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Yearning for pastoral life

Whether Yearning is good or not depends on whether the guests are interesting enough. A while ago, the term "eager to be bored" rushed to the hot search, which means that the guests are too boring. Throughout the six seasons, there are still many impressive and lovable guests.

Fifth place: Xu zhēng.

In the first issue of the second season of Yearning, Xu Zheng took Wang Yanhui to the show to promote the movie "Players Behind the Scene". Because of his familiarity, Xu zhēng said to Huang Lei, "You are so hard, why are you still so fat?"

Huang Lei hit back: "Why are you still black and fat now?"

Xu zhēng is also lazy. Unlike Michael Chen, he secretly chose some simple jobs.

But when it comes to work, Xu zhēng is one of the best. King Yan Hui and Pumbaa need to lift the same big stone, but Xu zhēng can lift it alone.

Peng Yuchang can hold the same hollow bricks together once, while Xu zhēng can hold them together with one hand. Everyone praised him for his great strength, but Xu zhēng modestly waved his hand and said, "No, no". I am afraid that I will distribute manual labor in the future.

In addition, He Jiong even staged a shampoo service for Xuzh ng, who has no hair. One dares to wash and the other dares to be washed.

The most classic is that Xu zhēng told a homophonic joke "Mission Impossible 3" in the program. Now all I can think about is their own sound effects.

Xu zhēng has a high nationality, is familiar with He Jiong and Huang Lei, has a sense of humor, has a glib tongue, and can pull out the variety effect by doing anything casually.

Fourth place: Bo Huang.

In the 1 1 issue of Yearning for 2, Bo Huang appeared on the program together with Wang Xun and Yu Hewei to promote the film "Lonely Island". Before people arrived, they played a trick on Huang Lei and others, and invited Sun, Lei and others to the mushroom house in turn, creating the illusion that many people would come to visit.

He also said that the classic lines in the program were that Kojima, Xu Zhimo and Sun all made guest appearances, but the scenes were all cut. Both of them said that he had gone too far. Bo Huang retorted, "Have you come to me to give me money? No, if not, what's wrong with me cutting your lens? " The logic is reasonable, there is no flaw, and it cannot be refuted.

In Desire 4, Bo Huang and Liu Xiaoyi participated in the program together. Although there are not many "famous scenes", Bo Huang gets along naturally, harmoniously and interestingly with everyone. When Huang Lei, Ray and Bo Huang took photos together, it was a wonderful scene.

Third place: Andy.

Yearning has attracted many young artists, and Andy is definitely the most interesting one, especially her interaction with LAY, which is full of dramatic effects! When the program was broadcast that day, it occupied the hot search list!

Andy and ray are the targets of gossip. Who knows that when Yang Zigang arrived at the mushroom house, LAY greeted him generously: "Hello, gossip girlfriend."

Lai is obviously older, but she has to be called "the younger sister". It's interesting that the two pull each other in front of the camera.

Ray drives a tractor to plow the land, while Andy sits and visits. After that, He Jiong and Huang Lei both went back to the mushroom house to cook, and Andy and Lai finished plowing together.

The most dramatic scene was that Andy found that Lai and himself had bumped into pajamas, and they had no choice but to laugh: "This is really unclear." Even a few people, Huang Lei and He Jiong, got in on it and wanted to shoot Ray and Andy together.

Although everyone knows that LAY and Andy are both single and clarified the scandal, the beautiful pictures they get along with also make a large number of netizens shout "I insist on CP, which has nothing to do with them." Young guests like this who can have a wonderful chemical reaction with the resident MC should really be invited more!

Second place: Song Dandan.

Song Dandan is definitely the desired "ace guest". In the first issue of the first season, Song Dandan came with his son Batu. Song Dandan is unequivocal. As soon as he arrived at the mushroom house, he gave a "big gift", revealing his sisters' real names and introducing He Jiong's original name "He Dan".

Later, Song Dandan also presented the classic old song "The Heart is Burning", which was always the "theme song of the soul" until Mao's hard-won "Ordinary Life" appeared.

More dramatically, Huang Lei and Song Dandan suffered from food poisoning and vomiting because they ate immature beans.

It can be said that Song Dandan fired the first shot for "Yearning", letting the audience know that just chatting can be so fun.

In the second season of Yearning, Song Dandan brought Batu again. This time, Song Dandan made a pigtail for everyone.

She also brought "Danish", and even He Jiong called her "so talented".

As long as Song Dandan is present, there is no need to worry about boredom and embarrassment. She can enliven any scene. Director Zhao Baogang said: "I have known a genius all my life, and that is you (Song Dandan)." If we say, in the nomination of guests who want to return to the program of Yearning, Song Dandan definitely ranks first.

First place: Shen Teng.

The fifth season of "Yearning" moved to the dreamlike seaside, but the setting of this program currently broadcast in Shen Teng is actually not interesting, and the program effect is completely supported by Shen Teng's personal ability!

Shen Teng has become a "laughing stock" at present. He doesn't even need to talk. He just needs to go there to make people happy. For example, Shen Teng's own cue guitar playing and singing is actually fake, and he also plays BGM on the stereo, and the laughter is directly filled!

Roasting suckling pig is actually boring, but Shen Teng can shake out a "burden" every few words, which is a sense of humor engraved in his bones.

The most classic "famous scene" is the scene at dinner. Shen Teng said, "Actors shouldn't eat carbohydrate at night", but in fact, he is just fried rice with noodles and eggs, slapping himself and leaving nothing behind.

Shen Teng imitated Xu zhēng's accent and directly made the audience laugh. This clip was also cut on the whole network.

Originally, when the first issue of "Yearning for 5" was broadcast, a large number of viewers were complaining about boredom. Later, when Mary and Shen Teng came, the word-of-mouth rebounded instantly, showing the importance of guests to variety shows.

Compared with reserved young artists, guests with high nationality, strong sense of variety and humorous cells are the first choice. Don't "plug" guests in at will, because missing is a trump card. Otherwise, the word of mouth will be corrupted, and everything will be late.