The Four Great Talents of CCTV

First place: Zhu Guangquan - "The leader in the Rapper world"

(In no particular order, purely the editor's personal preference. Fans of CCTV Boys, please don't Angry)

In the editor's impression, CCTV news anchors are all serious, professional and serious, sitting inside the studio with a serious presence, as serious as a workplace interviewer.

However, this uncle from the Communication University of China ("Rhyme Maniac" - Zhu Guangquan) turned a serious news program into a large-scale cross talk live broadcast.

That’s right, it’s us, known as the strongest “rapper” on the planet.

Come, come, come and see Zhu Shen seriously making jokes about the weather:

Jokes 1:

If I give you some sunshine, you will Sweating, then you can go out in this weather and you will be flooded, and there will be sunken fish and falling geese to accompany you in this mortal world. There is a cage above and charcoal below. If you don’t need a pot cover, you will be Shaomai. If you don’t need to leave the dough, you will be an egg yolk pie. No need to cut it. Cut it, slice it, fold it, and chop the stuffing. The salted egg is in your sweat, and you are a walking traditional dish. It’s crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. It’s just like a takeaway, but the taste is a bit strange. Reminder Everyone: Be careful of heatstroke, cool down and protect yourself from the sun.

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What? Not enough, okay, here’s another paragraph:

Quote 2:

“The white area in the picture is not not cold, but it’s cold enough”

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If you are in a warm bed, then

Every place other than the bed is Far away

Places beyond the reach of hands are all foreign lands

Going to the toilet is a business trip to a distant frontier"

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Snowflakes have already started to fall in Kunming.

What do you think of some northern cities where it never snows? ,

How can we say hello to other cities north of the Huaihe River?"

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is really serious and funny! ! !

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Dear audience friends:

We will not have a holiday until the earth explodes

We will not have a rest until the universe restarts

In the wind and rain, in the festival

We are all here waiting for you

There are no four seasons, only two seasons

You see During the peak season, if you change the channel, it will be the off-season."

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And every time When he was performing stand-up rap wantonly, many caring netizens felt sorry for the sign language teacher who was on the verge of being driven crazy and worked hard to cooperate with his "performance".

There were even reporters who specially interviewed Zhu. After praising Uncle Zhu's humor, the sign language teacher said with a smile: "I really want to slap him to death" after getting off the studio.

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Wen Jing: 30% depends on mood, 70% depends on cooking

Zhu Guangquan: I thought 30% depends on express delivery, 70% depends on shopping

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Wen Jing: Then do you want to know which one impressed me the most?

Zhu Guangquan: Me? If you don’t want to know, then read below.

I can say that what I watch on TV every day is not news, but waiting to hear Zhu Guangquan’s stand-up comedy.

It’s nothing to make fun of colleagues, even the boss. Teasing.

Kang Hui, the direct leader of Uncle Zhu and the chief editor of the newsroom, posted a hot search on Vlog, and Uncle Zhu came to help:

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Netizens came out one after another Help Uncle Zhu sweat~

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Uncle Zhu, you How can I endure it? The leader also teased me. Are we ready for "if the earth doesn't explode, we won't take a vacation"~~

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Then, Director Kang said: Forget it, let's help settle the "account" of the sign language teacher.

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Kang Hui - the dark horse in the vlog world

< p>In the host competition, many people were impressed by Kanghui's news reserves. It was simply a "walking news library" and they made comments immediately after opening their mouths.

Seeing Grandma Long Decheng of Shibadong Village, he paid attention to the influence of targeted poverty alleviation; seeing Ayi Bubu, an electrician from Daliangshan, he extended his understanding of the benefits of a decisive victory in building a moderately prosperous society in all respects; seeing Li Anfu, a veteran who kissed the national flag, blurted out: 1.4 billion people are the flag bearers of the five-star red flag...

But what we are going to uncover today is the other side of Director Kang:

During the Spring Festival of 2019, Zhu Guangquan started to “dig holes” for Kang Hui because a set of emoticon packs were trending. He said that it was the first time that he knew that unattractive people could also make emoticons, and posted a picture of Kang Hui's iconic goldfish mouth expression so that everyone could use Kang Hui to make emoticons in the Year of the Rat.

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Two days later, Zhu Guangquan, who is "not afraid of death" Cue Kang Hui again on Weibo, and at the same time show Kang Hui's cute expression on Douyin

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He had no choice but to take out his trump card and directly reveal that as the deputy director of the broadcast department of the CCTV News Center, he was the one who assigned Zhu Guangquan. As a result, netizens also coaxed Kang Hui to fill Zhu Guangquan's class schedule, preferably the kind that "until the universe explodes, Zhu Guangquan will not take a holiday."

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So far, Uncle Zhu has successfully mastered the art of joking. Director Kang, Director Kang is getting further and further away from "Serious Face"~~

vlog The Little Prince

"Hi, everyone, this is my first vlog, This is China Central Radio and Television, my unit, I came to work today..."

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Kang Hui's first vlog became an instant hit. He was about to leave for a visit to Greece with the leader. Like other vloggers, he turned on the camera and began to record himself before his "travel trip" preparation work. In the vlog, Kang Hui changed his serious face as a news host and became very down-to-earth. Some netizens even said he was cute.

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In a previous program, Kang Hui said that CCTV had mispronounced it. Each word carries a fine of two hundred yuan, so this time netizens pointed out the mistake mercilessly: "vlog" was pronounced wrong!

Immediately, in the second vlog, Kang Hui responded with a desperate look on his face: "Is the pronunciation correct this time?"

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After the entire trip, in the face of constant urging from netizens, the diligent and productive Kang Hui updated 6 vlogs one after another. Every episode is full of interesting things, and we get to know Brother Kang, who is cute, playful, and free of himself.

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The strongest God-defying

Since July, Kang Hui’s jokes in "News Network" and "Anchor Talk Network" have been frequently searched, from criticizing the United States to reminding Cathay Pacific to "no zuo no die", from "stay with me to the end" to "order From being a "shit stirrer" to ridiculing "the mentality of resenting women", he changed from a tall "national face" to a jokester in an instant, and together with his friends, he successfully turned "Xinwen Lianbo" into a TV series "The drama of serving rice".

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In this way, you can have an attitude in life without losing warmth, and be clear about right and wrong. The serious and playful Kang Hui in front of us made the editors unable to stop watching.

Director Kang has even applied the "Huang Xiaoming philosophy" of "I don't want you to feel good, I want me to feel good" to the extreme. It made the audience laugh and gained countless fans from Xinwen Network.

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Another big reason for Director Kang's title of "The King of Confronters" is because of the "heart arsonist" Sa Beining.

In the host competition, Sa Beining ridiculed Kang Hui as the contemporary "master of quarrels". Kang Hui, with a straight face and full fire, directly pointed out: the pronunciation was wrong, "怼" should be pronounced four times, and If it’s not three times, you’ll have to deduct another 200 yuan.

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When Sa Beining brazenly claimed that he was "the most beautiful person in the world" ", Kang Hui lightly replied with the word "mobile phone beauty"

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Director Kang, a generation-defying god, truly deserves his title. Regarding his sudden popularity, Kang Hui also expressed deep surprise: "I really didn't expect that one day, "Xinwen Lianbo" and myself could become 'Internet celebrities'. But I like such 'Internet celebrities' and I am willing to Go on now."

Sa Beining - a veteran who was delayed by hosting

A story about being forced to drift to Beijing (recommended to Peking University) from "Talk Show Conference" , Sashen really refreshed netizens’ perceptions.

In "The Unexpected Challenge", Xiao Sa was being funny while seriously "feeding chicken soup" to the audience. In Sun Yang's episode, Xiao Sa playfully drew "eight-pack abs" on himself by the swimming pool.

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The performance in the variety show "Celebrity Detective" is even more impressive It's amazing. In the show, he often uses some of his "golden words" to ask the top "veteran drivers" and is frequently on the hot search list.

One issue asked the guests: "Have you ever applauded for love?"

Sasa, if you don't control it, the speed of the "old driver" has already reached 180 kilometers. .

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I can't believe that this part of "Shashen" actually passed the review.

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I am used to seeing the serious Mr. Sa, but I haven't changed from The free-spirited Sa Shen panicked, and when he was told that he was driving a small car to do dirty things, Wang Lei was so confused. How did he achieve the seamless switch?

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The youngest - Nigmaiti

Because Nigmaiti was wearing pants that exposed his ankles, Sa Beining was the first to ask him if his biggest dream now was to afford a pair of socks. Nigmaiti did not show any weakness and replied directly: My biggest dream now is to buy a pair of long pants. There is nothing I can do about my long legs.

As you all know, Sashen’s official height is 172cm. I heard that people whose height hovers around the edge of an integer will add 2 centimeters to their height. Of course, I didn't say that Sashen had the same operation. However, Sashen's booster pad is often ridiculed by celebrities.