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My most interesting teacher imitated this composition.

1. Write my humorous teacher composition in 500 words. Since ancient times, how many literati began to praise teachers? I can't help shaking my head whenever I read that "silkworms will weave until they die in spring, and candles will cry the wick away every night". Do I think teachers are better than red candles? Yes, the red candle did give its life without asking for anything in return, like a teacher, but it burned to the end, leaving only a wisp of smoke.

Teacher, this is a unique name; This is a resounding name; This is a solemn and sacred name, just like the warm sunshine on the grass.

Wang Hui provided a teacher. He is the head teacher of Class One, Grade Six, and he is our good friend. A white shirt, black jeans, shiny leather shoes and a pair of beautiful and ordinary glasses show his loyalty and kindness. He often dresses like this.

Nothing he has done can change his humorous character. Every time I see him, he always smiles carefree and his eyes seem to be narrowed into a line! I remember once, when we were arguing about when to have a holiday on National Day, "Old Handsome Boy" went to the podium and said loudly, "Tomorrow will be a holiday!" Our class "boom" sounded like a frying pan in an instant! The students are as happy as wild horses that have lost their reins, and some even strike the table. After a while, he made another gesture to calm us down, then narrowed his eyes into a thin line and said with a smile, "Hey, I always wanted you to have a holiday, but I didn't say it, so let our seniors (principals) decide!" Alas! You'd better take a holiday soon, so as not to be angry with the old guy here (humorously, he often calls himself an old guy and his classmates little guys)! " We were stunned by the teacher's words.

However, the teacher stopped teaching us after school started. ...

Miss Wang, I really hope you can teach us again. Will we meet again?

2. My most interesting teacher or my most interesting teacher. Write a composition. Modify it yourself.

Our new Chinese teacher.

As soon as this semester started, we changed to a new Chinese teacher. We all affectionately call her Miss Zhang.

Teacher Zhang often wears a ponytail, which makes him look particularly neat. She has a pair of bright eyes. Don't ignore these eyes. They can talk, which really convinced us.

I remember it was the second day of school. Our new Chinese teacher asked a particularly timid male student in our class to answer questions. We all looked at the boy student. His face was flushed with shame and his head was low. We knew that he would cry soon. At this time, Teacher Zhang looked at the male classmate with eyes full of expectation and hope. It's really amazing that the male students slowly raise their heads. The boy suddenly shouted out the correct answer. We were all shocked at that time, and it took a long time to remember to applaud.

Teacher Zhang especially likes to ask questions in Chinese class and often encourages us to express ourselves. As she often said, "If you can talk, you can write a good composition. This is the trick to writing a composition. "

Her teaching methods are flexible, the classroom atmosphere can be very warm, and her Chinese class is often full of laughter. She often tells us a lot of learning experiences and methods. She said that the composition of the fourth grade is particularly important, and the composition must lay a solid foundation. To this end, she asked us to develop the good habit of keeping a diary regularly (practicing writing). After this exercise, our composition level has really improved! Some students made a small mistake and even asked the teacher to write a composition. Writing a composition used to be the biggest headache.

Hey, you know, our lovely teacher Zhang is different. In fact, she won the hearts of students with her teacher's love, respect and sincerity.

I like our new Chinese teacher, and I will repay her with my academic achievements!

Speaking of teachers, imitating my best teacher's composition reminds me of Mr. Guo, who taught me Chinese in grade one.

She is short, but she always has a smile on her chubby face. Her snow-white hair told us that she was going to retire, so we listened to her carefully in every class.

Her humor always makes the whole classroom laugh. "line up! Let me see who is the aunt who is dragging her feet in the class! " Although she can't speak a foreign language, she speaks very authentic Hangzhou dialect and often talks to us like this! Despite her age, she still loves sports very much. Whenever sports come, she will ask us to start training one month in advance and run with us, which will make us refreshed and more energetic, so we can always win the first place.

I haven't seen Miss Guo for several years, but her appearance has been deeply impressed in my heart. She must be as humorous as before and love sports! Follow-up: 500 words, this is only 200, nearly 300 words.

4. Write the teacher's humorous composition for reference.

Humorous teacher Hu

A pair of big eyes with gods are embedded in a dark old face. He often likes to play jokes on us, like an old urchin. He is our PE teacher: Mr. Hu Zhibin.

Although Mr. Hu is a PE teacher, he can't exercise. You won't believe it. Because even a six-year-old can play, that's roller skating.

Once in physical education class, Mr. Hu wore a pair of black and brown roller skates. It looks funny because it is unstable and needs the help of the teacher. At this time, the teacher next to him said, "You are all free to move, Tang Yanling, and you are responsible for the safety of Mr. Hu."

I helped Mr. Hu, and he almost slipped. So, I called a few more classmates. This task is really difficult to do.

"Oh, how slippery? Not slippery. It's not fun at all! " As soon as Mr. Hu sat on the ground, he became a child. God, why are you still playing this game? So, I began to be a teacher and patiently taught him to "learn". At first, I was afraid, but later, I gradually got used to it. "Turn left first and then right, well, yes, that's it." I taught Mr. Hu carefully. Seeing Mr. Hu skating better and better, I am satisfied. Just when I was narcissistic, I just heard "Bang!" 1, Hu Bin * * * suddenly close contact with the ground. "Don't help me, let me do it myself." But just as he stood up, Mr. Hu was attracted to the ground like a magnet. Hey, I can't help it. When will he learn?

Just then, the bell rang. "Thank you, Miss Tang. Goodbye! " Teacher Hu said jokingly. "You're welcome, xiao hu. Goodbye! " I answered him accordingly.

A physical education teacher who can rejuvenate is really a headache! Teacher Hu, when will you grow up?

5. Composition, my humor teacher is 600 words. My humor teacher's surname is Lin, and her full name is Lin. She is a math teacher in our class. He is humorous and likes to do interesting things to amuse his classmates. Make the students laugh in every class. Even the way to cheer up students in class is funny!

I remember once, when Mr. Lin was in class, he saw Lu Jun staring blankly outside the window and asked Lu Jun with a smile, "Brother Lu Jun, shouldn't you be called' Brother Dai'?" Hearing this, the whole class burst into laughter. Brother Dai woke up from the hearty laughter of his classmates and smiled shyly below. Another time, I was a genius in mathematics, and I wrote all the simplest questions wrong because of a moment's negligence. Teacher Lin saw it and asked, "Huang Ruolong, are you a genius or an epileptic?" This time, the students laughed even harder, and I couldn't help laughing at this moment. This is one of teacher Lin's funny ways-taking nicknames.

Besides nicknames, Mr. Lin has another way to cheer up the students and make them happy! I remember it was a Friday afternoon, because the students didn't take a nap, so they were all listless. Teacher Lin thought for a moment and asked, "Are you not interested in listening to my broken class? Do you need a crow's mouth to help me? " Hearing this, the students couldn't help laughing. After laughing, they will be refreshed and can continue their classes. Well, does this method work?

Teacher Lin's is really interesting. I wish she could teach me until graduation!

6. My best teacher imitates writing 400 words. My best teacher.

Miss Hong is my sixth grade Chinese teacher. Miss Hong is a female teacher in her late forties. Long-term teaching experience makes her very rich, and Miss Hong is also a strict teacher.

"Everybody be serious! Whoever is so loose in the future, I will immediately let him drop out of school. " What a harsh voice, what a big breath, and no human feelings at all! Who is so grumpy? I looked up discontentedly, and there stood a female teacher at the door, with a pair of sharp eyes, which was very nice! Unfortunately, there is no kind smile and no warm eyes. I immediately understood that this is the famous teacher Hong! I have to clean in the first week of the new semester. Who has so much energy? I am just lazy, whatever!

In the first class, Mr. Hong customized many rules: no truancy, whoever copied it will be punished; Don't be late, whoever is late for the day's cleaning will be contracted by him; ……

I soon understood the teacher's temper.

I wonder if it's telepathy. Several "crazy" classmates cried in unison, and "ouch" and looked at each other in panic! Oh, no, the teacher saw it again! We started running, but it was too late. The teacher looked angry and stared at us coldly. We stopped panting and trembling. "Go back to the classroom at once!" Like a muffled thunder in a sunny day, we can't help shivering and returning to the classroom in a panic.

We haven't been together much since.

7. Imitate the composition of my best teacher. He is a talented, humorous and able to get along with students, but also a strict, selfless and fair teacher. He is my art teacher, xu teacher.

Mr. Xu is tall, with bright eyes and black hair, not long, but neatly combed. The teacher not only talks with us about study, but also about anything we are interested in.

When xu teacher sent me to the school road team, I chatted with my classmates. After leaving school, we talked about the plot in the game. While we were chatting happily, xu teacher suddenly came over and asked, "What are we talking about? Tell me. " When he saw that we all stopped talking, he said, "Are we talking about games? Never mind, learn to relax! I am also very interested, tell me! " We will tell xu teacher about the game we are talking about. He was very happy after listening to it and asked us, "Do you know how the cutscenes in that game were made?" I only know which company did it, but I don't know how. He told us in detail the scientific knowledge of three-dimensional film making and so on. We all listened very carefully.

Xu teacher has a good relationship with us, but he is not relaxed in his demands on us.

There was a lecture on health knowledge, and it happened that it was xu teacher's turn to be the teacher on duty that day. Our head teacher went out again, and no one was in charge of discipline. Only xu teacher came here once in a while. As soon as we saw it was xu teacher, we thought: Never mind, xu teacher is so good that our class won't deduct points! So, we began to speak out. I didn't expect Mr. Xu to come later. When he saw us talking, he reminded us to be quiet and not to make any noise. I didn't care, but I chatted with my classmates next to me. Xu teacher came again, but this time it was directly on the record.

Deducted the points of our class. I was very angry at that time, thinking that xu teacher was too unreasonable, and directly deducted the points from our class. Later, I remembered what the math teacher said, and I understood why xu teacher deducted points from our class. "Humorous teachers must be strict teachers. A teacher who mingles with students must be a selfless teacher. "

Xu teacher is such a teacher. He has never been partial to any student, but when every student makes a mistake, he will definitely try to make the person who made the mistake make it up and correct. He is very talented and often tells us some ancient poems and famous sentences. He is also fair, and every time he criticizes us, we are convinced. This is my teacher, the best teacher.

8. How to write a humorous teacher composition Our head teacher, Miss Li, is very humorous.

Once in class, Bai Xuecheng was talking to another classmate and was seen by Teacher Li who was giving a lecture. Teacher Li walked over gently and whispered to Bai Xuecheng, "Stop talking, Bai Xuecheng, and be careful that your teeth catch cold." Snow City quickly covered her mouth and dared not speak again.

This sentence amused all the students nearby, and everyone stopped talking casually in class. Another time, Wesley Wang, a little fat boy in our class, didn't pay attention in class. He secretly played with a small toy he brought from home. Teacher Li found out and said, "You are allowed to walk from your seat to the podium in three seconds. If you run away, you will get a surprise. "

After that, the whole class began to time together. "Three, two, one ……" For the first time, Wesley Wang didn't run to the podium. Teacher Li told him to run again. For the second time, Wesley Wang ran very fast. Mr. Li ran to the podium before he finished counting. Miss Li said to all of us, "I must. If another student is disobedient, he will run in class to lose weight like Wesley Wang. "

Since then, everyone has consciously attended teacher Li's class.

9. Give me some compositions written by teachers, and be humorous. The more, the better. History teacher: Those students really can't teach. In class, I asked a question: "Do you know who Wu Zetian is?" The first classmate replied that she was not familiar with her, the second classmate replied that she was one of his netizens, the third classmate said that he had her QQ number and asked her after class ... Another classmate even took out his mobile phone and said that he would ask her out immediately.

Geography teacher: Look at their papers yourself. The top of five famous mountains in China is (Zhao Benshan), the most famous river is (Pan Changjiang), the coal in China is (black), and the iron in China is (hard). How can I attend class?

Chinese teacher: during class, a classmate was reading a magazine, so I confiscated his magazine and hit him on the head ... but when I turned to continue the class, his deskmate actually burst out laughing, which made the class impossible. I asked him why he was laughing. Do you know what he answered me? The boy took out a book from the drawer and said to me, "Teacher, it's a good thing you didn't find me reading, or you would kill me."

Math teacher: A classmate who has never failed in a unit exam can actually use his high school knowledge in his homework ... I asked him if he did this homework himself, and that classmate actually replied that I didn't know. Tell me what this is called. I kept asking him to tell me honestly who did it for him. Well, he had reason to answer, "Teacher, I really don't know who did this homework. To be honest, I went to bed early last night ... "

Physics teacher: Do you know how many classes I have taught, one clockwise and the other counterclockwise? Five classes! Yes, that's what I told them. I told them to look at their watches if they didn't understand. Wherever a clockwise hand goes, it is clockwise, and vice versa. However, if the whole class counts, it's either a mobile phone or an electronic watch ... I will teach them these two words for a semester unless I resign.

Biology teacher: I really don't want to go, but ... you know, I have a heart attack and can't stand being excited, but can I not be excited? Yesterday's unit exam, according to the requirements of the syllabus, I asked my classmates to look at the bird legs in the teaching pictures and write down the names and living habits of birds. But as soon as I said the content of the exam, one of my classmates stood up and walked out, shouting, "There are also such questions. I won't take the exam. " Do you think such students need education? I stopped him and asked him his name. He actually pulled his trouser leg and exposed his leg and said to me, "Come, look at my leg and write my name ..."

Art teacher: You know, I have just been assigned to this class. Yesterday in class, I heard several students shouting "beauty" as soon as I entered the door. Do you find it irritating? I am a teacher. How can they be so rude? ..... Yes, it was wrong for me to resign because they called me "beauty", but when I wanted someone to call me "beauty", those classmates shouted to me: "What are you looking at? I'm not calling you!" 2. What do students do in class? I think so:

1 minute, I didn't listen carefully last class, so this class must be made up.

2 minutes, the teacher said so simply, I want to sleep.

For three minutes, the teacher was really bored. Everything was in Chinese.

It's really careless to watch my deskmate fall asleep for 4 minutes.

5 minutes, think about what to do after class first, so as not to worry.

Six minutes, hey ... the teacher has something on his head, which is really interesting. At least it's much more interesting than class. )

Seven minutes, and the exam is coming again recently. I really don't know what to do.

Eight minutes. What's for lunch today? I am tired of everything I eat every day.

Nine minutes. Why don't you finish class? It's almost 10 minutes.

10 minutes, another quarter of the time, long live.

1 1 min, why can't you see ahead clearly? Maybe you want to sleep.

12 minutes, what happened to the teacher's lecture today? It's really like the lullaby my mother sang when I was a child.

13 minutes, @-@

14 minutes,

Forty minutes. What time is it now? It's time for dinner.

4 1 min, is there anything wrong with today's watch? Why do you walk so slowly?

42 minutes, I can't sit still, I really want to stand for a while.

43 minutes, go to work after class.

44 minutes. I am in a good mood now.

45 minutes, alas, this class is wasted again. Work hard in the next class ...

Ding.

Don't ask where 14-40 minutes went, I don't know, because Duke Zhou asked me to play chess.