The funniest joke comment

Lead: We all like positive people, because they give people positive energy, so jokes are positive energy in your life. Below I have compiled the funniest humorous joke comments for everyone, welcome to read!

Comments on the funniest humorous jokes (1) 1. When I was a child, my parents took me home one day and they caught me in the middle? I don't know which nerve took the wrong line, so I sang a song about finding a cigarette. A chicken in the left hand and a duck in the right hand?

My dad stared at me, and all he wanted was a slap?

Who knows my mother went on to sing, "Tell me to vomit blood at once?" There is a toad in the middle. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. How are you?

The father was very dissatisfied with his son's attitude and scolded him. How can you talk to your old man in a commanding tone?

I didn't expect my son to have no remorse. He said not to be outdone. Didn't you say that you and your mother got married on my orders?

Grandma bought two bottles of drinks for her grandson. Say to your grandson: Let me have a sip of your drink.

Sun Tzu said: no.

Grandma said, I'll just taste it.

Sun Tzu said: sweet

Grandma: Yes. . . . . . . .

When the kindergarten was just opened, many children were sent. After the parents left, the child cried, just like killing a pig farm! At this time, only one child was crouching in the corner, and the teacher was ready to praise him. As he approached, the child snatched the teacher's mobile phone with lightning speed and didn't even dial the number. He picked up the phone and cried into it. Dad, come and help me! I was sold by my mother?

The funniest humorous joke comment (2) 1, father:? Why are you crying?

Xiaoming:? I lost your beloved canary when I was cleaning the birdcage. ?

Father:? What did you use to clean it?

Xiaoming:? Vacuum cleaner. ?

2. In class, the teacher asked:? Xiao Qiang, you answer, what's the use of cuckoo?

Xiao Qiang jokingly replied:? Cloth can make clothes, grain can be used as food, and birds can lay eggs to eat. ?

Teacher: Mary, why don't you answer this question?

Xiaoming: Because I'm afraid.

Teacher: What are you afraid of?

Xiao Ming: I'm afraid the sugar in my mouth will fall out.

4. teacher:? What is 2 minus 1?

? Is equal to 1, teacher?

? Not bad! So, 10 minus 10?

? I don't know?

? Don't worry. Let me make an analogy. If you have 10 candy in your pocket, but you lose it all at once, what else do you have in your pocket?

Xiao Ming immediately replied:? There's another hole. ?

One morning, when our 8-year-old daughter went to school, I looked at her room to see if she had tidied it up.

? Is your bed ready? I asked.

The daughter replied,? No, dad, I just typed a draft. ?

My daughter pouted when she came home from school. Mother asked who made her angry.

The daughter said:? This world is so unfair! ? The mother didn't understand, and the daughter said: On the way to and from school, children my age carry heavy schoolbags, but aunts who go to work carry light schoolbags! ?

The neighbor shouted angrily. Your three troublemakers climbed up my apple tree. ?

In other words:? Oh, my God, isn't my fourth brother here?

A family of three sat on the sofa watching TV. Father was thirsty, so he asked his three-year-old son to bring a glass of water.

My son climbed down from the sofa. After a while, I came back with a glass of water.

The father took a sip of his glass and praised his son.

Mom asked dad:? He is so short, where can he get water?

Father thought hard for a long time and came to a painful conclusion: there is only a toilet!

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