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If you don’t listen to Zhao Benshan, the good life of Xiao Shenyang will be over.

Song Dandan made such cruel remarks just after stepping down from the 2008 Spring Festival Gala.

Song Dandan was determined not to fall in love with him, which made the audience worried for Zhao Benshan.

There is a shortage of partners in sketches. Who will he look for next year?

Zhao Benshan looked back for Fan Wei, who was once one of the "Iron Triangle", but he didn't answer the phone and couldn't be contacted.

He contacted Song Dandan many times and persuaded her to act for another year, but there was no gap at all.

What is even more unfortunate is that Zhao Benshan is still in ill health and cannot physically support the creation of sketches.

At that time, there were rumors that Zhao Benshan might miss the 2009 Spring Festival Gala.

In the end, he overcame all difficulties. If he didn't have a partner, he would be his apprentice, and if he didn't have the physical strength, he would be a green leaf.

At the finale of the 2009 Spring Festival Gala, Zhao Benshan appeared on the stage coughing amid cheers.

The two apprentices at hand, one Yadan and the other Xiao Shenyang, are both unknown.

In just 20 minutes, the studio was filled with laughter after every sentence, which changed the destiny of this oily young man in kilts.

Zhao Benshan’s green leaves perfectly complimented the red flower of his apprentice, Xiao Shenyang.

Is this what it feels like to be red?

The light was too dazzling, and that night, he could only see clearly the red blood streaks coughed up by his master.

Fame and fortune came with Xiao Shenyang becoming famous overnight.

Outside the theater where he usually performs, fans crowd around him.

A collection of his sketches is shown on TV, and he is invited to the big screen of movies.

The first person to extend an olive branch to him was the famous director Zhang Yimou.

Later, many directors invited him to make guest appearances. As long as he appeared for just a few dozen seconds, he could attract audiences.

At that time, Xiao Shenyang was like a walking movie sign, even worse than Shen Teng today.

Little Shenyang is really popular.

But what followed was that he was at a loss.

When facing interviews, he often says a few words and then shuts up.

For a while, when the media asked him questions, he said nothing and just sat there.

In the words of Xiao Shenyang, it is:

However, the media who did not know the inside story all thought that he took being cool as his personality, and reported one after another that he became famous and acted like a big name.

He wanted to explain, but he didn't know how to organize the words. As he said, he suffered the disadvantage of being uneducated.

Little Shenyang was a child who grew up poor in a rural village in a ravine.

How poor is it? The family depends on the weather for their livelihood. He can keep the 5 yuan given to him during the Chinese New Year in a book and keep it for a year without wanting to spend it. When necessary, he will use it to solve the family's urgent needs.

It is said that children from poor families become masters early. When he was 13 years old, Xiao Shenyang planned his future.

His uncle was in the public security department, and he also wanted to learn some skills to become a police officer.

For this reason, he also entered a martial arts school, but soon dropped out because he could not afford the tuition.

After that, I farmed with my parents for two years. I had to do farm work in the morning before the dew had dried.

So to be precise, Xiao Shenyang’s cultural education stopped abruptly at the age of 13.

Mother Shen has a good voice and can sing duets. She can pick up any chores within a few miles. She can earn 30 to 50 yuan per performance for "singing gigs", and 100 yuan can be given to those who are generous. .

Little Shenyang, who has been exposed to it since childhood, can also sing a few verses, and has also sung in several scenes with her mother.

During one of the acupuncture visits, a big brother who was listening to the show said:

Little Shenyang was moved, but his parents did not agree.

Because Errenzhuan has always been regarded as a low-class person, although mourning can make a little money, it is also frowned upon. Even the neighbors in the village gossip behind their backs and are looked down upon.

His parents didn’t want little Shenyang to jump into this pit of fire, but he made a desperate move.

There is no way out in farming, so I want to learn how to make a living as a two-person farmer.

Sixteen-year-old Shenyang took the tuition money borrowed from her parents and got on the bus to Tieling.

Three years later, he learned to perform on stage and sent plays to the countryside with a troupe.

The partner standing next to him is none other than his future wife Shen Chunyang.

However, after he took the stage, life gave him another heavy blow.

What Xiao Shenyang and his wife are good at is singing big jokes, and they can sing for an hour with just one mouth.

But actors who are at the forefront of popularity have added the baggage of pop songs, jokes, or sketches to their performances, making them even funnier for the audience.

In contrast, the traditional performance methods of the two are not popular.

Audience members who are not satisfied with watching the show will also yell curse words and blast them off the stage.

Generally speaking, low-quality audiences always make noises at girls.

During a performance, Shen Chunyang was asked to sing a pop song, and she cried while singing. When Xiao Shenyang saw that she was wronged, she became angry and began to scold the audience.

Since this accident, every time they go on stage, the two of them feel unsure and are afraid of being kicked off.

What an actor fears most when taking the stage is a feeling of guilt and lack of self-confidence.

So Xiao Shenyang made up his mind to change. As long as he can make people laugh, he can do anything.

He was uneducated and couldn't make up jokes, so he focused on styling, getting a funny haircut and a few little clips on his head.

Put on some tight-fitting floral clothes, act like a slut, and add some baggage of other people’s jokes.

After trying this method, it is indeed effective.

But for little Shenyang, it was extremely painful.

Because he obviously doesn’t talk much and is very introverted off the stage, but once on stage he has to act crazy and act stupid.

This kind of torn personality made him feel like a "monkey", completely without face and dignity.

But when the rising performance fees came in, he could only continue to be a "monkey".

Dignity is not worth mentioning in the face of food and clothing.

Xiao Shenyang’s “cheap swish” typhoon was often deliberately provoked by the audience who drank too much.

During the nightclub performance, the audience directly gave him beer and asked him to drink it in one gulp on the stage.

More and more people are booing, and more and more wine is being served on stage. If you drink his, you must drink mine, otherwise you will not be given face.

After drinking the seventh bottle, Xiao Shenyang couldn't swallow it anymore, so he thought of a way and said, "Whoever lets me drink another bottle will throw me 100 yuan."

As a result, the big brother in the audience just threw out a thick stack of bills and slapped it on the table: Drink!

Little Shenyang was dumbfounded and could only apologize with a sly smile: Brother, I was joking with you. How can I really ask for your money? Take the money back and I will drink some more with you.

The most brutal time was when Xiao Shenyang drank more than 30 bottles in one night.

The life-threatening performance made the couple famous in the circle of two people, and also attracted the attention of Zhao Benshan.

On the day of the exam, Zhao Benshan’s father-in-law had just passed away two days ago.

Little Shenyang's heart was pounding, fearing that if he was still in a sad mood and did not laugh, the effect would not be achieved.

But experts don’t listen to baggage, but look at technology.

After the scene, Zhao Benshan recognized his performance on the spot.

In the Mid-Autumn Festival of 2006, 25-year-old Xiao Shenyang officially became Zhao Benshan’s teacher, which was regarded as the highest honor for a duet actor in Northeast China.

The parents of the Shen family cried with joy when they learned that their son had paid homage to Zhao Benshan.

And this is only one step away from Xiaoshenyang’s explosion.

In 2009's "Not Short of Money", Xiao Shenyang actually came to the rescue and only rehearsed for 13 days.

During the rehearsal, the burden was all on Yadan, and I was just promoting the plot.

But on the day of the live broadcast, the effect was particularly good. Almost every word he said could cause the audience to burst into laughter.

The popularity of the Spring Festival Gala has opened Pandora's box in Xiao Shenyang.

All the humiliations in the past became history at that moment, and his feet began to "float". Even Zhao Benshan could not hold his shoulders down.

Zhao Benshan repeatedly advised him not to be blinded by the fame and wealth in front of him, but Xiao Shenyang listened in one ear and out the other, and did not listen at all.

He was really afraid of poverty before, so after it became popular, he took on movies like crazy and filmed 7 movies in a year.

He also knew that some films were bad, but he couldn't resist the temptation of the pay.

The most important thing is that he did not go to school very much and could not read the scripts at all. He did not read books, so he could not pick out good scripts.

Several of the movies he starred in were all hits without exception. Douban ratings were appalling, and he was awarded the "Golden Broom Award" many times.

He turned a deaf ear to the comment about "poor acting skills" as a deliberate negative comment from a negative fan.

After guest starring in several movies, Xiao Shenyang continued to expand and came up with the idea of ??becoming a director himself.

In 2018, he made his first directorial debut with the movie "Moths Crossing the River".

But how can a person who can't walk easily run?

Even if Xiaoshenyang invited many stars such as Ge You, Sun Honglei, He Jiong, Chen He, Zhao Liying, Liu Tao, Zhang Jie to help shout out, it still could not save the audience's reputation.

He also crossed over into a career as a singer. With his good voice, he appeared on several singing shows and even released a record of his own.

But his songs were always imitated and high-pitched, and after a long time of effort, he still didn't achieve anything famous.

The reality show is a big hit, and he wants to get involved.

I recorded a parent-child reality show with my wife and children, but my daughter’s appearance was attacked by netizens.

Xiao Shenyang cried several times in front of the camera because she felt sorry for her daughter. The child did not win the fame, but she left a shadow.

In addition, there is also a gap between him and his master Zhao Benshan.

In order to bring glory to his family, Xiao Shenyang funded a two-person transfer training school in his hometown. His parents and brother-in-law were responsible for teaching and management, but the school was named "Little Shenyang". name.

Establish your own sect when it becomes popular? This is a bit unethical, and Zhao Benshan became the victim.

So for a while, negative news about Xiao Shenyang broke out, such as being a big name, poor acting skills, violating teacher's training, discord between master and apprentice...

Zhao Benshan kicked him hard and woke him up from his daze.

It was on the way to a performance in Inner Mongolia that the master and apprentice were recognized by fans while having breakfast in the hotel.

Xiao Shenyang had already finished eating when he came downstairs, but Zhao Benshan had just started eating. Before he had even taken a few bites, fans gathered around him to take photos.

After a few times, Xiao Shenyang couldn't stand it any longer, so he yelled in front of the fans and drove them away.

After the fans walked away, Zhao Benshan kicked Xiao Shenyang directly: What kind of behavior are you doing to the audience? go! Make a toast and apologize!

Just such a kick made Xiao Shenyang reflect. Where has the person who was always in awe of the audience gone? It turned out that I was really floating.

Zhao Benshan is naturally aware of the changes in his apprentice's mentality.

That’s why he cooled down Xiaoshenyang when it was at its peak, and let him play a big green leaf in the Spring Festival Gala the next year, and became his disciple Wang Xiaoli.

The frequency of Xiao Shenyang’s performances at the Grand Theater was also reduced and given to other seniors.

Firstly, it is to balance the mentality between the brothers and avoid jealousy and dissatisfaction.

Secondly, it was to calm down Xiao Shenyang and not be blinded by the sudden fame and fortune.

But at that time, Xiao Shenyang could not understand the master's good intentions and only wanted to make quick money.

Seeing his apprentice calm down, Zhao Benshan advised him sincerely:

Little Shenyang then cherished his feathers, slowed down the pace, reduced the exposure, and forced himself to concentrate on reading the script.

He was so determined to get a piece of the acting pie that he even gave up on the sketch that made him famous.

He even turned down the Spring Festival Gala that the satellite TV invited him to attend.

In order to get rid of the label of comedian, Xiao Shenyang will not throw away the burden of being funny when he occasionally guest-stars in variety shows.

In "Youth Travels", he is not as funny as Yang Di.

In "Cute Case Detective", he was not as funny as Sun Honglei when he was trying to get everyone involved the whole time.

Although he wants to get rid of the label, there are a lot of newcomers in the comedy industry who aspire to become a generation of comedians.

As Jia Ling, Shen Teng, and even senior brother Song Xiaobao pushed forward, little Shenyang was finally beaten on the beach.

Today, Xiao Shenyang is still working hard here and there, releasing new songs, filming new movies, and seeking transformation in various ways.

The latest film is still a collaboration with Jackie Chan.

He was eager to get rid of the label of comedy, but little did he know that the audience's position in their hearts was that of a comedian.

Just like Guo Degang warned Yue Yunpeng:

This sentence is also applicable to Xiao Shenyang.

Without this label, he would be invisible to everyone.