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What philosophical words did Degang Guo say?
2. Some people praise you for not believing, while others scold you for not listening.
3, life is alive, everyone will eat shit, but don't chew. There is no shame in fighting with dogs and letting them pass first.
4, like my left hand, as Yu Qianzhong pointed out.
5. It is impossible to serve people with virtue, and it is really unreasonable to be indifferent to fame and fortune.
6. Someone wears noble perfume, and I can smell scum.
7. I am not afraid that I am incompetent. I'm afraid. I think I have the ability.
8, elegance does not need to be installed, grandchildren only need to install.
9. You think everyone is nice because you haven't met everyone.
10, survived, there must be a next time.
1 1, there are talents behind talents, and there are people behind talents.
12, used by pharmacies to write, hoping that everyone in the world will not get sick and would rather put the medicine on the shelf to produce dust. Now the drugstore 38 yuan is full of six eggs.
13, never fame and fortune, easy to get right and wrong.
14, don't think that tattooed people are bad people, and Yue Fei also has tattoos. Don't think that all bugs will eventually become butterflies, because some may be maggots.
15, holding urine can travel thousands of miles, but diarrhea is difficult.
16, whoever does not talk about people before, does not talk about people later.
17, some young actors feel wronged after waiting for hours. Don't be wronged, half of the money you get is waiting money. The same is true of crosstalk performers, who were scolded for half their money.
18, find your own reason if something happens, and don't blame gravity if you can't shit.
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