Dirty jokes about ghosts.

Red Ribbon

It was midnight and a doctor was preparing to go home after performing an emergency. When I walked to the elevator door, I saw a female nurse, and they took the elevator downstairs together, but the elevator didn't stop until it reached the first floor and kept going down. When they arrived at B3, the door opened, the elevator door opened, and a little girl appeared in front of them, lowering her head and saying she wanted to take the elevator. Upon seeing this, the doctor hurriedly closed the elevator door, and the nurse asked strangely why she was not allowed to come up. "The doctor said that B3 is the morgue of our hospital. The hospital tied a red ribbon to the right hand of each corpse. Her right hand, his right hand had a red ribbon..." The nurse listened and gradually stretched out her right hand. He smiled sinisterly and asked, "Is it... such a red rope?"

3. We are a family

Last year, it was a rainy night. I stopped a car on the national highway to go back to Chongqing. Looking back now, it must have been a very broken car. The old-fashioned bus was very empty. There was a girl sitting in the last row of the bus. There was an empty seat next to her. I walked over and asked her if I could sit in this seat. "She nodded with a smile. She was beautiful, so beautiful that it was a bit surprising. She was wearing a plain long skirt. Out of a man's nature, I started chatting with her. I chatted with her. Some of my past stories. She listened with great concentration, and she still had some feelings when talking about the depth of love. Then her chatterbox also opened up. She said that I am 22 years old and I had a hard time when I was a child. On my fifth birthday, my father Suddenly he walked up to me and told me that my mother would leave us tomorrow and told me not to be sad. I was still young at the time and didn't care. When I woke up the next morning, I heard the sad news that my mother had passed away. I looked at my father with a kind of surprise, and he just smiled bitterly at me. A few years later, my father, my brother, and I, on my tenth birthday, my father told me with tears in his eyes at night. My brother is also leaving us." I asked my brother where he was going? "My father said: Brother, go to my mother." I didn't care at that time. The next day, my brother passed away inexplicably. I felt scared and went to find my father. My father looked at me with an indifferent look and said nothing. In the next few years, I lived a good life, but in my life On my fifteenth birthday, in the morning my father had arranged everything at home and he celebrated my birthday. In the evening he suddenly told me that my father would also leave you tomorrow, and you should live a good life in the future. "He handed a letter into my hand and told me that when you open the letter on your 20th birthday, you will have the answer to everything." I was very scared. I was afraid that everything my father said was true. The next day my father really left me, and they found his body by the river.

As she spoke, she choked up. She continued to say that I was living alone, and after another three years, A Gang came into my life, and I loved him very much. , we lived together, and another year passed like this. Suddenly one day A Gang disappeared. I searched everywhere and couldn't find him. My heart broke. Finally, when I was twenty years old, on the night of my birthday, I opened the letter my father left for me. The letter was written like this: Lian'er, I know you have been suffering in the past few years, but when you are 18, you will know A man, but he will leave you after a year. You don’t have to look for him because you can’t find him at all. Our family can be reunited tomorrow. When I heard this, I shivered all over. I asked her again, how old are you this year? "She told me that I was 22 years old, and now my family is very good to me." Suddenly I broke out in a cold sweat, and then I noticed why no one had come to me to buy tickets yet. I looked around and found that the people around me With no expression on my face, I tried to look out the window. The rain was falling heavily, blurring my vision. I asked the driver loudly where the car was. "The driver didn't answer. He didn't seem to feel my presence. I suddenly turned my head to look for the girl. She was no longer there. I looked around again and found that she had sat on the other side of me.

< p>The driver stopped! ! !" I shouted, and the car stopped. I jumped out and fell heavily into the puddle. I suddenly lost consciousness. Gone with the wind.

The next day, a car passed by the roadside and spotted me. I woke up and grabbed a person next to me and asked me if I was still alive. "They looked at me with incomprehensible eyes...