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Begging the three brothers to go to the bank to withdraw money, will Big Brother freeze his hands?
It's especially cold in winter mornings. The three brothers went to the bank ATM to withdraw money. Come and add money in the morning when you meet an armored car. In desperation, the three had to stand by and wait for the money to be added before withdrawing money. After a while, the eldest brother asked the second brother, "Are your hands frozen stiff?" (Do you want to do it? The second brother replied coldly: "Frozen hands!" (Do it! )
As a result, the police with four guns aimed at the three brothers in an instant, and the three were arrested in the police station. On the way, the three brothers remained silent. Later, the third child asked his brother, "Why don't you talk?" As a result, eight shots were instantly aimed at the three brothers.
Arriving at the police station, the policeman asked Big Brother, "What's your name?" The eldest brother replied, "Jiang (speaks English)." The ignorant policeman asked again, "What's your name?" Big Brother: "Jiang Yu Ying (speaks English)." The policeman shouted at his eldest brother, "What's your name? What's your name? ) "eldest brother was silent.
The policeman turned to his second brother and said, "What's your name?" What's your name? The second brother replied shyly, "Jiang Guoyu (speaks Mandarin)." The policeman asked again, "What's your name?" Second brother: "Jiang Guoyu (speaks Mandarin)." The policeman shouted at his second brother, "What's your name?" The second brother was silent.
The policeman asked the third child again, "What's your name?" Third: "Jiang Fangyan (speaking dialect)." The policeman shouted at the third child again, "What's Nong's name?" Third: "Jiang Fangyan (speaking dialect)." The policeman vomited blood and died.
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