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Greedy composition 1 She is my good friend Xiao Ying. She has bright eyes and snow-white skin, but she is a "glutton".
It is said that she is greedy because she eats a bun every day after school. And every time I go to her house to play with her, she opens the door for me while eating. Once Xiao Ying came to my house to play. As soon as she entered the door, she found my "baby"-a big box of snacks. I rushed over and took out the snacks in the box one by one. My eyes are round like two big coins. Her tongue kept licking her lips, like a greedy cat that had been hungry for several days.
Seeing her greedy appearance, I couldn't help laughing and said, "You can have it if you like."
She suddenly turned her head and her eyes lit up. "Really?"
I nodded with a smile, and she said "thank you" excitedly, and immediately picked out several packs of snacks to eat. With a look of enjoyment on her face, she took a bite and did not forget to smack her lips. Seeing that she ate with such relish, I couldn't help taking a bag of potato chips and eating them.
A few minutes later, I ate less than half a bag of potato chips, leaving only a few empty bags around Xiao Ying. I was so surprised that my mouth was big enough to hold an egg. Xiao Ying looked up, licked his lips and smiled shyly, looking satisfied. Seeing her like this, I couldn't help laughing again.
In fact, it is very interesting to have such a greedy friend. She can bring endless joy to me and the people around her!
Greedy ghost composition 2 Saturday morning, with several "Ding-dong, Ding-dong" doorbell rings, I opened the door and looked, ah! My lovely little cousin Fangfang is here.
As soon as he came in, my mother asked me to accompany my cousin to the supermarket to buy some delicious food. My cousin's mouth watered as soon as he heard the delicious food. What a greedy guy. Along the way, we were sweated by the sun.
Just entering the supermarket, my cousin took my hand and ran to the food shopping area without saying anything. As soon as my cousin saw so many snacks, he ran over immediately, only to find that he stuffed his favorite food into the shopping cart. Soon, the shopping cart is full.
After a while, my cousin and I went out of the mall. As soon as we got out of the mall, my cousin said to me, "Cousin, I'll take these things." I thought, "Huh? The sun rises in the west today, ok! Let him mention it! " With that, he handed it to him.
About twenty minutes later, we got home. Just when I was about to take out snacks to eat, I suddenly found that everything in my bag was "looted". I looked at my cousin and found that he had become a "flower cat". I was shocked and annoyed: so many things were eaten up by him so quickly. I said to him, "You have gone too far. You ate so much by yourself! " "My cousin's eyes, said I didn't eat. "When I heard this, I was even more annoyed:" Are you still cheating? Then how to explain the mimeograph on your mouth! " At this time, my cousin blushed a lot. He lowered his head in shame and whispered, "I'm sorry. "
This is my gluttonous cousin Fangfang.
Greedy ghost composition 3 you have to ask me who is the greediest? After reading the following, you will know the answer.
It has black hair and big black eyes. You can't tell where your face is and where your eyes are. That tireless tail flickers everywhere, only you are dazzled. Guess who it is? Tell you what! It's blackie.
Xiaohei is a puppy raised by the owner of a small shop downstairs in my house. This puppy is so lively and lovely that everyone will like it.
Black's cuteness is more manifested in his gluttony. When I first met it, I was eating a lollipop in my hand. I saw how cute it was, so I squatted down and stroked its throw gently. When it saw me holding a lollipop in my hand, it sniffed it with its nose, then stuck out its tongue and gasped. It also desperately vomited a thick black tail, and its big black eyes kept staring at me. I know what this means. It's asking me for food! When I was thinking about whether to give it, it couldn't wait to stick its head out. When I raised my hand, it rolled on the ground. I saw its miserable appearance and gave it a lollipop to eat. It licked a few lollipops and licked its lips, and sat on the ground contentedly, looking like it was enjoying itself. "Alas, this glutton", I smiled and touched its head a few times, said goodbye to it and went home.
From now on, whenever it sees me, it will run around me, even though I have no food. Maybe it has regarded me as its friend!
Now do you know who I think is the greediest? It is the "greedy ghost"-Xiaohei.
Greedy ghost composition 4 weekends, my brother is doing homework at my house. I really appreciate his greedy kung fu.
He saw a lot of snacks that I like to eat, and he picked them up and wanted to stuff them in his mouth regardless of my feelings. I snapped, "You can't eat!" "Why?" My brother may have been scared by my voice and paused and said. Seeing my brother's despondent appearance, I was so angry and funny that I couldn't help softening my voice: "Brother, can you eat later?" My brother readily agreed. After a while, he still couldn't help begging me: "My good sister, can I eat now?" Seeing his pathetic appearance, I can't bear to say no. I generously put the snack in front of him and said, "Eat quickly!" " "This time, my brother was so happy that he immediately became very happy. He chose some of his favorite snacks with the fastest action and gulped them down. In the blink of an eye, a bag of French fries, a few sandwich buns and two bags of Wangwang cupcakes got into his stomach. While eating, he shouted, "Aunt bought you so many delicious foods. You are so happy. I will come to your home to do my homework in the future. "I didn't expect him to finish eating, so I was anxious:" Stop eating, there won't be any more! " "Look, I'm not happy. My brother promised very neatly:" I won't eat! Stop eating! " But his mouth is still moving. He is too full to stop. I have to throw away all the snacks. Now my brother can finally control his mouth.
I'm a little afraid that my brother will come to my house to do his homework.
My brother is very cute. His eyes are watery and his lips are redder than cherries! Small mouth. Although he has a small mouth, he is actually a combination of gluttony and a big stomach king!
My brother is a natural glutton. I remember once, my parents didn't come back to cook at noon and only bought us two bowls of rice noodles, leaving me and my brother at home. Mother bought a big bag of snacks because she was afraid that we wouldn't have enough to eat. I thought to myself: I have to be vigilant this time so as not to be eaten by my brother again. I stared at my brother while thinking, for fear that the snacks would be completely eaten by my brother. I was about to start eating when my classmates came to play with me. I was embarrassed to refuse, so I promised them. When I get home, I will hide the snacks carefully first. Then I told my brother not to steal snacks and wait for me to eat together. My brother agreed happily, so I went to play with my classmates. After the game, I saw my brother eating the last bag of potato chips as soon as I entered the house. I was so angry that I asked my brother angrily,' Didn't you promise not to steal snacks? "My brother looked at me with watery eyes and said to me in an innocent tone:" I didn't steal to eat, I was eating snacks aboveboard! " I was speechless by him. I asked my brother, "Then how did you find my hidden snacks?" My brother suddenly changed his tone and proudly said to me, "If you don't look at who I am, I can easily find your hidden snacks every time. There is only one reason, that is, you hide in the closet in your room every time. "I'm really speechless for my brother.
This is my greedy brother! One day I will find your snacks to eat! Let you taste this taste!
I have a close friend. She is a smart, quiet and lively classmate. On her chubby face, there are a pair of naughty squints, and her eyes shine like two bright black gems. Due to the influence of bad habits, she wore a pair of thick glasses since she was a child, and her most distinctive squinting, so someone nicknamed her "Sister Four-eyed Mouse".
She is a two-faced person. She is very quiet in class. After class, she showed her true colors and became alive and kicking. She is a completely different person. Besides, she is very greedy.
This is an ordinary afternoon. She walked into the classroom like a frosted eggplant. I threw the book heavily on the table and fell asleep at my desk. I rushed over and asked her what had happened. She raised her hand feebly, put it down gently and said, "I'm really unlucky today." My mother took me out to dinner, and the people at our table smoked and drank, which made the room smoky, so that I only ate half a bowl of rice and two bowls of vegetables, and now my stomach is starving. " I listened to her words and shouted, "You ate two bowls of vegetables and half a bowl of rice!" " After a while, Peng Zeng came to me with a bag in high spirits and opened it. When I saw it, it was Yangmei! I quickly stood on the desk and shouted, "Come and eat fruit!" " "When she heard this, her face was radiant and her eyes were shining. She came to me and Peng Zengxi at a speed of 800 meters a minute, put her hand into her bag, grabbed two handfuls, quickly ran to her seat and wolfed down, even forgetting to spit out the seeds inside. Too greedy. Peng Zengxi and I were both stunned. Before we came to our senses, she came again and took all the last ones away, complaining, "It's too stingy to plug my teeth!" " "Peng Zengxi and I were both stunned by her, and then we all exclaimed:" This man is too greedy! "
You see, this is the gluttony of our class-Xie Biting.
If anyone in the world is the most greedy, it must be my aunt.
Once, menstruation came to my house as a guest, and I was just about to take out the grapes and taste them. "really! It's luck when I eat grapes. I can step on shit when I go out! " I thought angrily. Sure enough, my aunt came over and asked me for grapes. I picked some green grapes for her. Then I hurried to the kitchen to wash my hands before eating. But just halfway through the washing, I heard the sound of my aunt spitting seeds. I quickly turned around and picked up the grapes and said to my aunt, "haven't you eaten yet?" Why do you still eat mine? My aunt smiled and said, "The food you just gave me is not sweet. This is delicious. " I looked at my aunt's happy expression and smiling eyes and muttered, "Hum, there is nothing glorious about stealing vegetables. "Aunt seems to have ears, so small voice can be heard. Her face suddenly became embarrassed, but in an instant she changed her expression and said with a smile, "stealing vegetables?" "I don't call it stealing food. It's okay for a family to eat a few. " I thought to myself, several, obviously a bunch.
Although my aunt is greedy, she is ready to help others. Once a beggar came to my aunt's community. Everyone in the community tried to bypass the beggar, but my aunt gave all the money in her pocket to the beggar without hesitation. I asked menstruation inexplicably, "That money can buy a lot of food. Why did you give it to that beggar? " Aunt smiled and said, "Aunt will work hard. With money, she can buy more food, but the old man is unable to work. There is nothing wrong with me helping him. "
Aunt "Gourmet" is worthy of the name, but her kindness makes me feel that she is so different.
Greedy Ghost Composition 8 Speaking of the word "greedy ghost", it reminds me of my younger brother-Zhang Bowen. He is six years old, in the first grade of primary school. He has a chubby face and big watery eyes, just like a "lighting lamp" looking for food. When he comes into contact with food, his eyes will glow, and people will immediately run to food.
He is really a glutton. Once, my father bought a lot of mangoes, and my brother liked mangoes very much. As long as he saw the mango, his saliva would have "flown down thousands of feet". He wolfed down three, but he still felt unsatisfied, so he reached for the mango again. Dad quickly said, "Keep these two for your sister!" " "Listen to dad. My brother drew back his hand, but his watery eyes still stared at the two mangoes from time to time, and his mouth was still watering. He rolled his eyes and said to his father, "Dad, my sister doesn't like mangoes. Otherwise, let me have another bite!"! "No, leave some for your sister." Dad saw his brother's idea and immediately refused. When my brother saw that he couldn't beg, his eyes rolled and he was thinking of some tricks. In order to prevent him from stealing again, father put the remaining mangoes on the refrigerator and moved the stool to the side. My brother wandered around in the refrigerator, but the mango was put too high by my father. My brother has to fall behind.
When I finally got home, my brother greeted me in a hurry and said with a smile, "Sister, I sent you a big gift, which is on the refrigerator." I ran to the refrigerator to look for it. My brother's eyes lit up, pointing to a plastic bag on it, and eagerly said, "Sister, sister, this is it, this is it." I quickly took it off and was about to open it. When I was not careful, the plastic bag ran into my brother's hand. Brother smiled and said, "Sister, thank you." So he quickly ran into his hut, locked the door and enjoyed the fruits of victory.
Alas! He is such a glutton!
There is a glutton in our class. He eats leftovers or snacks left by others.
His eyes are big and black, like two black grapes, and his ears are as big as a small fan, but he looks like Tu Tu with big ears in cartoons. He can't "move his ears". His ears look like a "C". His belly is very big, holding the belly of a general. I don't know what's in it.
On one occasion, he and some of my classmates went to the Xia Wei Cinema to see a movie. We went to a small shop next to the cinema, where we bought food. Unexpectedly, "glutton" bought popcorn, chicken wings, cola, mutton skewers and many other things. He took 100 and only spent 5 yuan. When we found our seats, the glutton wolfed down. When we gave him everything we didn't want to eat, he had nothing left in a few seconds. He eats like this, and we see that "the saliva is flowing in thousands of feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days."
On another occasion, when Chanzui was in class, he got into the cupboard from time to time to find something to eat. In the glutton family, because he is too fat, his parents hide all the snacks from him. Once, at 10 in the evening, the "gluttonous ghost" couldn't help sneaking into the kitchen to eat leftovers, and accidentally slipped his chopsticks. Hearing this, Mom and Dad ran out to have a look. It turned out that he was stealing vegetables.
Look at this "glutton". Are you greedy?
The author wrote that a classmate in his class, nicknamed "Gourmet", first described his appearance, which was very vivid, and cited two examples to prove that he was a veritable "Gourmet".
Grandma has two big and fat female ducks. They are cute and croaking all day, as if they were having a concert. They are very happy. Most importantly, they love eating very much, which is simply the reincarnation of gluttons.
Why are they gluttons? Because, they really love it. Whether it is sour, sweet, bitter, spicy or salty, everyone will come; I love all kinds of wild vegetables, whether radish, cabbage or spinach. Even if the skins of yam, apple, mango and cucumber are chopped, there is not much left.
They have to eat three meals a day, drink water while eating, and their bodies are wobbly, which is called comfort. Sometimes, I think they eat too much. I'm afraid they're full, so I want to play a prank and bring out their food. They leaned against the duck bar like question marks and kept croaking, as if to say: I'm not full, don't take it away, don't take it away! Sometimes, I find that they don't eat and keep barking. I'm confused. Grandma said that there was no water in the pool, which was too dry for them to eat. I saw it, and sure enough. As soon as the water was added, they began to eat again.
Why do ducks love to eat so much? I looked it up online. It turns out that ducks are rectal, pulling while eating, and their digestive system is not perfect, so they can only eat liquid food. There is a saying among the common people, that is, the family has 10,000 tons of grain, and it does not support the Pingkou king. This is the original reason, because they eat too much and think they will eat the poor at home.
But eating more is also good. You can lay two big duck eggs for grandma every day. Grandpa can drink a bowl of duck egg water every morning, which is very nutritious. Grandma's leftovers and all kinds of peeled fruits have come in handy.
With them, grandma and I are not alone every day. I can make them fly like ducks and dogs every day. They are my playmates after study. When the duck croaked, it seemed to say, master, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry again! Grandma will smile helplessly and go to prepare food again.
Two ducks brought us a lot of joy and expectation. It is the happiest moment of the day to go to the duck nest to get duck eggs every morning.
Ducks are not only gluttonous, but also accompany the king!
Greedy ghost composition 1 1 When you hear the word "greedy ghost", do you have a salivating look at food in your mind? This is the daily life of my greedy bunny.
"Greedy ghost" has a gray hair, which feels smooth and makes people fondle it. Its ears are also surprisingly long, twice as high as its head. Less than a few centimeters below the ear are ruby-like eyes, which look glittering and translucent. Below is a three-petalled mouth. Whenever "gluttonous" eats, the three-petaled mouth wriggles back and forth, which is very cute. There is a gray furry ball in the back, which is the tail of gluttonous.
Whenever I meet delicious food, the "gluttonous ghost"' s "eating goods" attribute is unobstructed, which often makes me laugh. For it, whenever it smells the leaves of vegetables, it can follow the clues to find delicious food at the first time. At this time, "gluttonous" always looked up piteously and blinked, as if to say, "master, I want to eat, too." If allowed, the "glutton" will immediately get up, grab the food with two claws and devour it at a speed of three times five divided by two for fear of being taken away. After eating, it will lick its mouth contentedly, hold a round "little beer belly", yawn and wave to us, as if to tell us to step down.
I remember that time, I teased him with my favorite carrot. I handed it the carrot first, pretended to feed it, and when it poked its head out, I put it in my mouth with lightning speed and threatened to eat it. The "greedy ghost" was angered by me and rushed to compete with me like an arrow. I am busy holding the radish high. The "greedy ghost" saw it and tried to take it off, but it was defeated repeatedly. Seeing that "gluttony" was going crazy, I quickly put the radish on the ground for my mother to see. But turn around, son! A "gourmet" means eating carrots with relish. Well, it's really our clown. ...
This is my lovely and clever "glutton". Did you like my introduction?
Greedy ghost composition 12 Some people like parrots that imitate human speech, some people like obedient puppies, some people like cute kittens, and I prefer my "greedy ghost"-hamster.
The "gluttonous ghost" is chubby, with white fur as snow, and looks lively and lovely. It jumps up and down in the cage all day, as if it never gets tired. There are two small ears on the round head. Although his ears are small, they are very sensitive. His ears pricked up with a whoosh when he heard the sound. Under the ear are a pair of bright black eyes, which seem to be inlaid with two black gems, turning around and being very smart. Hamsters have a row of teeth as sharp as swords. Teeth are small, but it eats like a small motor, very fast! Gourmets usually like to keep stuffing food into their cheeks. It looks bulging. It is storing food!
I remember once, when the hamster closed its eyes, I took the dried fish to the cage and put it on the top of the cage. Suddenly, my gluttonous ears pricked up. Before he opened his eyes, he sniffed it with his nose, then immediately got up, followed the smell and climbed under the dried fish, struggling to jump up, but he couldn't reach it. It had a brainwave, jumped on the stone, grabbed the dried fish and chewed it with relish. After eating, he looked at me with satisfaction as if to say, "thank you, little master!" " "I smiled and said," eat more and gain weight. That's cute. "I thought to myself: You are really a glutton.
Look! This is the "gluttony" of my family. It brought a lot of happiness to my childhood. Do you like it?
Greedy ghost composition 13 He is our greedy ghost-little brother. My little brother is over five years old this year. Young as he is, he has an amazing appetite. Every meal is two bowls of rice, and he looks like a little prince who is not easy to serve. He is very picky and insists on eating meat. If he forgets to cook his favorite braised pork, his sly eyes are like a water pipe that opens in an instant, and big tears flow out of it. If anyone takes his favorite food, it is tantamount to annoying the "heinous crime", because, ah, this glutton will roll on the ground and kick his feet ... to be a bull. In order to eat, this glutton really made a lot of jokes.
One day, all the family members took a nap, only the glutton quietly came out. When I saw his shining eyes and rolling eyes, I knew the boy must have ulterior motives. Sure enough, Xiao Chan, like a battle-hardened soldier, carefully poked his head out to make sure there was no movement, and then went into the kitchen like a thief. I followed him in and saw the boy grab some leftover beef at noon and put it in his mouth. His mouth bulges like a badger pig. "Why are you hiding here to eat cold food again?" "Hum, I just like it." "I will have diarrhea, don't blame me for not reminding you." However, this boy has stopped responding to me. He was absorbed in his food, his eyes were straight and his mouth kept chewing. I looked at him contentedly and shook my head helplessly.
Who knows? I'm right. The next day, gluttony really tasted the bitterness of gluttony-he had diarrhea because he ate too much cold beef. The little glutton lying in bed looks a little melancholy. "Will you steal again?" Dad asked sternly, but the boy replied confidently, "of course I want to eat." Didn't dad tell me to eat more meals? " I don't want to starve to death ... "Everyone laughed in unison. Look at that greedy man, smiling like a frog.
This little glutton really adds a lot of color to our family!
Greedy composition 14 My brother is six years old this year. He has big watery eyes, two ears, shiny black hair and a rabbit-like mouth. He is good at eating. Why? Because he eats vegetables, meat, snacks and fruits, his stomach is like a bottomless pit. So he has a good name-"Gourmet Ghost".
For example, once, my mother went to a big supermarket and bought a big bag of snacks. See things in a blur, my mouth is watering. There are chocolate, spicy strips, French fries, jelly, pudding and a bag of fruit. Everyone ate a little.
My brother went out to play with his classmates this afternoon. I am at home with my mother. I am afraid that my brother, a glutton, will eat enough snacks and not eat. I said to my mother, "My brother is a glutton. Let's hide the snacks and give him a little every day. " "ok!" Mom replied. Mom hid the snacks on the top of the cupboard, and I was so happy that I couldn't find them when he came back.
Time slipped away unconsciously. The next morning, my brother looked around like a thief and asked me quietly, "Brother, where is my dry food?" Do you know where it is? "I secretly happily said to him," how should I know? Why are you looking at me? "? Why don't you ask mom? "My brother is very suspicious, don't believe what I said, but didn't also the way. He left in frustration. Then, I heard the sound of the cupboard door opening. He was rummaging around in it, still mumbling, "Snacks, where are you?" Where have you been hiding? Come into my arms! "I laughed my head off in the study, but I didn't dare to make any noise. I thought you found it here last time. Will it still be here this time? Something unexpected happened. He couldn't find it, so he took a chair and stood on it to look for it. Suddenly, he shouted that he had found a snack, kept smiling happily and accidentally fell off the chair! Fortunately, he fell on the bed. Although there was nothing to do, his tears fell unwillingly! As a result, when I saw the snacks in my arms, tears still hung on my face, and I grinned again!
Look! This is my gluttonous brother!
As the saying goes: "Food is the most important thing for the people", animals certainly like people to eat, and "there is no hunger for a meal"! There is a little turtle in my family. It is small, but it eats a lot.
It's a little snapping turtle. I didn't know how happy I was when it was sent to my home in the flower and bird market. Of course, it is also full of curiosity about the new world and soon becomes a new member of my family. You see, although it can't talk, I can hear what he wants to say from its movements. No, it's "pointing" again
He also has many interesting things in my house. Today, after I fed it turtle food, it began to fidget and be unhappy. Tortoise claws scratched on the glass jar, as if to break the glass and escape outside; Turtle X reached in and retracted, and kept spitting bubbles in his mouth, as if trying to say something!
At first, I thought it was the special envoy performance of the snapping turtle, so I ignored him. Later, this phenomenon did not stop, so he took it out for air. Unexpectedly, he went straight to the biscuits on the table and ate them with relish. When I saw this scene, I quickly took it into the water to calm it down.
But instead of being calm, it was even more excited, and its mouth was still bubbling, as if to say, "Gee … this is really delicious on earth! It's the first time to eat for so long, master. Give me a little more, let me solve my hunger! " Hey! In desperation, I can only give him another pack! Look, how interesting it is to wolf down!
This snapping turtle is my family's "glutton", with a small body and a big appetite!
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