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My parents' composition 800

I have a humorous mother. Because of this, my personality is also very cheerful, who told my mother to give me so many humorous cells. My mother is very long, 1.68 meters. Because she gave birth to me, and her stomach was a little big. Dad sometimes laughs at her, but she is not angry at all. She said, "Like a little panda. Isn't it very good! " . My mother has never used any cosmetics, and sometimes she uses my Johnson Baby Lotion. When I ask her, she always says, "Look at mom's skin, because I am a baby!" " . That's what my mother does. Even more ridiculous is that three years ago. That day, my mother and I pushed the stroller to the street garden for a walk. Suddenly, my mother remembered that someone was talking to her. So, my mother immediately sent me home and got on the bus. That action is shaking and swinging, flexible and free. According to my mother, people in the street looked at her that day, laughing at the same time. Mom is embarrassed. On one occasion, several curtains at home fell off and could not be opened. Dad loves to do it himself, but he hasn't repaired it for a day. He is very angry. Mom wanted to make dad laugh, so she squeaked behind the curtain, opened the curtain, stepped forward with a smile, picked up a piece of wood as a "microphone" and sang a song. After singing affectionately, she waved and said, "Goodbye, my loyal fan!" " My father and I gave a "hush" smile. The more we laughed, the happier we became. The smile became "haha" ... Wow! ”。 What's the matter, dad smiled, too? It turns out that one of my mom's songs actually opened the curtains. So, dad smiled and began to install curtain hooks again. Hey! Mom, you are really nice. You are our "pistachio", always happy "pistachio" and always happy mother! Mom, I love you.