Funny sentences of figurative sentences before the exam

1. Xiaoming went home trembling: "Dad, I only got 60 points in the exam today." Dad is very angry: "Don't call me dad next time you fail the exam!" " "Three weeks later, Xiao Ming came back from the exam. Dad asked, "How was the exam? Xiao Ming looked helpless: "Sorry, brother. "

2. Every time the teacher says, "Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform." I really want to put myself on the podium. . . . .

3. The whole semester was abandoned, and my heart was broken before the exam. I didn't sleep for a week. Before the exam, I was lying on my back. As soon as I entered the examination room, I collapsed, crying with my papers in my arms, unable to take the exam, and nothing.

4. It is obviously a pad-sized exam, but the daily exam has a wide range and students need to review it at night. Even so, there are some side leaks. . . . . .

5. A netizen took IELTS and oral English. When she got the oral presentation, she said "my day". As a result, the examiner knew some Chinese and asked her what she meant. She solemnly said that "day" means to inspire yourself with the help of the sun.

6. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing. Some people are still knitting scarves.

7. The wind blows in the clouds, and the brave blows in the clouds! The exam must be cancelled at any time! No, it's not canceled. Think about it, you are at home, on the train, following your classmates, eating hot pot and singing, and suddenly your classmates tell you that you have failed. . . . . . Therefore, the day without exams is a good day! !

8. Examination is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to take a seat, not to take a seat, and even to sleep. He stayed in the blood and rolled back and forth. Regret the pain of not reviewing, hate the pain of not reviewing, and want to study. . . . .

9. I'm not happy when I start reviewing. If you are unhappy, don't review. If I don't review, I will be very happy. The happy day will pass.

10. I read it in the morning and forgot it in the afternoon. I saw it in the afternoon and forgot it at night. After reading one door, I forgot one. After reading one door, there is another.

1 1. Look at the cell, I'm apoptosis. Look at the blood. I don't circulate. Looking at breathing, the lungs stopped rising. Look at digestion. I have too much stomach acid. Looking at the energy, I collapsed. Watching Excretion made my urine collapse. Look, the feeling makes me numb. Watching "Nerve" is driving me crazy. Look at endocrine, I'm out of balance. Oh, my god Candidates are difficult to manage.

12. Look at one question and take another test. This is fate. Getting a question right is luck. Horizontal approval: it is useless to do more; It is efficient to read a book every day. Pass one exam after another, strength. Horizontal approval: sudden success.

13. In fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, everything that can be tested is terrible. The terrible thing is the college exam, which is only one week, all the things you can't get.

14. There is an examination scope called "All books should be tested"; There is an emphasis called "what I say is the point". My heart sank after hearing the first sentence, and my eyes filled with tears after hearing the second sentence. Those teachers who didn't pay attention to exams were heartbroken in their last lives. When Xifeng met such a teacher, she married at once.

15. There is a fill-in-the-blank question, a multiple-choice question, a calculation question, an application question, a proof question and a failure question.

16. A month ago, I asked Fozu what to do with the final exam. Buddha gave me four words: everything depends on human effort. Half a month ago, I asked the Buddha again, and the Buddha gave me four words: Everything comes with fate. When I asked the Buddha today, the Buddha silently said: Participation is the most important thing.

17. there is a kind of question called: this knowledge point, I may take multiple-choice questions, noun explanations, short-answer questions and essay questions. Spray blood directly. Macro. . . . . .

18. The exam is over. I wish I were Chu Xu, giving a question twice the score. I wish I were Lu Bu, and I would score once if I made two mistakes. I wish I were Guo Jia. If I miss a question, give me two answers. I wish I were Sima Yi. I said I was right about this question. I wish I were Xiao Qiao, and the wrong deduction was someone else's score; I wish I were Zhuge Liang. I know the exam questions in advance. If you don't review, you will deduct my points!

19. Ten percent of the key points are in your hands, and ninety percent of the examination questions are in the college building.

Engel Orff Erdenii

How much do you know about exams?

The classroom scored again last night.

The result was unbearable.

In the middle of last month, I still had a lingering fear. Just changing the subject.

Asking when I can graduate is like a stagnant pool.

This poem is not to my liking, and the exam is not fun. It's better to play games when doing problems: I was excited about surfing the Internet last night, lost my way, lost my way, strayed into the depths of garbage, started countless flies, vomited and vomited, had too many fantasies in class, hated being covered with gauze, and almost died.

The boy had no talent, so I forced him to come up, handed in a blank sheet of paper, and the duck eggs rolled down.

The test paper will turn red as soon as it appears, so you can argue when you go home.

As soon as you take off your clothes, the wound will appear and you will be beaten several times.

flunk the exam

Today last year, this man was sitting here,

Books touch each other.

People don't know where to go,

These books are still on the table.

Water tunes the song.

When will the exam end? I asked the teacher tearfully. I wonder what the teacher thinks. I take the exam several times a week. Mathematics, physics, literature and history, headless return, there should be no hate, what hurts my heart? People have their joys and sorrows, and they also have their merits. This matter has existed since ancient times. I hope you will be excellent for a long time and never stop.

When is the exam tomorrow? Ask the teacher by phone. I don't know who will invigilate. Is it strict? I want to have a peek, but I'm afraid the teacher will find out. It's not easy in my heart. The teacher hinted at me, why be narrow-minded.

I am constantly disappointed and hopeful, and I share it with you very painfully. Now I am standing in the examination room, but I am inevitably flustered.

Examination room scenery, thousands of miles of paper floating, Wan Li eye corner. Looking inside and outside the classroom, the scenery is very good, whispering and gesturing to each other, trying to compete with the examiner; If you need to come tomorrow, look at the exam results and congratulate each other.

Cherish stereotyped writing and shake your head. Rote memorization is very distressing. A generation of pride, pride of the times, cheating in exams. The past is the past. Count the romantic masters and look at the present.

If the score is not high, it is good to pass. People are not diligent, and money is the spirit. I am the only one who failed the exam. Tears are on my cheeks and corners of my mouth. I never joke and have no habit of going back and forth.

politics

I didn't recite the political text well, so discuss it with my deskmate.

The fifth society is too complicated and its thoughts are chaotic.

Chinese

The Chinese test paper arrived, and Duke Zhou urged me to leave quickly.

I said Duke Zhou, don't worry, let me take a few more questions.

physics

Physics is a difficult problem. Look around and play with pens.

Suddenly I saw a paper ball flying. It turned out to be the monitor's support.

mathematics

Not long after the papers were handed out, my best friend was caught cheating.

Geometry examination questions are difficult and tearful.

chemistry

Chemical elements are difficult to recite. Look through the books under the table.

Accidentally, the book fell to the ground and went to the guidance office to register.

foreign language

Foreign languages are not my strong point, but fortunately I have this ability around me.

I chose the wrong answer only because my eyes were not keen.

history

Historical names are too difficult to remember. Write Faraday with a brush.

Look back. Change it to Dalton immediately if there is any problem.

result

The teacher came to the podium with a test paper, and we were waiting to be beaten.

I was so angry that I didn't speak for a long time.

My heart was cold when I handed out the paper. When I am nervous, I forget all the words. This is deja vu, but I don't know what I mean. Listening to the radio, watching and watching, tears flow thousands of lines. I saw my classmates as soon as I left the examination room.