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How to send a circle of friends when you bring your college daughter home?

Take your college daughter home. The circle of friends is as follows:

1. The university has a winter vacation. It's good to have my daughter back. Happy New Year.

2, pick up the children to go home from school, warm wind, with the beauty and warmth of spring. How time flies watching children grow up and learn.

After a hard morning's work, I came out to blow a breeze in the afternoon, picked up the children from school, and ate by the windy Tianhe River, just the two of us. This happy little life is really good.

It is worthwhile to send children to school, go to work, get off work, pick them up from school, cook and help with homework every day. As long as the family is safe and healthy, it is worth it.

5, punch in after work, pick up the children from school, take the children to class, although a person with the baby is very happy, even a little excited, but still very tired.

6. I was very excited to pick up my children from school for the first time today and participate in the sports meeting when I was a child for the first time. Expect the baby to come out first.

7. Every time my husband and I go to pick up my son from school, he tells me to hide in the car and pretend not to go. Every time my son opens the car door and sees me, he laughs like a 200-pound fool.

8. I went to the park on the way to pick up my son after school, then went to the book city and saw many favorite books.

9. I picked up my children from school at noon and wore a fleece sweater, which turned into thin feces. Looking up, there are two parents in front, a long cotton-padded jacket and a tweed coat. It feels thin, and my legs are as heavy as lead!

10, punch in after work, pick up the children from school, take the children to class, although one person takes care of the baby, but the mood is happy, even a little excited.