British humor jokes?

The story belongs to the novel in terms of style, that is, literary style, because it has the closest "blood relationship" with the novel. The entertainment function of a joke is its primary function. Although the joke is small, it contains extremely strong language expression skills and superb human wisdom. Below are the British humorous jokes I brought, welcome to read!

British humorous jokes Part 1

Thirstin for Love

Longing for love

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Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,

Thurston often went to his girlfriend's apartment,

but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plausible excuse.

But he always tries to find an excuse so as not to come home too late.

But this time, both he and his girlfriend had fallen asleep,

and it was 2:00 a. m before Thurston came to.

It was already two in the morning when he woke up,

Thinking fast, he immediately called home,

Shasdon had an idea and immediately called home,

and when his wife answered, panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!"

When his wife answered the phone, he gasped deliberately and said: "Don't pay the ransom! I have escaped safely!"

British humor and funny jokes Part 2

And Where Did You Meet Your Wife?

Where did you meet your wife?

Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.

Two acquaintances happened to be shaving in the barber shop at the same time.

After the barbers had finished,

each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.

Both were asked whether they would like to put some post-shave perfume on their faces.

"No, no," answered the first man.

"No, no," said the first man.

"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "

"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse."

"Go ahead, " said the other.

"I don't mind," said the other gentleman.

"My wife has never been in a whorehouse! "

"My wife has never been in a whorehouse!"

Part 3 of British humor and funny jokes

A Touching Farewell

A touching farewell

Two old friends were out golfing.

Two old friends were out golfing. .

As they were preparing to tee off near a road,

When they were preparing to tee off near a road,

a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his heart until the line of cars had passed.

A funeral convoy happened to pass by, and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it on his chest. Don't put your hat on until after the convoy has passed.

"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.

"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.

"Oh, it was the least I could do.

"Oh, that was the least I could do.

After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "

After all, we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday.

British Funny Jokes Part 4

A Half-price Ticket

Half-price Ticket

"How much is the movie ticket?"

" How much is a movie ticket?"

"Ten dollars, kid."

"Ten dollars, kid. "

"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

"I only have five dollars. Please let me in, I only see with one eye. ”

Fifth of British Humor and Funny Jokes

Failure in a Test

Failed the exam

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

Mom: Why did you get such a low mark on this test?

Kid: Because of absence.

Child: Because

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

Kid: No, the kid who sat next to me didn’t come.