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What's wrong with Japanese cars except that they are thin and unsafe? Besides the poor interior, what's wrong with German cars?

I saw an article about the comparison between Carola and Bora on the Internet for the landlord's reference only:

1, about vehicle configuration

Frankly speaking, the comfort configuration of Japanese cars is really good, but I think the car is a machine, and its core value lies in the machine itself. That is to say, a good car is first viewed from the perspective of "car", and there are not so many comfort configurations. A Li Xia can be equipped with DVD, navigation and massage seats. . . . . . But someone bought it. From a mechanical point of view, the quality of the German system should be uncontroversial. I don't object to comfortable configuration, but it should be based on the excellent machinery itself. Look at Corolla's rear suspension and you will know how unkind the Japanese are.

2. Relevant steel plates

There are always some experts who say that thin steel plate is not the decisive factor of safety, but who can say that it has no effect on safety at all? Toyota has an energy absorption zone and a collapse zone, but German cars don't? Jokes, those are mature and common practices in the automobile industry. Do you prefer thick steel plate or thin steel plate under the same conditions?

3. About the internal quality of the car

I hit a car with a Nissan and found that the bumper was plastic and covered with foam and sweat. . . . . . The Bora at home ran away1.2000. Washing it is like washing a new car. Look at Carola and Ling Shuai of the same generation. Forget it, it looks like it will be scrapped. . . . .

[4, about the appearance of the car.

I don't deny that Japanese cars are fashionable and avant-garde, but they lack cultural background. It won't be long before they get tired of aesthetics. It is said that German cars are rigid in design, but beautiful and classic in model. This is also the reason why the replacement time of Japanese cars is short. The Japanese have grasped the mentality of consumers to some extent, but they have not mastered the essence of making cars. . . . . . Buying a car is like finding a wife. Do you want to find a person as beautiful as flowers and jade without connotation, or a person who can bear looking, work hard and live? . . . . .

5. About fuel consumption

The main reason why Japanese cars save fuel is the low body weight, not the good engine technology.

6. Some technical data.

For example, Corolla 1.8 and Bora 1.8, 0- 100 km Corolla have faster acceleration, so many people say that Corolla has better acceleration, but they don't notice that Bora has much faster acceleration than Corolla 100- 140 km Corolla. Think about whether overtaking at high speed or in a loop is the advantage of the latter. No one will overtake from a standstill. . . . . . .