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The Monkey King can't beat Prince Nezha. Why?
First, Nezha is a lotus root remoulding the flesh, and the Monkey King is a stone monkey made in heaven. He was born better than the third prince.
Second, Nezha studied under the real Taiyi, who was a disciple of the Buddha at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty. The Buddha at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty and the Tathagata were of the same rank. the Monkey King studied under Bodhi, and his ability was higher or lower than that of the Buddha. Naturally, he was more capable than Taiyi. The Monkey King has won another victory in learning from teachers.
In the third Journey to the West, it was mentioned that Nezha was called a little doll by the Monkey King when 100,000 soldiers went to Guo Huashan, and he just played with it.
So the Monkey King is better than Nezha.
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