the book down

Wang: Yo

Miao: Detective Conan One Piece: I have it all in my hand Take it

Wang: You can watch another set of Dragon Ball and a set of Saint Seiya. Do you know that these are called the Four Great Classics

Miao: Really

Wang : What is it? Can’t you read some serious books?

Miao: Read some serious books too (Wang: Yes) Idiom Dictionary

Wang: What books are you reading?

Miao: Dictionary of Idioms

Wang: Don’t laugh at him. Idioms are the essence of Chinese culture

Miao: He was the representative of the idiom class for me when I was a child

Wang: That means the Chinese class means that no school has a special idiom class

Miao: I have learned this thing, many things, what have I learned? A day is a teacher, a life is a father, carving a boat and seeking a sword

Wang: You all know this

Miao: Thousands of armies galloping, Yu Old Man Moves the Mountains (claps) I like Yu Old Man Moves the Mountains

Wang: Do you like the spirit here?

Miao: This is a kind of spirit

Wang: The spirit of Yu Gong

Miao: He inspires me (Wang: Yeah) Have you heard of this story

Wang: Who doesn’t know this story?

Miao: There was a foolish old man who was not a big fish. There was a foolish old man who was digging in the mountains when he had nothing to do.

Wang: Hey, wait a minute, this Yugong is a pangolin, right?

Miao: How can there be a pangolin?

Wang: Yugong needs to take someone to move a mountain

Miao: Anyway, he was digging mountains. Later, a wise old man persuaded him not to dig. If he couldn’t finish digging, what about these two big mountains? (Wang: Yes, yes, yes). Wang Wu and Taihang Yugong said it was okay. I couldn’t finish digging. My son was digging. (Wang: Yes) A ??son can’t finish digging and a grandson can’t finish digging (Wang: Yes, yes) A ??grandson can’t finish digging, and a great-grandson can’t finish digging anyway.

Wang: Perseverance) This good guy’s spirit moved the Jade Emperor (Wang: Heaven) and sent two yellow scarf warriors down to move the Wangwu and Taihang.

Wang: The mountains have been moved

Miao: A good guy usually walks around and suddenly becomes enlightened. (Wang: Yes) The WI-FI signal is full immediately

Wang: Oops, what’s the matter with WI-FI here

Miao: Describe it

Wang: There is no way to describe it

Miao: The bad things in the world are not necessarily bad things, and the good things are not always good things

Wang: What do you mean?

Miao: The mountain has been moved. It turns out that there were two monsters under the mountain, a snake spirit and a scorpion spirit. Now they were released. Fortunately, the old man had a colorful gourd seed. When he planted it, Kuchi, Kuchi, Kuchi grew up, and produced seven gourds, and seven children popped out. Some could spit water, and some could breathe fire. Later, He surrendered to the snake spirit and the scorpion spirit, and later lived in seclusion in the forest. There was a princess in a foreign country who didn't know who she offended, so she hid in the hut where they lived. Later, the princess's stepmother came over and turned into an old lady selling apples. The princess took a bite and died with a bang, leaving half of the apple. , Jobs took it. . . Do you know this story? I learned so much.

Wang: Are you kidding

Wang: You just said this is called Foolish Old Man Moves the Mountain

Miao: Ah

Wang: I am a little confused. . .

Miao: What's the matter?

Wang: I'll calm down and I'll figure it out later. Yugong is Calabash's grandfather. Calabash was the Seven Dwarfs after immigration. Steve Jobs had a master named Snow White

Miao: Look how clear you are.

Wang: What do I need to do? I do it

Miao: What’s wrong

Wang: This is all your mess

Miao: Let me tell you a truth

Wang: What’s the truth

Miao: Chinese idiom put The four seas and the five lakes are all useful (Wang: cough), they are all connected together

Wang: It is confusing whether it is useful or not.

Miao: You said our Chinese books are good

Wang: Then you have to read some serious ones

Miao: I read them too (Wang: Huh?) I have heard of The Classic of Mountains and Seas, but there is no Classic of Mountains and Seas. Baby

Wang: Wait a minute, wait a minute, don’t scream so affectionately.

You read the Classic of Mountains and Seas

Miao: Ah

Wang: You just read the idiom dictionary like pulp. Do you still read the Classic of Mountains and Seas?

Miao: What's wrong

Wang: The Classic of Mountains and Seas is a pre-Qin classical rhetoric ancient aojie qu naiya

Miao: what did you say

Wang: It was an illusion just now

Miao: That’s all I want to see

Wang: You can understand it, you

Miao: Of course you can understand it

Wang: Have you really seen it?

Miao: I’ll tell you a few stories and you’ll know whether I’ve seen it or not

Wang: You tell me and I’ll listen to it

Miao ：Is there Jingwei Reclamation?

Wang: Just the story of Beishan Jing in Shanhaijing

Miao: I don’t know where I like to watch this (hum) Why Jingwei Reclamation? Reclamation

Wang: Why?

Miao: The big traitor just pulls you over and fills the sea, you know? Float up and press down. Float up and press down. Float up and press down (Wait a moment. Wait a minute) I like to see this thing about national integrity

Wang: What kind of national integrity is there any national integrity here?

Miao: What's wrong

Wang: Jingwei’s reclamation means that Wang Jingwei was reclamated into the sea?

Miao: Otherwise, it’s reclamation.

Wang: Just wait, wait a minute. This story of blood-threaded paste, if you look at Jingwei’s reclamation, you won’t even know where it started. Where did it come from?

Miao: Where did it come from?

Wang: Jingwei is the daughter of Emperor Yan, the sun god (Miao: the daughter of Emperor Yan), whose nickname is Nvwa

Miao: After mending the sky

Wang : Not a person

Wang: This girl crossed the sea in a small boat and capsized in the waves. She was so shocked that she wanted to take revenge. She filled the sea with stones. This is called Jingwei's reclamation

Miao: Oh, that’s great. I understand (I understand). The daughter of Emperor Yan was called Jingwei (Wang: her nickname was Nvwa). One day, she was rowing a boat on the sea and saw a storm coming (yes). She also said The empress is in too much trouble (Wang: Oh, eh, eh, eh, where is a Baoji person from?)

Miao: Didn’t you say Yan Emperor’s daughter? (Ah) Isn’t Yan Emperor a Baoji person? The Yan Emperor’s Mausoleum is now Are you still in Baoji respecting historical facts?

Wang: You destroy the beauty of myths

Miao: I understand your story

Wang: I know

Miao: Maybe I’ll know if there’s a slight mistake in your memory

Wang: Oh, it’s weird, you use this word very strangely

Miao: I still remember the other stories

Wang: What else do you know

Miao: What is the story of the widow chasing the sun?

Wang : I know this story

Miao: Do ??you know?

Wang: Oh, Wang Jingwei was a traitor. After his death, his wife Chen Bijun was a widow. She had no way to live and chased her to Japan. - Widow Chasing the Sun

Miao: Look at this academic context

Wang: What academic context do I have?

Miao: This is not something you compiled

Wang: What am I sorting out? How can there be such a thing as a widow chasing the sun? Kua (kuā) father chasing the sun is also called Kua (kuà) father chasing the sun

Miao: Kuafu chasing the sun The sun is chasing the sun and shouting back (yes), the sun is running too fast, hold on.

Wang: Why is there another Baoji person?

Miao: He is a descendant of Yan and Huang ( Wang: Cough) How about changing the story to Huangling

Wang: No, no, please change a story that you have really seen

Miao: I have really seen it

Wang: You can do it from Saint Seiya

Miao: My favorite story about where to take off your clothes

Wang: You can take off your clothes anywhere as long as you take off your clothes at the beach

Miao: Where can I entrust the third prince?

Wang: Who are you asking?

Miao: Li Jing has three sons in Chentangguan. The eldest, Jin, entrusts the second, and wood entrusts the third. The Third Prince of Tuomanatuo likes to watch this

Wang: Or maybe you have a problem with your memory

Miao

: What's wrong

Wang: I remembered my name wrong

Miao: Why did I remember it wrong

Wang: The boss, Jin Tuo, the second, Mu Tuo, and the third, named Pi Tuo

Miao: I have it

Wang: What do you have?

Miao: I have a pitot

Wang: I really do. Your boss, Jin Zha, second child, Muzha, and third child, are called Nezha

Miao: Where (oops)

Wang: I beg you not to speak English

Miao: Why did I?

Wang: Have you been to the temple?

Miao: No

Wang: Well, uh Let's go back and have a look

Miao: No.

Wang: You will know that you have pronounced it wrong after you go on a field trip

Miao: Why did you pronounce it wrong

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Wang: There is always a sentence written on the wall in the temple: Namo Amitabha

Miao: Ah

Wang: You have to read out Namo Amitabha

Miao: Where is Mo Zi?

Wang: Oops, you can speak Wuhan dialect

Miao: A crosstalk actor is a grocery store

Wang: Hum Hum, don’t you know Sanskrit?

Miao: Isn’t it all simplified?

Wang: Which one is Sanskrit?

Miao: No which one

King: Sanskrit, so India is called Sanskrit

Miao: This should be pronounced in Sanskrit

King: Nezha

Miao: The third prince of Nezha, Nezha, is this Li Jing My son is a kid and he goes out to play every day and is covered in mud.

Wang: Very dirty

Miao: Come on, wash it off. Then tear off the bellyband. Coming down

Wang: The bellyband is already on my body, right?

Miao: It’s sticky (Wang: Oops), so I jumped into the sea and started swimming and rubbing. This Zi Ni (Wang: Ouch), there is also this Third Prince in the Dragon Palace

Wang: Yes, yes, yes

Miao: The Third Prince of the Dragon King Stewed Cake

Wang : Ao Bing

Miao: Ao Bing is eating braised pancakes here (hmm) out of the corner of his eye, he saw that the dragon’s beards were covered with mud (Wang: Oops) I was anxious at that time

Wang: Oh my God

Miao: What are you doing? What are you doing? I can’t even eat a braised pancake here (Tangshan dialect)

Wang: These three Who is the prince? This is

Miao: He is from Tangshan

Wang: How can the third prince of Longwan be from Tangshan

Miao: That's close to the sea (Wang : Ahhhhh) What are you doing? You can’t even eat a stewed pancake? (Tangshan dialect) Yasha goes up and kills him

Wang: Ouch, please listen to the words the third prince uses

Miao: Well, Yaksha took the order at that time and took the big fork

Wang: Ouch, what is the big fork?

Miao: The weapon

King: Five flaming flames holding the sky fork

Miao: Hold the big fork and lead the crab soldiers and shrimp generals to lead these friends

King: Come back, friends.

Miao: Pipi Shrimp Essence and Kelp Essence

Wang: How did kelp become the essence?

Miao: They are all soft fairies (oops) they are all here When I saw Nezha washing up on the sea surface, he was very happy. Oh, what are you doing there, kid? Don't wash yourself. The third prince is getting anxious, you know? (Henan dialect)

Wang: One The third prince of Tangshan brought a Henan Yaksha

Miao: Ah

Wang: What kind of combination is this? This is it

Miao: I am doing this to strengthen the character.

Wang: Where can you find anyone here?

Miao: Look at the empress, the storm is too big (Baoji dialect) Who is it?

Wang: Jingwei

Miao: What are you doing (Tangshan dialect)

King: Third Prince

Miao: What are you doing (Henan dialect)

Wing: Yaksha

Miao: How clear the distinction is (oh) Stanislavsky once said (xingxingxing) typical characters, typical characters

Wang: Just talk about Yaksha. Okay

Miao: Okay, let’s start a fight now. Nezha is also a good stubble

Wang: Yes, yes, yes

Miao: It’s too late, it’s faster. Take out the long-hand hula hoop and hit it with the big fork.

Wang: Nezha also practiced rhythmic gymnastics

Miao: What kind of rhythmic gymnastics did you practice?

Wang: This long-handed Juan

Miao : He has two weapons

King: Huntian Ling Qiankun Circle

Miao: Huntian Ling Qiankun Ling

King: Reverse

Miao: A circle and a dam, let’s fight now. The good guys are fighting waves, big waves after big waves

Wang: Yes, yes, yes

Miao: A big wave is coming. (Yeah) Jingwei happened to be rowing the boat. The wind and waves were too big

Wang: There is no her here

Miao: The waves are coming

Wang: The waves are coming There is no her either

Miao: Is there no Jingwei?

Wang: There is no need for her in this story

Miao: Anyway, the water is rising higher and higher. Gao

Wang: Yes, yes, yes

Miao: Jinshan Temple will be flooded in a short while

Wang: Ah

Miao: Fa Haizheng was chanting sutras there. When I saw what he was doing, who did I offend?

Wang: Stop talking