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Suitable for this age, talk about the simple and caring mood of friends circle and talk about attractive words.
This is my temper. As long as others ignore me, I won't bother you anymore. If you are silent to me, I have to be indifferent to you.
There are only two kinds of people who can't sleep, one is holding a mobile phone in his hand, and the other is having a theater in his head.
4. Don't ask others what they like. Like is better than all truth, but principle is not equal to my pleasure.
Enthusiasm, after all, is very fragile, and it can't be mentioned again after being ignored several times.
6. With the growth of age, people will always become more and more tolerant; So many things have not really been solved in the end; It's about forgetting it
7. I don't know when I started talking to you carefully. I remember I used to be arrogant.
8. I hope someone will understand your silence and guard your childishness carefully.
9. The wrong person will part sooner or later, but the people who love each other will meet again. I'm not afraid that we will be apart for a while. If a beautiful love needs to come back in a big circle, then I can also hug you with a smile and say, look, go for a walk, and in the end you will still be mine.
10. favorite sentence: instead of reducing expenses, it is better to try to increase income. This is the reason to work hard.
1 1. Some scenery can only be liked but not collected, and some people are only suitable for meeting but not for long-term companionship.
12. I envy all the unimportant people around you. They can see you easily. I miss you so much.
13. It is a bumpy road and a never-ending step; Ups and downs are life, not giving up the soul; Life is always exhausting, but you still don't give up; Obviously feel tired, but can't say tired; I often want to sleep, but I have unfinished chores; Because you have responsibilities on your shoulders, you have no regrets; Because there is yearning in my heart, I have been chasing it.
14. Life is like a piano: the white keys are happiness, while the black keys are sadness. However, without black keys's piano, you can't create wonderful music together.
15. Unless something bad happens, you will never see the people around you clearly.
16. Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it. Happiness is probably that the person you like to insist on will never bother you.
? 17. The simplest education is to avoid others' embarrassment properly.
18. Laughing without words is an open mind, and pain without words is a kind of cultivation. I didn't love it in the past, I don't welcome it in the future, and I don't live up to it now. It's too safe. You have to understand that no matter how hot the water is, it will still be cold, no matter how full the enthusiasm is, it will still fade, and the person you love again may leave. So, you should be good and grow up. You don't have time to talk, but you have to get used to it.
19. The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.
20. The best relationship is not to be on call and chat every day, but to send a message, and you will naturally reply when you see it. I won't be suspicious because you didn't reply, and you won't feel sorry for not replying in time. It is enough to trust each other and care about each other.
2 1. Those tossing and turning nights, those nights when I covered my head and cried, and those days when I stumbled but stubbornly insisted on pretending to be proud, they didn't allow me to forget.
22. A person's experience is written in his eyes. My eyes are clear and turbid, but what I have experienced is injury again and again, parting again and again.
23. Don't let your future self hate your present self. I'm trying to be the person I like. It is better to be strong than to pray for a plain life.
24. Try to make money, not because you love money. But in this life, I don't want to be with anyone because of money, and I don't want to leave anyone because of money. If you ask me what to choose between love and bread, I will say: Just give me love and I will buy my own bread.
25. Life is a train to the grave. There will be many stops on the way, and it is difficult to have someone to accompany you to the end. When the person accompanying you wants to get off the bus, be grateful even if you don't give up, and then wave goodbye.
26. Some pressures are always borne by yourself. Saying it becomes a complaint full of negative energy. It is useless to seek comfort, it will only increase the troubles of others. When you walk through difficulties and obstacles alone, you will be grateful to yourself who persevered without saying a word.
It is easy to talk about maturity suitable for this age, and it is easy to talk about encouragement.
1. If someone has been waiting for you for three years or three months, please don't choose to refuse so rashly.
Nine times out of ten, there are only two or three things you can tell others, and the rest you can tell them to fuck off!
You should like yourself, believe in yourself, know what your strengths are, and know what you can do well.
Only love and cough can't hide it.
Some people always quarrel together, and no one is happy. They didn't break up because they didn't meet anyone more suitable.
6. If there is no fate, how can we meet? If it is predestined friends, how can you leave? I really don't want that kind of half fate, what's more, an animal with rich feelings but very fragile can't afford this cruel game.
7. This summer, many people left campus and stepped into the society. When others talk to you in the future, don't talk to each other stupidly.
8. Don't be angry because others can't be what you want, because you can't be what you want yourself.
9. People have no right to ask others for anything. If others don't give it to you, you can't get it. Someone gave it to you. That's his freedom. If you want it, you can only fight for it yourself.
10, I want to be with you, regardless of autumn and winter, regardless of cold and warm. I want to give you the best love, don't go to bed early and don't drink more water.
1 1, tea does not enter Zen, it is a common thing. Zen does not enter the heart, it is all words. Smile at flowers, drink tea and realize enlightenment. The more you drink wine, the more confused you become, and the more you drink tea, the more sober you become. Taste pure and clean tea, an understanding soul and a calm heart.
12, in love, giving is an attitude, not a means. The reward is communication, not task.
13, remember, one rainy day you said you would love me very much, and now it rains again, taking away all our vows.
14, a nostalgic person, always lives like a scavenger, quiet, but full of surging, boundless, or in front of him, or at the end of the world.
15, liking a person begins with being stuck in talent and being loyal to character.
16, there is no need to talk to you all the time. I like you so much anyway. If you finish grinding with indifference, there will be no more.
17, there are a hundred ways to live, and no matter how good other people's stories are, they will never tolerate you. What kind of life you live is up to you.
18, I forgot how many times I said I would give up on you, but I didn't know what I was doing. I will wait and then give up.
19, I want to stop crying, I want to be stubborn and strong, I want to force my tears back, and I find my tears are out of control.
20. Love is a painful and happy poem, which bears loneliness but is willing to sink into it.
2 1. On the contrary, if you feel that something is wrong, you must refuse no matter how indulgent and tempting people around you are.
22. Doubt can kill all seemingly unbreakable feelings.
23, hurt, hurt, and finally know what love means, what it means not to love, and what it means to be together until the end. All prosperity is just a dream. Blow off the vicissitudes of life, break the promise of one place, and it is difficult to fight back yesterday.
24. Time is always a bystander, and all the processes and results need to be borne by yourself.
25. The meaning of hard work is that all the people and things you like will be around you in the days to come.
26. Every sentence I am not afraid of is followed by panic, every sentence I am good is followed by bad, and every sentence I can is followed by crustily skin of head. Life is so hard, I always have to cheer myself up.
27. In the street, a couple quarreled and the woman slapped the man. The man shouted loudly, can you slap me again? The woman slapped again without hesitation. The man paused and took the woman's hand: since you are so obedient, stop arguing and go home.
28. Money is not everything? That's bullshit! What is omnipotent? What is closer to everything than money? This is omnipotent.
29, no one will always be smooth sailing, may you be stronger, and then one day you can smile and say those moments that make you cry.
Please don't walk around in my world. I'm just afraid that if you go in, I don't want you to go out again.
3 1, even if you are angry, you can't help but care about you. This is the person who really loves you.
32. Whether you are bitter or happy, the past will never be mentioned again. Recalling the past will only increase your sadness. When you hide your face and sigh, time has passed and happiness has slipped through your fingers.
33. Waiting is painful, so is forgetting. But what is more painful is not knowing whether to wait or forget.
34. Life is like riding a roller coaster. There are peaks and valleys, indicating that whether it is good or bad now, it is only temporary.
Cheer up, you will be someone else's treasure sooner or later.
36. Don't be easily influenced, and don't be too rational. People can't live too clearly, just know it in their hearts.
37. It was just a scam before, and he deeply hurt all of us.
38. Whoever regards comfort as a flower of happiness can only look at the empty branches and sigh until they blossom and bear fruit.
39. Is life like a dream? Do it and forget it.
40. Love goes deep naturally. If you love deeply, you will be concerned. When you are crazy to the extreme, you will become stupid. It's really distressing that you are alone.
4 1, I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and the rest is up to you.
It's a pity that his tenderness bewitched you and made you think it was love.
43. There are only two choices in life: start over and be the protagonist of your own life; Still stand still and be a supporting role for others.
44. For life, acceptance is the best gentleness, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's disappearance.
45. Just as weight should only gain on favorite foods, love should be wasted on the people you love.
46. This era is really embarrassing. I am not mature enough, and I am not naive enough. I have no ability, only ambition.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
48. Don't be confused, don't fall in love, don't be afraid of the future, don't think about the past, so be safe.
49. Emotionally, I am stingy, jealous and like to think too much, but I can't see that you are good with others. I hope you can remember that.
50. If the world isn't worth it, you are.
5 1, despise yourself 50% of the time every day, and forgive yourself 50%. This is called entanglement.
52. I don't have this talent. I will tolerate you and accept her.
53, you love me, I love you, one heart, two people, love is as simple as that.
54. The most beautiful thing in life is the process, the hardest thing is to know each other, the hardest thing is to wait, the happiest thing is true love, and the most regrettable thing is to miss it.
55. Love is a high fever. You get married when you are stupid, and it burns away. Obsessed people are burning.
Sometimes, drinking is not because you like the taste of wine, but because you like the feeling of being drunk.
57. If all encounters are a kind of fate, then meeting you in the fleeting time is the flower that never fades in my life and the warmth of my spring.
58. Relax your heart, don't complain, don't hate, don't imagine.
59. Life has a long way to go. Don't think there is a shortcut. If there is, your life will be meaningless.
60. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you to the end with your initial heart.
6 1, a person must be lovelorn emotionally at least once, fail in his career once, and make mistakes in his choice once before he can really grow up.
62. Nothing is more exhausting than seeing thoroughly but not letting go.
63. Time forgot to wait for me, or I forgot to follow. As soon as I turn around, it will be a lifetime.
64. Being young is not the reason for you to play, but the capital for your struggle.
65. When you begin to learn to wait for life, you find that you are not waiting for any opportunity or change. You begin to find that the person you are waiting for is yourself, and he begins to come from far away. You begin to learn to know yourself to some extent.
66. Did you find yourself cuter before you were twenty? I will be happy when I eat delicious food, but I will not be sad when I hear it. Then it was different. You are unhappy when you see beautiful scenery, high mountains and flowing water, thousands of books and Wan Li Road.
You know, I have been standing behind you, expecting that one day, you will come back to see me. If one day, you need to pour out your arms and someone to wipe your tears, just look back and you will see me behind you.
68. I'm all thumbs, stupid and procrastinating. Fortunately, I like you, but this stupid thing is very beautiful.
69. You don't cherish the leaflets because they are handed to you, but because you don't need them at all.
70. The farthest journey is from one's body to another's heart, and from one's heart to another's.
7 1, many people regard sacrifice as a way to love someone, as if the more sacrifices they make, the more they love, but I don't think it's like this to love someone. Love a person, not by what he sacrificed for you, but by what he got for loving you. What he got was your love.
72. This is not easy for each of us. We all have hard roads and unspeakable sufferings. No one can always be smooth sailing, and there are too many emotions to be digested by ourselves.
73. Hope and disappointment torment people, but hope torments people for longer.
74. Good girl, don't talk if you can carry it yourself. Your affectation and bitterness are not beautiful. Even if you are willful, sensitive and picky, he still tells you to be yourself and I will love you. This is the best love.
75. Time can deceive people most, but it can also make you understand that nothing in this world can't be lost. Try to cherish what you left behind, and it doesn't matter what you can't get.
76. Instead of dwelling on the past and worrying about the future, it is better to grasp the present. The past is a dream, the future is a shadow, and now is the real life.
77. It is good for a person to come from the heart, and what he gets is a lifelong lesson. Let it go, and really let it go this time.
78. At that time, you said together, but now you say so much.
79. A woman can have no figure and no face, but she can never have no eyes.
80. Disappointing things have never disappointed me, but they have seriously disappointed me every time.
8 1. One thing, whether too late or too early, will not stop you from becoming what you want to be. There is no time limit for this process. You can start at any time if you like.
82. If we can avoid violent ecstasy, there will naturally be no sadness.
83. Tell myself proudly that I don't love anyone and I'm used to being lonely.
84. Love is like turning over a book and inadvertently missing it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.
85. Persistence is a burden, and giving up is a relief. No one is perfect, happiness is not 100%, you can't have so much, why ask for so much. I am also afraid that time will tell the truth, and my persistence will turn into a joke.
86. You should first learn how to please everyone, and then slowly learn how not to please everyone; Learn to question what others say first, and then slowly learn to believe what others say; Learn how to get it first, and then learn how to put it down.
87. There is a saying in mathematics that if the process is wrong, the result must be wrong.
88. One day, I will take you home and have a baby, so that I will always be happy.
89. Go your own way, go your own way, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.
90. If a person is unavailable, it is because he doesn't want to be available. If a person can't leave, it's because he doesn't want to leave. If a person has too many excuses for you, it is because he doesn't want to care.
9 1, sometimes we don't think too much, just follow our own ideas. When we are upset, remember three words: forget it, it doesn't matter, it will pass.
Suitable for friends to run together, talk about running and talk about friends' feelings.
Running every day is like a lifesaver for me. No matter how busy you are, you can't leave, or don't run away. If I stop running when I'm busy, I'll never run.
3. Study hard, keep reading and running every day, go to bed before 1 1:30 at night, and keep doing skin care.
I've been competing with running recently. It's not far, but it's the longest running record I've ever adhered to.
Don't let yourself eat so much every day, plus a month of running and walking, you will be hungry for a long time.
6. Keep reading every night, take a walk or run every morning to cheer yourself up and enrich your life every day.
7. Keep running if you don't want to become a boat-fruited Sterculia.
8. Insist on getting up early before six o'clock and running for the fifth day. Persistence is always a persistent problem. Get up early and have more perseverance, and you will last longer. Keep on cheering.
9. After jogging for 30 minutes, I was sweating all over. But I feel very comfortable. This is my 54th day of running!
10. Today, I began to record my exercise every night. It's hard to imagine that I have been running for two months! Will continue to insist!
1 1. It's really great to keep running. Only one thing, my health is improving. The point is that I have more patience in reading than before.
12. Real warriors will persist in running the day!
13. Treadmill is passive running, and outdoor running is active running. In the case of bad outdoor weather, the treadmill, as a supplement to outdoor running, can keep you running.
14. I am in a good mood today. Don't ask why, it's just too emotional. At present, what we can insist on is running 1.7 km every day.
15. My husband took the children out to play. These two days, he insisted on getting up early and running. If you get a tan, you will get a tan. Health is beauty.
16. Lose weight and tie your hair. Keep running and exercising, and you will become better and better yourself. Let's go
17. Run 20,000 steps every day, eat more fruits, drink more water, read more books, and then start a hunger strike.
18. The only thing that can persist in self-discipline is running. Exercise should be exciting. If you want to stick to one thing, start with running, because the others are too difficult!
19. Keep running for four days, be lazy for one day, eat enough every day, and keep your weight unchanged.
20. Running in dog days is definitely true love for running.
2 1. Three expectations: don't drink milk tea, keep running and try to put it in your head.
22. Today, I insist on running for an hour every morning to exercise. Only when I am healthy can I enjoy life. Today, I am positive and believe that everything can be solved!
It's very hot today, but many people still insist on running and exercising. I can't be lazy, running home is transparent.
24. I don't know how many days I ran and exercised, and finally I almost collapsed in the high temperature of 35!
25. Stick to punching in and running on weekends and enjoy the world that others can't reach.
26. Go to bed early and get up early, work hard, have breakfast, keep running and put your expectations on yourself.
27. Swear not to be a greasy office worker who sits on the computer every day, starting with running every day.
28. insist on running for the second week, still 3 kilometers, half running and half walking.
29. Keep running for the tenth day. No panting on the first day of running, no crustily skin of head to keep running. I want to give up running without the original.
20 19 friends circle is simple and sincere, and many people like it.
1. When you decide to let go, you won't lose anything. The only thing you will lose is the trouble you couldn't let go of before.
2, people who love to be sensational are eager for a sense of existence, and deliberately say irony to get your attention. You know, those awkward and disobedient are unspeakable.
3, there is no power to move forward, there is no room for retreat, and you are not willing to stand still. This is the so-called anxiety.
4. Laughing without words is an open mind, and pain without words is a practice. I didn't love it in the past, I don't welcome it in the future, and I don't live up to it now. It's too safe. You have to understand that no matter how hot the water is, it will still be cold, no matter how full the enthusiasm is, it will still fade, and the person you love again may leave. So, you should be good and grow up. You don't have time to talk, but you have to get used to it.
5. The influence of people is short and weak, while the influence of books is extensive and far-reaching.
6. You always feel that you can't let go of one person. Not necessarily love, just persistence and memory.
7, more people, simple life is not easy, complex life is very simple.
8. The bird standing on the tree is never afraid of the branches breaking, because it trusts its wings instead of books.
9. We always pay attention to what we have missed, but not how much we have.
10, wishful feelings, just like multiplication, the other party is zero, no matter how hard you try, the result is zero.
1 1. The simplest education is to avoid others' embarrassment appropriately.
12, time will leave the best people to you at last. After all, love is a gust of wind, and love is an endless stream of water.
13, I am an affectionate and fickle person. When I was with someone, even if something better appeared, I didn't change my mind. The fickle thing is that no matter who leaves me, as long as I accept the reality, I will stop thinking completely. I've never had an idea in my mind that it's best not to get it. I can get the best.
14. When you are sad, eat a candy and tell yourself that life is sweet.
15, the sign of maturity is that when it is time to use your brain, you are no longer emotional.
16, you took away my ability to love others.
There are two most touching places in the station: an entrance and an exit. One is not to let you go, the other is to wait for you to come back.
18, the road you walked will be remembered by your feet, and the people you loved will be remembered by your heart.
19, busy doesn't mean meaningful. Life is nothing, but it also gives us the freedom to reflect and gain meaning.
20. Life is a train to the grave. There will be many stops on the way, and it is difficult for someone to accompany you from beginning to end. When the person accompanying you wants to get off the bus, even if you don't give up, you should be grateful and wave goodbye.
2 1, do things when awake, read books when confused, sleep when angry, and think when alone; Be a happy person, study, travel, work hard, care about your body and mood, and do your best.
22. Without action, the so-called dream is just an illusion. Only action is the best response to a mediocre life. Come on!
23. Why should people work hard all their lives? There is a very touching answer: because the most painful thing is not failure, but that I could have. Yang Xiwen
24. Try to quit all unnecessary dependence and blx.
25. No matter love or friendship, the ultimate goal is not to return to China. Understanding and tacit understanding is to find someone who can talk while walking, no matter when, no matter what mood.
26. If you miss the sound, I'm afraid you are already deafening.
27. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest; The company in the ordinary is the most reassuring; People who know you are the warmest.
28, in fact, it is very simple, nothing else, just hope that you and I are both good.
The truth is that I didn't wake up. No matter how you cry and make noise, you just can't wake up from that dream. That is the reality.
30. Liveliness is only a temporary consumable, but it is all the loneliness that supports your life.
3 1, I want love to be spoiled or eccentric, first choice and exception. Only these can make me feel true love.
32, but I still like to lie to myself, don't want to wake up, in the end, just cause sadness.
33. People are sometimes so strange that they don't say anything when they are deeply wronged, but cry when they hear comfort.
The person I want to see most is also the person I can't disturb the most.
35. Try to make money, not because you love money. But in this life, I don't want to be with anyone because of money, and I don't want to leave anyone because of money. If you ask me what to choose between love and bread, I will say: Just give me love and I will buy my own bread.
36. Some pressures have to be overcome by yourself. Saying it becomes a complaint full of negative energy. It is useless to seek comfort, and it also increases the troubles of others. When you walk through difficulties and obstacles alone, you will definitely appreciate yourself who persists without saying a word.
37, a person's experience, all written in the eyes, my eyes from clear to heavy turbidity, but experienced repeated injuries and parting again and again.
38. Past feelings have all turned into wine, and I won't worry about getting drunk.
The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.
40. The most embarrassing thing in this world is not that he doesn't love you, but that he says he loves you very much and finally gives you up easily.
4 1, years are always young. As you get older, you will find that childlike innocence is something to be proud of.
42. Women take a step back and men take two steps back. A person who knows how to love would rather play the loser than defeat his lover. Hit her, or hit him. What do you want? True love should know how to make concessions.
43. A person's best state is that his eyes are full of stories, but his face is not weathered. Don't envy anyone, don't laugh at anyone.
44. Being hated is painless, but people who hate others will eventually be black and blue, so never hate others.
45. May you be born clumsy, learn not to pretend, be clear about your love and hate, and be honest all your life.
46. No matter yesterday, today and tomorrow, it is a wonderful day to be suddenly enlightened.
47. Those tossing and turning nights, those nights when I covered my head and cried, those days when I stumbled but still stubbornly persisted and pretended to be proud, they didn't allow me to forget.
48. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you have insomnia.
49. Give each trouble a period of time and try your best to solve it within a limited time. Please give yourself the rest of the time.
50. Don't let your future self hate your present self. I'm trying to be the person I like. It is better to be strong than to pray for a plain life.
5 1, the longer you get married, the more important it is to be mentally fit.
In fact, you don't have to be so cold, and I don't want to be entangled.
53. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more. I didn't know many things until I worked hard. I insisted on coming.
54. I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you. I really want to see you and hug you tightly.
55. Respect the present, be kind to yourself, forget the past and forget the future.
56. Smile can solve many problems, and silence can avoid many problems.
When I stand in front of you at the end of the day, you will see my scars and know that I have been injured and healed.
You can be a kind person, but you don't have to be kind to unnecessary people. Remember one sentence: it is a truth that everyone knows that people change their minds.
59, whose life is not a thorn, when you fall, when you are sad, when you taste tears, please don't give up easily, because you will never be disappointed without persistence. Please believe that your persistence will eventually be beautiful; If you are right, you don't need to lose your temper; If you are wrong, you have no right to lose your temper.
60. One day, someone will come into your life and let you know why you have no result with others.
6 1, the best relationship is not on call, chatting every day, but I sent a message, and you will reply naturally when you see it. I won't doubt because you didn't reply, and you won't regret because you didn't reply in time. It is enough to trust each other and care about each other.
Forgiving someone is simple, but trusting them again is quite another matter.
63. May you still love life when you wake up every day, be willing to embrace the world, know what you want, work hard for it, be tough and gentle.
64. It is a kind of maturity to know that you can't have so many rights at once.
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