Humorous and funny sentences about weight loss

The humorous and funny sentences for weight loss are as follows:

1. If a person can’t even control his own fat, how can he control other people’s hearts!

2. I think there is no need to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and there are still four months to heat up!

3. Your words of "take care" many years ago still make me lose weight.

4. The most dedicated thing in the world is the flesh on your body. No matter how much you neglect it, it will still never leave you!

5. The Fat Child’s Song of Youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

6. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I just haven’t lost weight.

7. What is the pain that can be touched? Even though I feel like my stomach is full of hunger, there is still a lump of meat when I touch it.

8. The reason why I am fat is because I keep many things in my mind and it is not easy to lose weight.

9. The word "lose weight" is just used to scare those who have fat on their bodies.

10. Is it easy for my mother to keep me so fat for so many years? I will not lose weight and will not lose weight.