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If you win the first prize of the National Primary School Students' "New Century Cup" Composition Competition and someone congratulates you, please make a modest and enterprising answer according to d
This time, I am very happy to win the first prize of the "New Century Cup" composition competition for primary school students. In fact, I also want to thank my teachers, friends and family, and of course many others, who also have this ability.
it was clearly agreed that we would not update WeChat from the 3th to the 3rd. But some words have to be said, this year's Chinese New Year made me fully realize that mass sending is a crazy self-satisfaction. This year's Chinese New Year, I have at least nearly an hour of fragmented time, which was wasted on clicking off the mass-sent Chinese New Year greeting messages. Now I look at the mass short messages like a scourge.
once little red dot appears, I don't even want to see it, just want to delete it quickly. But it's also very painful to say. As the WeChat account is used for longer and longer, the number of my WeChat friends is also increasing. Needless to say, there are colleagues, fans and some people who have made several turns to get to know each other. It is inevitable that some of them are not familiar.
But earnest and enthusiastic friends will sincerely give you handwritten wishes. In order not to miss this information, I can only read it one by one, make sure those friends who sincerely send blessings, and then reply one by one. This process is really a happy New Year. So, today I want to talk about why I don't want to reply to those mass New Year greetings.
and why I hate this kind of information. (The above content is only for young people who type fast. For their parents' generation, their typing skills are slow, and it takes a long time to write a blessing message, so I think it is understandable that they send messages in groups. But for the young people whose hand speed is 12 words per minute now, hehe …) your zero-cost blessing.
wasted my time at cost. Tencent QQ has a special function called birthday reminder, that is, after you open it, QQ will send a congratulatory message randomly on your friend's birthday. It seems very sweet and nice, but it actually hurts feelings! Shortly after the function came out, I was deeply hurt.
on July 14th of that year (well, I'm a cancer), I just got a dozen birthday wishes on QQ, and they were not at the same time, and my speech skills were different. There were even some friends I didn't know very well. At that time, my little heart got excited and thought, Wow, the whole world fucking cares about me so much.
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