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How to reply to a girl when she says she has a stomachache?
Where do you respond when your girlfriend says she has a stomachache? I'll pick you up, rub your belly, and tell you a joke.
1. Where are you? I'll pick you up.
When a girl comes to visit her aunt, she really wants her boyfriend to accompany her. At this time, she needs a sense of security. If a boy is having sex at this time, he should come over and accompany his girlfriend. It will increase the relationship between you. She will feel that she is very important in your heart, she will be very touched, and she will feel like she has been with you all her life.
2. Let me rub your belly.
When a girl comes to visit, her stomach feels very uncomfortable and she doesn’t want to move. If a boy is around a girl, he shouldn’t play games all the time. He can spend time with his girlfriend and rub her belly. He will be very happy. Moreover, the temperature of boys' hands is very high, which can also relieve girls' stomachache. Such a boy is very warm, and girls will also find you very handsome like this.
3. Then let me tell you a joke.
It feels very uncomfortable when you have a stomachache, and you feel unhappy and lack of energy. At this time, boys can tell jokes to make their girlfriends happy. She will forget the pain, and girls like you very much, so you can easily make her happy, as long as you are willing to do it.
How to comfort your girlfriend when she says she has a stomachache
1. Share with her the same experience you had before
In fact, this method is to cause the girl to moan and make the girl Know that you understand the pain she is suffering right now and understand her mood. When you are not feeling well, you will always feel depressed for no reason. If you can talk to her more and help her relieve her emotional anxiety, your girlfriend will feel comforted. No matter how uncomfortable she is at this time, she will not be dissatisfied with you.
2. Come on, let me cover it for you
If you are with your girlfriend and your girlfriend says she has a stomachache, you can say: "Come on, let me cover it for you." "There's no need to say anything more. In fact, when a girl tells you she has a stomachache, she's not looking for a solution, but complaining to you. If you can answer the question, answer it. If you can't, use actions to show that you're very concerned. It's okay to feel sorry for her. After all, physical pain can only be relieved by the body.
3. Is it serious? How about I take you to see a doctor?
Stomach pain cannot be solved by love. It can only be relieved by medicine. If your girlfriend is really The pain is severe and you don't know what to do to comfort her, then take her directly to the hospital, which may quickly relieve her physical discomfort.
4. Bringing her a cup of hot water is much more powerful than telling her to drink more hot water. And a girl won’t feel that you are perfunctory with her. This is a unique treatment method for us Chinese. Every Chinese believes in the power of hot water. Even if your girlfriend doesn’t want to drink it, she will take the initiative to bring it to you. I'll take a few sips.
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