Parting joke

A turkey is chatting with a cow. The turkey said, I wish I could fly to the top of the tree, but I don't have the courage. The cow said, why don't you eat some of my cow dung? They are very nutritious. The turkey ate a little cow dung and found that cow dung really gave it enough strength to fly to the first branch. The next day, the turkey ate more cow dung and flew to the second branch. Two weeks later, the turkey proudly flew to the top of the tree, but soon, a farmer saw it and quickly shot it down from the tree.

Survival 1: Bullshit will get you to the top, but you can't stay there.