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English joke: raccoon.

raccoon

Part of my job in the national fish and wildlife department is to lend residents equipment for catching and transferring raccoons. A man who successfully caught a raccoon called to ask if raccoons can mate for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might break up a monogamous couple.

I don't know why she is so worried.

He added. She has been married three times. Raccoon.

When I worked in the State Department of Fish and Wildlife, I was responsible for lending raccoon catching equipment to residents. A man caught a prey, and he called to ask if a raccoon had only one companion all his life. He said that his daughter was worried that they might break up a couple for life.

I don't know why she cares so much about it, he added. She has been married three times herself.