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Zhong Zhong Episode 8: Introduction to the Story
I went to a nun's house to visit my third aunt, saying that her escape into an empty net made the Zhang family inseparable, and Zhang also reviewed her neglect of her third aunt in front of her family. Third aunt scoffed at this and said it was a pity that she came, otherwise no one would see her. Yu Fengzhi said that Zhang Xueliang was distressed by his father's neglect of his biological mother, and he had to reconcile himself in the middle. She told Zhang about her request and said that he could become a monk, but his third aunt thought that "the king could not be trusted" and he could ignore Zhang's face.
Three aunts became a monk, which condensed the atmosphere of the whole Zhang family. Several concubines invited Yu Fengzhi to play cards together. Zhang Xueliang thought Yu Fengzhi was a stuffed bun playing cards, so he played by himself. Five aunts also took Zhang to play. She said at the poker table that "the money of the Zhang family belongs to the old man". Zhang Xueliang was very unhappy and announced that he would start his own life tomorrow and go to Wujiang Hall. The family didn't like it, and Zhang made fun of him. Yu Fengzhi adheres to the principle of "marry a husband". Zhang Xueliang got angry with her, then knelt in front of Wu Yi and shouted "Wu Niang" sentence by sentence, forcing her to be her own guarantor.
Zhang Xueliang knew that Yu Fengzhi was on his side, but she was too virtuous to care about what many people thought. They hid in the room and felt teased. Zhang also privately told Wuyi that the goading method was quite useful and his son really took the bait.
Zhang called Zhang Xueliang to the office building. He said what he said at the poker table didn't count. When he entered the gun, no matter whose son he was, Zhang Xueliang swore to heaven that he was not afraid of death. Zhang is reluctant to give up, but after all, he is a warlord born in greenwood, and there are not so many short-lived literati.
Zhang Xueliang was officially admitted to the Army Martial Arts School in three northeastern provinces. The school made various arrangements for his admission in a low-key and thoughtful way, and he was divided into five classes in the first phase. Zhang Xueliang has been mixed with soldiers since he was born. When I got to school, it can be said that the fish met the water. He also met his teenagers Bao Yulin and Zhang Tingshu here soon, and cut off the head of the army as the Romans do. As the honorary dean of a speech school, Zhang made a typical "old-fashioned" speech at the opening ceremony, but won a full house applause.
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